Naomi Campbell To Terrorize Wannabe Models On TV
Naomi Campbell's rep confirms to the Daily Mail (via Vogue UK) that she in talks to host and judge a new X-Factor style modeling show. Think of it as America's Next Top Model as seen through the eyes of Stephen King. Shit's going to be a MASSACUH.
Naomi's spokeswhore would only say, "Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking about and discussing. An initial approach has been made. We are discussing that offer, but nothing is set in stone yet."
Well jam that bitch into a rock, because this needs to happen. Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode. Hopefully, they give every contestant a helmet, because you know Naomi is going to eliminate girls by beating them in the head with her Blackberry.
And instead of "smizin," Naomi is going to expect those little hos to "shit bricks with their eyez" every time she rounds the corner. Shitzin!
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I would love to see Naomi chunk dog Biscuit's at ugly models..
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OMG!!!!!!!! MK my cunt cells would explode too! i watch almost all the modelling reality tv shows waiting for naomi campbell to take the throne at one of them!! my dreams are coming true!!!
ohhhh she is gonna beeee sooooooooo CRUEL!!!! and im gonna SOOOOO LOOOVEEE IT!
"And instead of "smizin," Naomi is going to expect those little hos to "shit bricks with their eyez" every time she rounds the corner. Shitzin!"
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Reminds me, I used to be friends with a model who was extremely book smart but was the ditziest person i have ever met. I was complaining about some drunk ass photo or another, and she said, "Next time, just look at the camera with your good eye."
I have two eyes and they both look the same and so I have never been able to decipher that comment. But it seems like some nonsense I would hear flowing out of the mouths of Naomi and Tyra. Except Naomi would simultaneously be wailing on me with a bunch of cellphones.
so she is not going to leave us........!
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She's looking Naomi Campbellish in this pic.
What is going to teach them? How to assult people and snort lines?
Please stop this arrogant twat aready!! Argh!
"...because you know Naomi is going to eliminate girls by beating them in the head with her Blackberry."
Cracked me up, cause you know that crazy bitch might just do it! That WOULD make for a hard hitting TV show!
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She needs to stop buying her contacts and wigs at the flea market.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Now those are a nice pair of dick suckers!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:27pm.
Black women with blonde hair? Green eyes?
I know some black girls have gorge light brown eyes with green ish orange shade
but naturally I never seen light eyed or haired black girl
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black people are very diverse, dontcha know!
my son has green eyes and very light skin, with two black parents, both of us on the milk chocolate/cafe au lait side but dark enough.
i rocked the platinum blonde hair for years, and it looked great on me because i had the right undertones in my skin for it.
white. black, puerto rican, everybody's just a freakin'.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Why doesn't she just leave us alone?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I love that they're talking about it AND discussing it.
Mayday! Mayday!
Juvederm, stat!
And about 50 horse syringes to hold it all.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:23pm.
"...which we are talking about and discussing..."
Really? Are you also eating and chewing????? Fucking and having sex? Talking like a dumbfuck and speaking stupidly??????
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SUG!!!!
Ha! But there is absolutely no walking and talking at the same time!
Are you stuck at home today? Brrrrrrr. Imma cold.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:23pm.
"...which we are talking about and discussing..."
Really? Are you also eating and chewing????? Fucking and having sex? Talking like a dumbfuck and speaking stupidly??????
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Ha! But there is absolutely no walking and talking at the same time!
Are you stuck at home today? Brrrrrrr. Imma cold.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:09pm.
yepyepyep:
Are you serious?
yes I guess I did not explain myself too well
I mean Naomi looks weird with those contacts and Tyra looks beautiful with black hair
I know of a lot of black people that are super light and some have naturally blonde hair and I know hispanics that are soo white with baby blue eyes and almost white hair I just meant to say that if your skin is dark and your hair is naturally black there is a big chance blond hair and contacts wont suit you I mean just looks wise Its annoying to see beautiful women look weird when all they have to do its use their own haircolor, a lot of hispanic I know have olive skin and when they dye their hair blond they look wierd it shouldnt be obvious
I just wished people will stop trying to change themselves and work with their looks, like a size 16 girl here at work wearing stuff 5 sizes too small just because so and so looks beautiful with green eyes it doesnt mean it will work on you, 90% of non natural blondes look wierd and pale with blonde hair, and contacts almost always look obvious, most people actually look better with their given hair color (except people with mousy brown hair go ahead and dye) I just was trying to say that beautiful people like Naomi tries to hard when all she has to do its get out of bed and let natural beauty shine (and yes she would look hot without her weave) same for most people in the train stop trying to dress in whatever is in style just dress for your body type
rant over
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
i saw her once at via della croce in rome and she looks good , i mean she is not super tall and not as skinny as the models right now , but she is good looking , ugly skin but most models have that problem .
very muscular .
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
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Why comment on her race. FUCK!
How many shades of black is her skin? I'd love to see her without the wig and makeup.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:27pm.
Black women with blonde hair? Green eyes?
I know some black girls have gorge light brown eyes with green ish orange shade
but naturally I never seen light eyed or haired black girl
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I have seen them and trust me they are beautiful but they are usually mixed and or black Hispanics (which is mixed anyways)
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
COME ON IN, MUTHAFUCKA!
TEEHEE\
I JUST WANTED TO USE MAH NEW SIGGY !
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
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Black women with blonde hair? Green eyes?
I know some black girls have gorge light brown eyes with green ish orange shade
but naturally I never seen light eyed or haired black girl
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This is so Barf!
