All The Skanks Go Wild For SamRo
There's just something about SamRo (SPOILER ALERT: It's the serious muff-diving face) that makes all skankwhoresluts purr like Ne-Yo in a men's locker room. And Aubrey Ho'Day (And Night) is no exception! Page Six says that at a Nascar party at Lavo in Las Vegas the other night, Aubrey tried to seduce SamRo with the Dance of the Seven STDs.
A witness (*cough*Ginger*cough*) barked this to say Page Six, "She was doing everything to get Samantha's attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth. Samantha totally ignored her."
Every time Aubrey O'Day gets shut down, a fellow skankwhoreslut accidentally drops her last morning-after pill into a sewer grate while doing the walk of shame. TRAGIC!
Obviously, SamRo prefers her ladies refined, demure and pristine. You know, just like HoHan!
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thought Tara Reid fell off the wagon again.
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I can't believe Sam is 31 or 32, she looks like a skinny 15-year-old boy. heh
to get her attention then laugh it off,be real samro has the best connections,being a dj she'll know everyone and their dog,only a matter of time before her and wino hook up to blast away the night....
Maybe Sam's tired of the fake-lesbian skanks? I believe SamRo thinks she's the real version of Shane from The L-Word. Sorry Sam, you're not even close!
i hate SamRo...!
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I really don't get the appeal of SamRo. She looks like a perpetually cranky ten-year-old boy who smokes three packs a day.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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I want to know wtf those two pieces of trash were doing at a NASCAR party? I just hope they stayed away from the drivers and their wives.
That must explain the hole in the sky over Norway: Aubrey opened her legs.
Good gawd Sam..........Go buy a dick and make yourself happy. Maybe then and only then will you smile! I pity you.
Love how Sam flips off the paps and makes ugly faces when they and blohan are the ones who made her famous. Stupid clown.
SamRo likes a Dreamsicle. Skinny and ORANGE!
Love me some Aubrey HoDay!
My buddies and I have thought about takin a trip to Vegas and see her Peep Show and her "peep show"
eating on aubrey's cunt is probably not kosher
I didn't mind Sam all that much when she and Lindsay were scissoring but now she seems like kind of an asshole. no one would even know who she was if it weren't for her relationship with that train wreck. in her high school year book, she said she would be famous one day so I guess to me, its always looked like she was just as desperate for the spotlight as Lilo...yet when the paps follow her, she makes ugly dyke faces and says they're "embarrassing" her. get over yourself, bitch. you're another mediocre "celebrity DJ" no one will give two fucks about in a year, unless you take her back for the press.
Is it the hat? Is it the DJ skillz? What does this woman do? She's like the straight skank whisperer.
All the young girls love SamRo ... tender young SamRo they say ...
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Submitted by isavedlatin on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:15pm.
Why does she make that retarded "frown" face in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE? bitch stop!
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She has a little avatar of herself with that frown. She's branding *eyeroll* (she really is but it's so...what's the word...? stupid)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:17am.
Samro's pissy, pretentious, trust-fund fueled, arrogant, 16 year-old boy attitude is so freaking irritating.
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Trust Fund eh? Well I suppose lesbo gold diggers exist, other than that I don't see what's so damn special about her..
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
I think SamRo just gives them hoes two things
Trip to their oyster buffet and drugs
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This is so Barf!
I bet she smells like cat piss and cigarettes.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
She's same type of Dj like Madonnas Jesus and every other dj in tabloids
including her brother Mark (he sucks)
just rich kids who has nothing to do
She is a typical disc jokey at the most
her set that I heard in a club here in NYC was the most pathetic shit ever
and honestly noone even knew who the fuck she was
as for her ~look~
she's a butchy lesbian with hipsterism sprinkled on top
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This is so Barf!
I still have a hard time believing SamRo is a woman. In every picture I've seen of her, she looks like a guy.
Why does she make that retarded "frown" face in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE? bitch stop!
Aubrey is disgusting, but no more disgusting than Lindsay the past couple of years.....
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:25am.
angel_i:
Go back and do your research, cuz Aubrey never had a chance.
Any group signed with Dildo never makes it unless they flee.
