Kim Zolciak's Party Gets Cut Short On Ellen
The Real Broke Housewives of Atlanta's very own Kim Zolciak was already snubbed by the wig-hating Grammy voters, and today Ellen Degeneres pulled the plug on her TV performance! When it rains hate, it pours hate (keep raining)!
Kim even pressed and starched her wig for the occasion! Poor bitch. My guess is that the FCC forced Ellen to crash Kim's party, because they knew her performance would cause the mass suicide of millions of ear drums.
If you ask Kim about what went down, she'll just say it was a "HA HA" joke. This is what she Twittered after the performance:
Calm down you guys, I did perform and its on her website...Relax have a little humor....
But is it considered a joke if you're the only one laughing and security promptly escorts you to your Hertz rent-a-car?
You know what, though? Kim was right. Ellen did post Kim's full performance on her website. Click here to watch it. And if you do watch it, you should probably keep this number close by just in case.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:08pm.
This tranny teaches Kim how to do Kim properly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtuRzUVi4o
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The tranny looks FAR better than Kim! And I love how *she* hikes up her skirt and scratches her ass toward the end. Class-aay! Would have looooved to have been there for THAT show. Dayum.
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As horrible as this was...it was nowhere near as bad as Heidi Montag's Miss Universe "performance".
hahhahhaha i cannot believe that i watched it!!! hilarious lol
Ok grossielocks obviously CANNOT sing a lick, nad needs to stick to be ing a lame ass "wife" on her lame ass show.
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
... this is similar to Zelda Fitzgerald starting ballet lessons at age 30.
WTF??? How old is this bint again?
For those who say the song's not bad, it sounds like a complete cheap ripoff of MIA's "Jimmy." (below)
Fuckers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgYtkCySen8
ahahahahahahhahaha retardy for the party
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 4:07am.
I finally watched the vid, and I am embarrassed for her. Jesus, is she that delusional?
She's retardy for the party.
aah, complete with the wembey-style, can-you-all-hear-me Thank YOuuu!
if ellen showed this about 10 seconds that was about enough.
This tranny teaches Kim how to do Kim properly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtuRzUVi4o
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For a second, I thought that was my mom wasted at a dive karaoke bar.
I just looked up her wikipedia and it says she's a big deal because her sugardaddy "funded her somewhat lavish lifestyle, buying her $14,000 in diamonds and a $60,000 Cadillac Escalade."
Um. My husband has bought me more jewelry than that and a car considerably more expensive, yet I spend all day being a normal person and raising my child.
Since when are a few rings and a mediocre automobile grounds for being a "Real Housewife Of Wherever"? HAHAHAHH!!! Trust me, there are women who far, far FAR exceed my beauty and riches who don't appear on shows like that.
Maybe it's my area of the country? I guess there's a reason there isn't a Real Housewives OF Chicago because the people here are modest and down to earth.
I can't believe she had the nerve to shake her fat butt like that!
The title (and the song) sounds like something a 13 year old would make up for the jr high talent show.
Someone should tell her she's not 13. Maybe she doesn't know.
She may be tardy for the party but she ain't late for the hate. bitch fuckin sucks.
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It's the hottest sh!t in the gay clubs right now. Besides all things Lady Gaga...
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Her dancers were totally doing the moves from Ice Ice Baby. Ha!
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How BAD was that? *shaking head* Pathetic.
is this a joke? or is Kim for real? you can see a smirk, but is it a delusional "i'm so hot" smirk? or a "haha america, joke's on you" smirk? Either way, I can't. Nene was/is the true star! the others just need to get back to...doing whatever it is they do.
I love this bitch and will support all her endeavours. But she IS getting chunky. You can't drink all the glasses of wine you can in a day and not put on weight.
worst performance ever!
Ellen did her a favor by putting her on the website only.
Many Americans will still be tricked into buying that bullshit.
And her background dancers looked slightly retarded but they still should have been at the forefront!
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I finally watched the vid, and I am embarrassed for her. Jesus, is she that delusional?
She's retardy for the party.
Damn, even the "dancers" are complete crap.
Fade-Dra as Kim Z in a wheelchair
5:05
http://daily-freak-show.wowtv.tv/episodes/104-james-goes-to-trannyshack-...