"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode."
Thanks MK. That's my new signature.
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"...which we are talking about and discussing..."
Really? Are you also eating and chewing????? Fucking and having sex? Talking like a dumbfuck and speaking stupidly??????
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OMG this sounds too good to be true ..I would relocate for this
ANGEL !
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH GUYS AND GIRLS !!!!
I'm still working on it. Megavideo sucks ass unless you pay for it. And I have a very strong value system with regards to what should be stolen and what should be bought...so it's taking a while...
But I did see THIS on YOUTUBE, dude! I can't fucking wait! Lemme just spoil this for you.."Snookie" (omg you gotta see how that translates with the Jersey Boys - it's hella funny) is a piece of work - she's the dramaqueen and O SO SMAHT!(not)...
check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEyzOFHo4E
ON TOPIC; Are you fucking kidding me?
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Im predicting that contrary to expectations it will be super boring.
She might have major bitchiness, but I ve seen her on TV shows actually talking, she is neither engaging nor relatable, or interesting.
You can say what you want about the ego-mad Tyra but she has succeeded in becoming a major TV personality, a bit like a televangelist, both irritating and charismatic.
yepyepyep:
Are you serious?
Because your argument is seriously flawed...
Black people come in all colors from Vanessa Williams with dark blonde hair and green eyes to Alek Wek, who is a beautiful, very dark-skinned African model.
I have seen dark women with blonde hair and sometimes it works, sometimes it does not. That is subjective.
Naomi and Tyra have rocked so many looks by so many designers, so we cannot even go there. But they are not the only black models to wear blonde hair. They are just the most famous ones.
And Hispanic women also range in color from dark to light and rock blonde hair to varying degrees of success.
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y TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:47am.
epyepyep:
Maybe because they are MODELS and models don't always wear what is necessarily assumed to be 'common' to their ethnicity/race.
thats the whole point Naomi was chosen for modeling because she has a certain look and changing it doesn't help her
and I am not talking about all the black women just those two there are many models that are black and do not try to look anything else, and yes many people try to look black I see so many black girls in the train with super long legs and perky butts and beautiful faces that are more beautiful than naomi and do not wear contacts and blonde hair, I hate when people wear blonde hair n its obvious that is ugly on them and those contacts yuck that goes for hispanics and blacks most hispanics have a nice olive skin that looks horrible with blonde hair (I am hispanic) and a lot Hispanics try to whiten themselves and "forget" their African roots
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Maybe they can get Chris Brown to sing the theme song! Can you imagine the guest judges? Elin Woods, Lizzie Grubman & Joe Francis would be the dream team! Throw in Bobby Trendy for full effect! I'm going to get started on my first batch of Ambien and Nyquil-tinis for this shit!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:45am.
angel! OH MAH DAMN!! that was some funny shit!
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the woman is crazy ass loony toon, never understoo the appeal myself, she seems like a spoilt little bitch who needs a taste of her own medicine, I fin her fake beyond belief
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:47am.
Why do white women get ass implants and tan their skin so much that they appear black themselves?
Things that make you go hmmmm.
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Don't even go there Breakdown. I can spend all day there;p
Member when Afro's got hot for everyone? The bustle? Collagen? Even working out...on what other continent will you find women who are so NATURALLY muscular....? Hmmmm...
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epyepyep:
Maybe because they are MODELS and models don't always wear what is necessarily assumed to be 'common' to their ethnicity/race.
Bo Derek in braids ring a bell?
Why do white women get ass implants and tan their skin so much that they appear black themselves?
Things that make you go hmmmm.
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angel! OH MAH DAMN!! that was some funny shit!
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Naomi's bitchiness is beginning to etch into her face.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:22am.
angellllllllllllll
worked late last night so after SYTYCD and the morphine eater on Intervention I fell asleep and stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll have not seen Jersey Boys!!
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I'm still working on it. Megavideo sucks ass unless you pay for it. And I have a very strong value system with regards to what should be stolen and what should be bought...so it's taking a while...
But I did see THIS on YOUTUBE, dude! I can't fucking wait! Lemme just spoil this for you.."Snookie" (omg you gotta see how that translates with the Jersey Boys - it's hella funny) is a piece of work - she's the dramaqueen and O SO SMAHT!(not)...
check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEyzOFHo4E
ON TOPIC; Are you fucking kidding me?
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I have a better idea for a tv show. Its called Caged Cunts where Naomi and Roxanne cage fight to the death.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9aGKMz360
The best trailer ever!
why do beautiful black models like Tyra and Naomi try to whiten their looks (contacts, blonde wigs etc..) ?
it makes me stabby if you have such natural beauty why try to look white?
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
WTF is with that makeup?
That video is priceless! She has some gigantic boobies! Now wonder she tripped! LMAO
Naomi is the only hot biotch who can scare Tyra. That alone makes her wonderful and fucking crazy rolled into one.
angellllllllllllll
worked late last night so after SYTYCD and the morphine eater on Intervention I fell asleep and stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll have not seen Jersey Boys!!
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Please.
At the end of the day, TV is about entertainment and Naomi can do that.
TyTy needs a hoard of people around her to make her look interesting.
Naomi is a one-woman circus, so they can save money on guests with that alone.
And if this show is in Britain there are far less restrictions on what she can say...and who she can slap.
Team Naomi.
Sue me!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:16am.
WADNT NOTHIN STRANG BOUT YO DADDY!
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