Snakes On A Poon
Usually, when a bitch tells you they want to do you with a long snake, you immediately grab the Saran Wrap and a tub of Crisco. But not in this case. In this case, you immediately slip on a pair of panties made out of snake repellent.
TMZ says that Rachel True, the chick from The Craft and Kathy Griffin's friend as seen on My Life on the D-List, took a restraining order out on some loontardian who threatened to "fuck her with a cobra." Please don't tell me the crazy's snake is named Riki Dicki Tavi.
According to the restraining order, the crazy bitch, who goes by the name of Elenora Redmon, has been stalking Rachel for over a year. Last month, Elenora was busted outside of Rachel's house after she showed up with a large "sex toy." Elenora claimed that Rachel had summoned her to her home. In addition to showing up on her door, Elenora has also sent Rachel countless e-mails like "Why did you shut your curtains?"
Um, I know you've got the crazies in your brains, Elenora, but Rachel shut her curtains because you want to take a snake to her snatch. Stupid bitch.
Elenora is currently in jail, but once she's released, she'll have to stay at least 150 yards away from Rachel. They should also add Richard Gere's name to that restraining order, because if Elenora's cobra smells the gerbil cemetery in his ass, it won't be a pretty sight.
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Leave Mary Jane alone!!
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I think Rikki Tikki Tavi is the name of the mongoose. Nag and Nagaina are the cobras. Jus sayin...
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why'd she bring a sex toy? coulda just used the five finger discount.
MK, I can't believe you didn't mention her fine work on Half and Half!
you must be kidding........!
sticker printing | folder printing
that's some scary shit.
OMG! This is so weird! I just watched the craft last night! Idris Elba is hot. my caramel love is adam rodrigues. The new dude on Greys is FREAKING HAWT!
And also, why doesn't anyone watch Eastwick? it's great. Too bad it's bein cancelled now, while piece of shit shows like KUWTK and the hills are on for ages!
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Hard to believe, but a bio of Rachel True says she was born in 1966, making her 43. So even though she's gained a little weight, she looks damn good for her age. Just a few years ago, she was convincingly playing a twenty-something on Half & Half, an annoying UPN show. I would've never guessed she was over forty. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
So was the "large sex toy" in the shape of a cobra?
And who would stalk this chick in the first place? Someone who I guess still watches shit on a VHS and wears tube socks!
the Office is my fav show on TV. I watch all the re-runs and I still crack up at all of them.. what a great bunch of characters....
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And though you don't believe that they do
They do come true; for did my dreams
Come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe
You too might be overjoyed, over loved, over me
Thanks! Snowy!!!
Now I have a winter "project" for when its to cold to leave the house. Now to butter up the ex for those DVD's...
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GTL!!!!!!!!!! you have no IDEA how fine he is in The Wire, and there are sooooo many cute guys on that show, black ,white Hispanic, and the acting, writing everything is top notch.
Idris' character is Stringer Bell, a big GANGSTA! Watch it from the first season!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I have never seen, The Wire, The Office, Arresting Development (save for snippets), etc.
And the last time I was in bed with someone my color, Bush was taking us to war.
I am in a battle for black ass.
Someone hook me up, as I am in the land of saltines!!!!
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Kathy Griffin is the Rodney Dangerfield/Michael K of the present era. Maybe a little more MK than RD.
I like the girl:) Good for her ! Work it all out!
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
DD its soooooo funny
I never wanted to watch it since im in an office all day but I am so glad I decided to check it out
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Snowy
Oh YES I do know that fine chocolate goodness!
You're telling me he's in the wire? see now I know I watched the wrong eps, i would have remembered him!
*shameface* i forced mahself to stomach beYAWNce in "Obsessed" all for some Idris!
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Oh Snowy, I LOVE the office. It really is so typical of office stupidity.
My favorite episode was the one where the boss invited almost everyone to his house for dinner excpet the guy who has a bed and breakfast on a manure lot. The dinner was about getting them to buy his wife's candles - it was like her home business. And then that HUGE awkward moment when everyone's in the living room and no one knows what to say to each other. MUNDANE hilarity!
I like how they do those one person interviews and they make that facial expression - the like-I-don't-know-what-shrug.
GTL : do you know who Idris Elba is ?
*cums*
*dies*
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:31pm.
POONTANG!
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I've heard people say something that sounds like
"pudding tang" - they obviously don't know what they are saying!
So the correct spelling is "poontang"? In that case, I know what poon is.
Breakdown: Reno 911
DD they just started showing the Office where they used to show Seinfeld every night at 730. I had never watched it before but now it is one of my faveshows.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
POONTANG!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
i didn't know NIP/TUCK was online! I'm way behinder than you, Breaky!
I was watching Smashing Pumpkins videos last nite. Thirty-Three is killah!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:22pm.
DiamondDawg:
I'd show you but I don't have one in the general vicinity to use as exhibit A.