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No - I get that. I think Danity Kane got lucky. There were some major flaws but if someone else had taken over from a particular moment...(i can't remember now what I'd be referring to, exactly) I just think they had potential. And, Aubrey was a big part of that - her sass is really super cute when she's not on whatever drug she started taking...
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And actually - YEAH! He dumped her! He gave her exposure and then set her free. She should have been able to do something with that by now. THAT's why she's the biggest loser! Plus, she's just a loser - it's really obvious whenever she speaks.
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Sorry :(
I just can't stand that shit.
EW! I do not get the SamRo appeal. She looks like a crackhead dude!
angel_i:
Go back and do your research, cuz Aubrey never had a chance.
Any group signed with Dildo never makes it unless they flee.
Why do you think Mary J left his ass so young. He was trying to fashion other people on the label as Mary Jrs.
112, Craig Mack, Faith Evans, Notorious B.I.G., Al B. Sure, etc.
You either leave Diddy, die, or flee to another record label if you want a fighting chance.
Danity Kane was lucky they lasted a hot half a minute!
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Submitted by whole lotto luv on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:17am.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:07am.
I would sleep with Sam and then steal her collection of Guns N Roses t-shirts!
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I would seriously love to steal that collection. But why not just go home with her, then beat her up?
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...because, then I wouldn't get to sleep with her. DUH!
I joke. I keed. I would like to have her entire t-shirt collection, I have seen some great ones that hang on her like a 10 yr old boy.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Aubrey goes down as the BIGGEST fool in show business in my books. She really did have it all. She was supercute, she wasn't the strongest singer but a good dancer with a LOT of presence. SO adorable. The second someone gave her a chance she morphed into a chubby whore. And now every single thing she says or does reeeeeeeeks of desperation. Danity Kane was even a pretty hot little girl group there for half a second - between the foolishness of her and Ditty (typo-keepng it), it went poof! Just like that. And now this skank ho has sunk to vying for the attention of an ugly lesbian DJ. Jeez Louise. Somebody put that girl out of our misery already.
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Ugh SamRo looks like an effeminate dude who doesn't get any sun, with that pasty ass face of hers. Nothing hot about looking like you're half dead. If SamRo were a dude (and she's pretty close), she'd be one ugly motherfucker.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:07am.
I would sleep with Sam and then steal her collection of Guns N Roses t-shirts!
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I would seriously love to steal that collection. But why not just go home with her, then beat her up?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:09am.
LOL yeah, cuz urmomma's a WHORE!!!!! hehehehe
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NO ONE calls me a WHORE...unless your's pullin' mah hair and slappin' my ass! :O
That's it, Jack, I will not share the GnR t-shirts with you!
SNOWY! Will you please deal with this?!!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
LOL yeah, cuz urmomma's a WHORE!!!!! hehehehe
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I would sleep with Sam and then steal her collection of Guns N Roses t-shirts!
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I just don't believe this. SamRo would probably jump on anything. And why does she look so miserable. I mean, I get it, you're ugly.. but damn.. no need to make it worse.
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Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:17am.
Her perma-facial frown typifies SamRo's disposition: cantankerpus at 30. (Typo but it stays!)
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I wouldn't do SamRo no matter what sex she was...she always has that stupid "I'm so tough" look on her face and dresses like a loser hipster. No thanks. I don't care how good she is at eating out.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Giving the finger is not too menacing when you weigh about eighty pounds and look like a hospice patient.
SamRo also has that I'm-wearing-a-hat-because-I'm-going-prematurely-bald-like-a-Madden-boy thing going on.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Aubrey O'Gay?
I don't think so.
I see why it would be easy to confuse SamRo for a meth'ed out party boy.
She's about as feminine as David Gest is masculine.
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sam ro and that face? why? fucking nerd.
Her perma-facial frown typifies SamRo's disposition: cantankerpus at 30. (Typo but it stays!)
Samro's pissy, pretentious, trust-fund fueled, arrogant, 16 year-old boy attitude is so freaking irritating.
it's cuz she looks like a boy so they don't have to fake it so bad with the fauxelleness
Submitted by whole lotto luv It's the long fingers with short nails.
LMAO!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
This post was straight pure win MK. I wondered what happened to my morning after pill today. ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
OurMissC word re SYTYCD
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Who the fuck is Aubrey O'Day?