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My main 'puter (which is *old* and needs to be replaced) is acting all screwy so I couldn't get decent audio on this--but that's probably a good thing. And I'm not risking any of the laptops. I JUST took those into the Free Clinic, got a clean bill of health on all, so no need to infect them...and i really I NEED those.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I am 41 and would feel like an absolute FOOL singing a song like this, as if I were still 21.
ROFL, is she serious? please tell me she's not.
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Dude. Really. She's GINORMOUS. Like in The Valley of the Dolls. Just sayin'
She's a regular HOLSTEIN! Britney's ham hocks got nuthin' on Kim's!!
That menopausal whore can't carry a tune in a bucket. Simon sez PITCHY. Autotune that bitch into outer space. She can't dance, either. I don't think she's fat, though. She's like Jessica Simpson--needs her vocal cords removed, not more plastic surgery. When are they going to have real housewives of Dallas? Or better yet, real housewives of Harlem. Yeah.
LOL, this is better than jlo's louboutin.
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Suck it.. Biotch!
Ellen's poor audience. And people have no shame anymore. Imagine singing those lyrics when you are as old as that woman. Doesn't she have children? People just don't want to grow up these days.
That made me laugh extremely hard for some reason. Amazing :')
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 8:31pm.
I remember watching a video and thinking at the time there couldn't be anything worse or more embarrassing in life than being Clay Aiken's orchestra conductor. I've changed my mind: Kim Zolciak's back-up dancer.
(Why does she spend most of the song looking back at them? Some body language expert would say: shame).
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:19pm.
try tilting your head to one side.
:) like my smiley!
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For Gawds sake! KIM IS SO GD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
@ Xuriel
Yes, I've just switched from Firefox to Internet Explorer, and the site works okay.
Michael K, fix the Firefox connection, the site is wonky!
Ahaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa @ blind link to NSP website. The IT guys are going to wonder why they got a spike in hits to the website tonight!
Submitted by NYAPPLES on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 9:02pm.
HATE to say it but the songs not bad, it ain't no masterpiece, but you could easily dance to this. Kim has no business being on stage, shes fat, uncordinated, and without a drop of stage presence. Second to that shithouse, are her uncoordinated backupdancers whom look like they are part of two seperate acts.
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I was thinking how if Lady Gaga or Xtina worked it with better production it would be a club hit so yeah, actually makes me realize there is some kind of talent to the better-known pop tarts. Hell, even Vadge's granma cooch could make the most of this.
I think the wonky site problems are only with Firefox. I switched to Internet Explorer and it came up fine, but I'll be darned if I have to use that piece of poop to access the site.
MICHAEL K! GET THAT THING OUT OF THERE AND FIX YOUR STUFF!!!!
Heh...
All I get out of this is Khandi is a fcuking miracle worker. This just proves that Khandi can make anyone, and I do mean anyone sound okay, because she has the goods to cover up kim kat wail, yeah, well that's how she spells cat, isn't it? Kim not so much, but Khandi is a puppet master.
oh lord...walking-talking suburban cougar stereotype high on her "bioidentical" hormones.
Her "hit song", is this really a hit? And where is this a hit?
To the hos having problems with the site....maybe it has to do with the browser you're using to view the site? I'm using Safari and it looks fine to me, but when I opened it on Firefox it looked wonky.
What the....? This is serious, right? You fucking people listen to this kind of "music," and this horrible woman is now a big tv star because she "sings" that "song?" WAKE UP, oh my god this is pure garbage, and I can just picture you dumb, dumb idiots at home playing this cd and singing along and talking about the stupid bitch like she has some sort of value as an entertainer. Fuck this crap, the world is coming to an end, and THIS is what it sounds like. I wish I could punch every person who likes this "song!!!!!"
I'm on the east coast and it's perfectly fine for me?
OT: i hope this woman knows she's a joke...
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:19pm.
@ Peaches
Maybe it's a computer problem in certain areas, like maybe East Coast? Several people, NitWitty, TITS, Albatross, ginger_t, all are saying that the site is wonky and fu*ked up. It's all stretched and things are in wrong places, it makes me dizzy and confused. Grrrrr....
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@ Peaches
Maybe it's a computer problem in certain areas, like maybe East Coast? Several people, NitWitty, TITS, Albatross, ginger_t, all are saying that the site is wonky and fu*ked up. It's all stretched and things are in wrong places, it makes me dizzy and confused. Grrrrr....
methinks I'm tardy for the pardy
Oh she sucks sooooobad
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