But basically, it is the opposite of peen
And can someone recommend a TV show for me to watch online?
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Bagina!!
TV shows online: THE OFFICE!! First season THE BEST!
You can also watch OLD MOVIES on Youtube. "Butterfield8" is a good one. I also watched "Les Diaboliques," and "Better Off Dead". You have to watch them in segments.
Definitely, THE OFFICE is great. You can also watch the first two episodes of Jersey Shore on the MTV website.
Snowy,
Fine ass bruthas!? you say?
hmm maybe I'll have to give it another chance. Must have caught the wrong eps. I'll borrow the DVD's from the ex then.
And to clarify when I said "I've been there done that" I meant as a innocent witness! Ive never dealt drugs or prostituted mahself! *side-eyes thread*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:24pm.
suckandfuck:
Must you always scream?!
Someone stick something in that gaping hole for once!
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POOSEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
suckandfuck:
Must you always scream?!
Someone stick something in that gaping hole for once!
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thanks, suck and fuck.
*red-faced ignorance*
DiamondDawg:
I'd show you but I don't have one in the general vicinity to use as exhibit A.
But basically, it is the opposite of peen
And can someone recommend a TV show for me to watch online?
I just watched about a bazillion eps of Nip/Tuck the last 48 hours and now I am thinking about watching The Comeback.
I know, sluts.
I am SERIOUSLY behind!
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elonora does pose a valid question though:why did you shut your curtains, rachel? explain yourself...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:20pm.
Um... what does "poon" mean?
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POON IS SLANG FOR PUSSEHHHH!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Um... what does "poon" mean?
GTL: oh well, but I loooooooved it, at least the first few seasons and there are so mnay fine ass brothers on that show, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
My Dad and my sister both LOVED "The Wire". I found it confusing- I couldn't keep track of who was who, so I gave up early in the series.
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And though you don't believe that they do
They do come true; for did my dreams
Come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe
You too might be overjoyed, over loved, over me
snowy,
I've tried a couple times but it annoyed me...My ex was very much into the show and found it "real" and "compelling" (typical white midwestern town white guy reaction *rolls eyes*) but i actually grew up in the "ghetto" so i found it boring and exploitative in a way. More of been there done that reaction from me.
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Inneresting there should be an item about snakes today....because as I was leaving apt to walk the dog I saw a fire engine and (hot) paramedics wheeling someone out of a nearby apt. The symbol on the ambulance has a staff with ONE snake. So, my question is: if the staff has only ONE snake, is it still called "Caduces"?? (Yes, my head is THAT empty!)
What's new with TIGER WOODS WHOREGATE?
Did it at least still have 2 heads?
GTL: have you ever seen The WIre?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Green Tea Latte:
That CSI keeps kicking them off once they get busted for drugs in real life, eh?!
And my Turkish Delight called me 'chocolate face' a few weeks ago and I almost fell out the bed!
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Breaky
Fine I'll stop watching, but you'll have to find me (and MissJane) a new source for hawt chocolate mens on TV! ;) :P
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Submitted by nicky6 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:49pm.
OMG I remember this girl, she was Mary Jane Potman in Half Baked, loved her!!! crazy story
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lol!!! i was just about to say that!
"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you i'm out!!!"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:36pm.
Alot of women do it for the menz. But for some, women can be a better alternative than dealing with another jackass guy. I'm almost there...well not really but I'm starting to get it.
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I could never go gayelle just because guys are assholes. Fighting with a guy is bad enough - can you imagine fighting with your same gender FEMALE lover?!?!? total non-stop 100% drama. IMHO
Green Tea Latte:
WTF?!
I say if you cannot pronounce it, don't fuck it or watch it!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:52am.
Cobras are the shit these days, huh?
Angie's angry like a cobra...this guy wants to fuck her with a cobra...
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Totally!
Plus, isn't there a motorcycle called "Cobra"?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:52am.
Cobras are the shit these days, huh?
Angie's angry like a cobra...this guy wants to fuck her with a cobra...
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Totally!
Plus, isn't there a motorcycle called "Cobra"?
OMG I remember this girl, she was Mary Jane Potman in Half Baked, loved her!!! crazy story
Inneresting there should be an item about snakes today....because as I was leaving apt to walk the dog I saw a fire engine and (hot) paramedics wheeling someone out of a nearby apt. The symbol on the ambulance has a staff with ONE snake. So, my question is: if the staff has only ONE snake, is it still called "Caduces"?? (Yes, my head is THAT empty!)
What's new with TIGER WOODS WHOREGATE?
Breaky
it's was never nearly as bad as *shudders* BET I used to watch "Moesha" religiously...runs away!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:46am.
I bet she's sick of all the monkey fightin snakes comin at her monday to friday poon!!!
*dies* You rock, Jack!
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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:42am.
Just when you thought you'd heard it all...
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No kidding!!!!!!!!!
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!