Jennifer Aniston Is Adam Sandler's Pretend Wife
This pretty much confirms that Jennifer Aniston's agent is actually Maddox in disguise, because she is in talks to star in yet another romantic comedy that makes it so much easier for all of us to joke about her lonely miserable spinster ways. And what's even worse is that she's done this all before.
The Hollywood Reporter says that Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler are circling around a project called The Pretend Wife. They are hoping to release this wreck on February 11, 2011. The script "is currently under wraps," but after a 2-second Google search I think I may have found the plot. This is the synopsis from a novel with the same name which was released this past June:
For Gwen Merchant, love has always been doled out in little packets—from her father, a marine biologist who buried himself in work after her mother’s death; and from her husband, Peter, who’s always been respectable and safe. But when an old college boyfriend, the irrepressible Elliot Hull, invites himself back into Gwen’s life, she starts to remember a time when love was an ocean.What does Elliot want? In fact, he has a rather surprising proposition: he wants Gwen to become his wife. His pretend wife. Just for a few days. To accompany him to his family’s lake house for the weekend so that he can fulfill his dying mother’s last wish. Reluctantly Gwen agrees to play along—with her husband Peter’s full support. It’s just one weekend—what harm could come of it?
But as Gwen is drawn into Elliot’s quirky, wonderful family—his astonishingly wise and open mother, his warm and welcoming sister, and his adorable, precocious niece—she starts questioning everything she’s ever expected from love. And as she begins to uncover a few secrets about her own family, it suddenly looks like a pretend relationship just might turn out to be the most real thing she’s ever known.
A barf covered Valentine candy heart. Someone needs to tap Jennifer's culo with the poster from PICTURE PERFECT! The Pretend Wife is Picture Perfect's long-lost conjoined twin. And this is almost like Adam Sandler's I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry but with an extra vagina.
And Jennifer's Brad Pitt real groom doll is probably thinking to itself, "Now this bitch will know how I feel."
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This sounds like that sandra bullock/ryan whatever his name
's movie..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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she's boring. even the part in her hair never changes.
I'm a big dog lover, but there's no way i'll ever watch Marley & Me. They totally messed it up by casting JA. The only reason people went to see it was for that adorable dog...Marley, not jenn!
I knew it!Jen Aniston has also been reading Mills and Boons (don't judge ME)
you made me sad.....!
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"JAYJAY ALERT!!!"
Spifftacular, AAARGH CAPSLOCK!!!!!1ONE!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Sounds like a real snoozer.
Diversify for heaven's sake!! Gah!
joanne: I totally agree. People are unemployed, losing their homes, eating pb & j, and doing without and then you have undeserved people making so much bank that it borders on obscene!
He's Just Not Into You also made it to #1. I really think they all make to much money for their own good.
"..and Jennifer's Brad Pitt real groom doll is probably thinking to itself, "Now this bitch will know how I feel."
OH SNAP! That is a bit harsh MK..
I wish Jennifer Aniston would remake "Thelma & Louise" with Renee Zellwegger.. This time Brad Pitt can play the drunk hillbilly parking lot rapist who gets killed..HA! That would be awesome!
@ joanne, but M&M was based on a best selling novel and it star was Marley, Aniston was just a supporting cast for the dog.
"Fuck You if you hate MK."
Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 3:44pm.
I will NEVER EVER understand why people find the large-chin-dumb-face-plain-jane-yay-hair-bitch pretty.
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www.inquisitr.com/14301/marley-me-continues-box-offic.
Marley and Me was #1, CCBB #2 then slipped to #3
I think she is a good comedy actress but this one seems overdone.
I will NEVER EVER understand why people find the large-chin-dumb-face-plain-jane-yay-hair-bitch pretty.
Adam Sandler (who is not funny and never has been) + Jennifer Anniston (who is not funny and never has been) = DRECK which will never be funny or profitable.
BTW: Who greenlights this crap ... especially in this economy?!?!
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Michael summed it up perfectly -- "a barf covered Valentine candy heart." And with the powerfully unattractive Adam Sandler & The Chin?
Romy -- you're right; great movies will completely slip under the radar and this crap will make beacoup bucks at the box office. I couldn't believe this -- at my Thanksgiving celebration, people (intelligent people) were talking about how much they enjoyed "Marley & Me" -- I'd rather shoot myself in the head than watch that crap.
