Wednesday, December 9th 2009
A New Baby Friend For Tom & Gis
A baby boy checked out of Gisele Bundchen's womb and is now galloping amongst us. People confirms this, but they couldn't get their paws on the baby name yet. What good are they, right?! But seriously, this is Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen we're talking about so I'm sure the name will be as boring as this post.
The baby is Gis' first, and Tom's second. He has a 2-year-old son with Bridget Moynahan.
Congratulations to Toe-Gizz and their new baby friend! And I'm also going to send a pre-congratulations to the plastic surgeon who is currently giving Gis "The Post-Baby Posh Special," because I'm sure he's going to do impeccable work!



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How long before she starts working again? 3 weeks?
These two fugtards deserve each other. They look like brother and sister. Gisele comes across as a real bitch and Tom is only looking after Tom.
I give it 4 months before Brady finds some other utereus to sperm poison.
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Well, this is too close to home for me, so I can't read the back posts. I know there is gonna be alot of negativity and I don't feel like going on the defense....although the Patriots do need alot of help on defense lately.
I've been a lifelong Patriots fan and I know people who have had alot of contact with Tom and he is, by all accounts of people who actually know him, a wonderful, albeit private, person.
Congrats to him, Gisele and Jack.
Maybe now he can concentrate more on getting the Patriots back on track.
Go Pats!
TheHeckler
Yep, the cut is on or below the bikini line. Once it's healed up, it's practically invisible.
As for giving birth early for the sake of model/actress's figure . . . well, if the mothers-to-be have little to no sense and care more about their own looks than the health and well-being of their baby, we can't expect the doctors to care more to compensate.
you explain it better than I could
isn't vanity a bitch
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:27pm.
im not sure about the tummy tuck but some doctors do give a mini tummy tucks with c-sections which make me think they hide the scar lower
and that about giving birth early I read that it was a new trend and some doctors just care about getting paid just ask Michael Jackson
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Yep, the cut is on or below the bikini line. Once it's healed up, it's practically invisible.
As for giving birth early for the sake of model/actress's figure . . . well, if the mothers-to-be have little to no sense and care more about their own looks than the health and well-being of their baby, we can't expect the doctors to care more to compensate.
Doctors can be paid to be just as shady as a lawyer.
Trust.
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Both Mannings are married, fyi. Which means nothing as far as being a closeted gay goes, but you can't discount Peyton because he's married unless you're willing to give Eli a pass for he same reason.
And Brady may not be the nicest guy who ever lived but he's not a complete dick.
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Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?"
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:51am
Klum had natural births I believe. The only celebs I can think of that got c-setions are the ones that are never photographed in bikini's (Posh never shows off her stomach) or have those "mom" tummys.
That's fucked up though if they purposely choose to have their babies early. Aren't Drs supposed to advise against that?
im not sure about the tummy tuck but some doctors do give a mini tummy tucks with c-sections which make me think they hide the scar lower
and that about giving birth early I read that it was a new trend and some doctors just care about getting paid just ask Michael Jackson
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:51am
Klum had natural births I believe. The only celebs I can think of that got c-setions are the ones that are never photographed in bikini's (Posh never shows off her stomach) or have those "mom" tummys (Jordan).
That's fucked up though if they purposely choose to have their babies early. Aren't Drs supposed to advise against that?
As far as I am concerned, she is no supermodel.
She's a tranny that got a break!
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rqsc, LOL I voted Sharon too!
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I know it's nobody's business blah blah blah but not releasing the baby's name is just more proof that Tom and Gis are assholes. For a couple that supposedly likes their privacy, they seem to withold things (engagement, wedding, pregnancy) just to stir up more publicity. They annoy me to no end. Okay time to take my meds.
I never understood how this woman ever became a supermodel. She's really not that wonderful looking compared to the supermodels of past-Linda, Christy, Cindy, et al.
Congratulations to Giselle and the lucky turkey baster. The charade will continue.
I think she is fucking gorgeous- and her body is my ideal!
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and something else models + actress do is that (this is really sad ) that they schedule the C-section for 7 or 8 months so they do not gain that last months weight it is widely known that you gain the most weight in the last month so maybe Gi here decided that having a slim figure better than a fully healthy baby
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stake_spike on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:27am.
Supermodels can't get tummy tucks because that shit leaves a scar. I'm sure she'll get lipoed but these supermodels always have natural births and then a day later they're working out 12 hours a day.
my cousin had a c-section and its low enough that a supermodel can hide it look up Heidi kl um I bet she had c-section+ tummy tuck is what they do
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
I HAVE GONE ON TREKS, VISION QUESTS TO HELP ME SEE WHAT OTHERS SEE WHEN THEY LOOK AT THIS WOMAN, BUT I STILL CAN'T SEE IT. I SAW IT WITH LINDA E., LIYA K. AND ETC, BUT I'VE RESIGNED MYSELF THAT I MUST BE FUCKING BLIND AFTER ALL.
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little_rascal:
Sharon Stone makes Madonna look downright homely. Sharon Stone may be a bitch but she was not when I met her. She was gracious and funny and wearing no makeup.
I am sure she's had some work done now, but she claims to not have had plastic surgery because she has never been cut, I believe.
She's dong the usual Hollywood derma-game, but fuck it...
She's hot hot hot, WITH swagger which is always a plus.
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zomay:
That is true. There they don't really care HOW you attain your beauty, as long as you ATTAIN it!
But at least they do it within reason usually.
Gisele didn't have much to begin with anyway with that bony ass and forklift nose.
She should have gotten a completely NEW nose, because this slimmed down version is still plump and not in a good way!
