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Valentino LoSauro, the real-life Edward Scissorhands!
In the movies, Edward Scissorhands looks like Johnny Depp wrapped in a Robert Smith skin suit, but the real-life Eddy S.Hands looks more like the pepaw flavored Howie Mandel. This is Valentino LoSauro and he is the inventor of a revolutionary (not really) hair-cutting product called CLAWZ. It's called CLAWZ instead of Claws, because everyone knows only awesome things end with the letter "z."
Valentino, who hails from Fort Myers, FL, has spent nearly $300,000 perfecting his invention. Most of the $300,000 didn't go towards parts and labor. It went towards paying for the medical expenses of the guinea pigs who lost their scalps, ears and foreheads to the CLAWZ.
He sells CLAWZ in his salon for $120 a pair. Valentino says that with CLAWZ you will cut hair in half the time. Valentino explained to The Sun, "It took me a couple of years from the launch of the prototype in around 2001 to become really proficient with them. Now though I can motor through hair cuts and they are much quicker than usual scissors. I can't believe the time it took beforehand. Most customers are a bit apprehensive at first when they see my smiling face with my razor sharp fingers. But come the end of the hair cut they are stunned by the quality."
But the real question is, can he trim pube bushes with the CLAWZ? Your clitoris or peen doesn't want to know the answer.
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is he trying to create fun......!
sticker printing | folder printing
Ew! I thought that hair on his chin was drool for a second there!
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I thought he drank a milk shake and let half of it run down his chin. Those look like the inner keys of an old typewriter.
He is crap at cutting hair. The guy in his chair has huge pieces of chunk in the back and his hair is all oily looking? These HSOTD are giving me migraines.
MK, these HSOTD are just freaking me out lately. They're giving me night terrors. These are the creepiest fucking people I've ever seen. Can we please have a naked stud with a 9" cock tommorow? Thnx
Someone send Tabatha to his salon!
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This is so Barf!
it's great when your model has chunks of hair in the back from where you didn't trim it properly. good job dumbfuck.
What the..................
Submitted by sisco900 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:24am.
Trust me, he's not cute....He's atrocius!
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...but would he fit in my pocket?!
LOL! Why is he a bitch? He kinda looks like he could be.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Wow. Just, wow. And that landing strip makes it look like he's drooling.
Trust me, he's not cute....He's atrocius!
Mandrew
That doesn't look like it's very precise. You'll come out with a chopped up hairdo (and that's no longer in).
Submitted by sisco900 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:14am.
he is sort of a joke in this town.. HAHA, totally made my day!
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A joke?! Whaaaa? He is an inventor! The laughed at Einstein! Okay, maybe they didn't, but they could have. Besides he is cute, looks like he would fit right in my pocket!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
When I saw this I died. I'm from Ft. Myers, FL. My friend worked at his salon and I used to get my haircut from her and he would be using those things. Its the funniest thing to watch..ever. he is sort of a joke in this town.. HAHA, totally made my day!
Mandrew
hahahahahahhaha jacko ain't letting Valentino anywhere near the mullet!
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There's no fucking way I'd let this freak cut my hair with those envelope openers....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
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So the only benefit is that is cuts hair faster? And?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:09am.
That white landing strip is so fucking sexy.
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Just say "no" to the flavor savor, sucky.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
"He sells CLAWZ in his salon for $120 a pair."
Wouldn't you want more than two? Say...10, one for each finger? 10 for $120 would be a bargain, I hope it was a typo on MK's part.
i thought he had spit dribbling down his chin
I wouldn't let those things near my hair (anywhere on my body). This is even worse than the Flowbee.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
"But the real question is, can he trim pube bushes with the CLAWZ? Your clitoris or peen doesn't want to know the answer."-MK
*peen recoils into tummy at thought*
THANX PAL.Way to start my morning.
Loozer: I know. *hug* $300K would help me through this time and I'd have most of it put away for retirement!
Mornin' Miz! Funny how people with money or access to money spend it on the darndest things. Meanwhile, the rest of us live paycheck to paycheck trying to figure out how to pay for life's necessities. C'est La Vie!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
I wonder what he'd charge for just one CLAW(Z)? Cuz that's all I'll need to take that thing off his chin.
Ha MK, I thought he looked like a pepaw Criss Angel....
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Good morning loozer!
WHO knows why? $300,000.00 investment and he's still just a barber!
WHY?
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Who's the victim in the last pic - he looks cute but I can't tell if his eyes are closed in fear or relaxation.
Always from Florida...It's the neverending summer I tell you. The sun fucks people up.
That white landing strip is so fucking sexy.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here