SpiceDong -- hey, babe!
Michael summed it up perfectly -- "a barf covered Valentine candy heart." And with the powerfully unattractive Adam Sandler & The Chin?
Romy -- you're right; great movies will completely slip under the radar and this crap will make beacoup bucks at the box office. I couldn't believe this -- at my Thanksgiving celebration, people (intelligent people) were talking about how much they enjoyed "Marley & Me" -- I'd rather shoot myself in the head than watch that crap.
SpiceDong -- hey, babe!
revolving door of pathetic-ism
"you dropped a bomb on me" - the gap band
sums it up
I, like Brad, will be passing on this tomfoolery. The only thing interesting about JA is her exercise routine.
Same shit, different movie. She's been playing the same character since Rachel.
She looks like she smells of cigarette smoke and desperation.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx
I want to punch his fuckin face in! Hate this non-funny asshole!
That Chuck and Larry movie pissed me the fuck off! So damn stupid!
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Paul Rudd, I mean she's worked with almost every comic actor. I'm still waiting for them to announce she'll be in an Apatow film. I guess Sandler's close enough.
Blech. I hate Adam Sandvoice and I hate J-Ann. No reason to watch this piece of caca.
jen needs a new agent.
This plot is IDENTICAL to this one shitty movie with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds...i forget what it's called..the lake house or something??
Anyway that one is EXACTLy like it except it's Ryan who is engaged and he has to pretend to be with Sandra for a weekend but of course she has family drama too etc etc.
Same old same old. The worst thing is it'll probably score at the box office while daring and original movies fade away.
M.E.
*sniffle*blink*blink*sleepy*
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*rocks back and forth stroking Pimpcessa's hair*
It's ok honey.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:33pm.
I'm sorry. I think "Marley and Me" did hit # 1. I stand corrected.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:33pm.
Sorry, proof, please.
her last few movies did make a lot of money and in most cases even hit #1 even for a week or 2.
Every person on here is waiting patiently for the proof of this.
M.E.
hold me......i's needs help.....
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:32pm.
*blows nose*
Where the fuck is open post?
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LOL! This isn't it?
POimpcessa - I love you hor, but no arguing with Ziggy!!!!!
Now Jennifer Aniston writhing around nude, THAT I'd pay to see.
adam sandler = http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mattsutton.com/sitebui...
except the eunice doll is way hotter...
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FUCK SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:24pm.
Well, her last, what 6 or 7 stupid romantic comedies have bombed, so good luck with this one,
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Not a fan of Aniston and her kind of movies, but box office results don't back up your statement...Just because you did not see them, doesn't mean that millions of people don't eat that shit up...her last few movies did make a lot of money and in most cases even hit #1 even for a week or 2.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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Ziggy............please I'm begging you, don't start..........please. *politely sits down next to urmomma with head in my hands*
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Where the fuck is open post?
LOL
Ok here is my favorite one -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyS7vGCTBuQ&feature=related
♫ "SANTA'S A BIG FAT WHORE, why did i say that" ♫
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Pimpcessa:
They both can kiss my natural black ass cuz they ain't paying my bills, although I do like Angelina, but I am far from her biggest fan.
off topic: I am LOVING this new Sade song. It was definitely worth the wait!
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Haha, it's truly frightening how easily it comes back to me. This is soooooooooooooo not funny!!!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:23pm.
The end result is that I couldn't give a shit about either of them really, haha. God, I need therapy.
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*scoots over for pimpcessa*
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Poor Jen!
In terms of self-actualisation, Jen is at the bottom of the pyramid. Only her fans - the Hens - are lower.
Why does she continue to go after these pathetic roles?
Her face obviously knows that she's too old for this shit, so why doesn't the brain?
I still want an invite to one of her pity-parties though. I am desperate and unlovable too, so I think that it would be a good opportunity to share experiences.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
And probably the best sports taunt song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQgwjoHnls
3 cheers for Ottawa
Pimpcessa, that was hilarious!
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kevinvt83 on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:18pm.
[sigh] Another romantic comedy. Why can't this Desperate ex-Housewife pick something other than romantic comedy for once?
Oh dear....it's happening again. FUCK OFF KEVIN, SHE AINT DESPERATE - SHE'S BOOTIFUL!!! AJ is a homewrecker and you're a fat jelus h8tr!!!!!!
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