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Speaking of Sharon Stone, yesterday TMZ had their usual feature "Who would you rather?" and had side by side recent photos of Sharon Stone and Madonna, both are 51 years old.
86,000 voted, and the results are :
Sharon Stone - 73%
Madonna - 27%
(By the way, I voted Sharon).
On topic : Congrats to the happy parents!
moybe uh dahngo will oyt theh behbeh
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Did she have a scheduled C-section to accomodate her tummy tuck?
Fuck these two, but that baby, OMG, he is so cute!
I could just squeeze the shit out of him!
*looks around for something to hold*
I betcha that skinny and jocko's baby is not that cute!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
that baby probably has a plastic surgery savings account cause gi has very manly face + original nose + tom brady's manly face = You guess it
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“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
TheBreakdown,
I don't know! What they would always tell me is the beautiful women would always be working on their beauty. Never satisfied. I'm pretty sure there is ugly in that country. Every country has ugly.
zomay:
That is one of the biggest misconceptions there is out there...
I have met and known plenty of average to flat out ugly Brazilians over the years. Yes, there is more variety in their country and the women are in better shape, but all in all?
Greatly exaggerated, or as I like to say...
The hot ones get to leave the country. The ugly ones get hidden in the caves!
But when they ARE hot?
Ooh, goddamn!
(Gisele is NOT a hot one!)
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IV- With as fug as they are, they'd be lucky to get a fuck from either team.
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Supermodels can't get tummy tucks because that shit leaves a scar. I'm sure she'll get lipoed but these supermodels always have natural births and then a day later they're working out 12 hours a day.
ON THE SUBJECT OF THE MANNINGS, THEY WOULD BOTH BE FUCKED. ABOUT 100,000 TIMES EACH.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
ISMU, maybe it's Eli. I thought one of the Mannings was gay.
Fugly or not, I think Peyton would make me laugh. Unlike Tom Brady who seems to have zero sense of humor.
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Brazilians are hot. I once worked for a company that employed mostly Brazilians. They would always say to me, "Yes Giselle is a pretty model, but you have to understand she is average in Brazil, there are very, very beautiful women in Brazil. Competition for beautiful is big there."
Anyways MK's quote:
"And I'm also going to send a pre-congratulations to the plastic surgeon who is currently giving Gis "The Post-Baby Posh Special," because I'm sure he's going to do impeccable work!"
Funny!
Ooops. I forgot to say hope this couple is over the moon!
IV- Peyton? Yowza. Dude looks like he walked right into a sliding glass door with that face.
And he's married.
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I was watching "I, Robot" on FX last night and I couldn't believe how incredibly bad the female lead was, so I pressed the info button and saw that it was Bridge. No wonder this woman doesn't have a career...or Tom. She has no emotional range whatsoever!
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OVER THE MOON press release in 3,,2, 1.
I think I'd rather fuck Peyton Manning. He's gay, right? Supercloseted though.
I keep telling Mr. IV, when he's watching football, such and such player is supposed to be gay, and he's all like, "Shut UP!" He can't handle the visual.
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TheHeckler:
Agreed.
Of the stars I have met or seen in person, it is rarely the ones that are talked up as 'hot' that truly are.
I have been surprised a few times:
Drew Barrymore is really quite pretty.
Winona Ryder is very attractive. I always thought she was just cute.
And Sandra Bullock is as well, to name a few.
But some of the ones that are supposedly hot really are. Sharon Stone, for example.
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That kid's cute. And usually I don't say this because I don't find children to be cute but that is one adorable little kid. I just want to squeeze his little cheeks.
Hopefully he treats his kids equally. You just can't trust a man who treats his ex the way he did.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:59am.
I, personally, do not find either Gisele or Tom Brady hot.
They both have hot bodies and people just grant them hot status by default.
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Conditioning and brainwashing the masses as per usual. The masses are told by the media that these two pieces of beast jerky are "beautiful" therefore, it *must* be true. Same goes for most of hollywood and celebrities in general. If people actually looked at these individuals as they REALLY are, at best, the majority would not even be average looking, and there would be a realization that they're subpar. Those of us who use our eyes can already see this.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:57am.
I love how people ASSUME that two (subjectively) attractive people automatically equals good-looking child. I'm sure we ALL know at least one couple who has proved this theory wrong.
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yeah, they named her Rumer, and she looks exactly like a photo from the old Conan skit, If They Mated.
Does anyone have a link to Giselle's old nose?
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Tom appears to be a tinymeat.
Are there nude photos?
Discuss.
There are SO many examples of that in Hollywood that it would read like a to NOT do list!
As are there are plenty of subjectively ugly people with hot children.
I, personally, do not find either Gisele or Tom Brady hot.
They both have hot bodies and people just grant them hot status by default.
Lies!
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I'm over the moon with joy for Cro-magnon man and his bride.
Gisele is the homeliest, fugliest supermodel EVER.
Say what you will about Linda, Naomi, Christy, Tyra, Cindy, Claudia, et al...
at least they had pretty faces AND bodies to back up claims of supermodel status whether you agreed or not.
Gisele is another perfect example of when someone's hot body seems to overlook an unfortunate face.
Don't be fooled, sluts!
That's Kentucky Derby slim pickings right there!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:36am.
they have a poll on TMZ
with everyone saying what a beautiful bebe they must have made since they are both so GORGEOUS. Really?
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I love how people ASSUME that two (subjectively) attractive people automatically equals good-looking child. I'm sure we ALL know at least one couple who has proved this theory wrong.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Booty chin! Both of them have one...i sooo wanna see if the baby has one as well.....