Open Post: Hosted By Norway's Alien Portal
Over in Norway, Tommy Girl and his fellow Scientologists are on all fours with their b-holes pointed towards the sky because they are trying to summon back the alien portal which appeared early this morning.
Thousands of Norwegians called into the Meteorological Institute after some kind of blue laser light beam party filled the sky at around 8:30. Scientists are giving a "fuck if we know" response, and Russia's military denied they were testing missiles at the time.
One Norwegian scientist told the media, "I agree with everyone in the science community that this light was the weirdest thing. I have never seen anything like this ever. It may have been anything from an exploding missile whose launch went wrong - to a comet or other celestial object that for some reason has been behaving strangely. The spiral suggests the object came off course and balance and entered the spiral movement. Leaking rocket fuel could account for the blue light. But I know that the military have denied this explanation. So we could be looking at an entirely new natural phenomenon."
Has anyone questioned the ravers? Maybe they finally got bored with their puny glow stick light shows and needed something to really make them coo while they roll. Either that or The Heene family has taken their acts of fakery to Norway.
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HAHA @ Scientoholes
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 7:25am.
Baggy jeans/pants with the boxers mid-chest. And women are supposed to swoon over this bullshit?
Fuck THAT! My father and mother were always in killer clothes, from head to toe, but more importantly they made sure their children were dressed nice. There is nothing I hate to see more is a mother or father out looking great and then their children look homeless and dirty/filthy.
I wear classic shit from the 60s/70s and I mix it with couture, and it is always tasteful. I don't show crack outside.
Crack is whack AND cheap. Cover your holes, sluts!
*puff*
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Mm-hm. I'm sayin. WORD!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
My personal theory is that more women are turning lesbionic because they are either forced to be with some guy in skinny jeans (I HATE them) so tight they're suffocating their nutsack so they'll never be able to procreate ANYWAY.
OR...
They're forced to co-habit/date/fuck the only other set out there these days it seems:
Baggy jeans/pants with the boxers mid-chest. And women are supposed to swoon over this bullshit?
Fuck THAT!
My father and mother were always in killer clothes, from head to toe, but more importantly they made sure their children were dressed nice. There is nothing I hate to see more is a mother or father out looking great and then their children look homeless and dirty/filthy.
I wear classic shit from the 60s/70s and I mix it with couture, and it is always tasteful. I don't show crack outside.
Crack is whack AND cheap.
Cover your holes, sluts!
*puff*
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Triston--I'm gonna run out and grab brekki round the corner, back in a bit. I have your e-address.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
The Breakdown--Oh. My. God. A man in a kilt! If only we had some kilt-wearin men around HERE! Sadly there are none. But a gimme a kilt-wearing man with great legs and honay...I will LEAVE HOME for that bitch! Of course the top half has to be nice, too. I need to fly your hot ass out here so you can show somma these guys how to REALLY dress. I'm getting a little tired of seeing saggy/baggy-ass jeans and boxers pulled up to the armpits. Guys here REALLY need to get with the times. Andre makes my twat twitch. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
I don't have a favorite pair of jeans because I seriously don't wear them. Very rarely do I wear jeans.
But I am here and I cannot exactly wear my kilts on the streets here. I wear alot of multi-colored plaids pants these days.
The celebrity that most closely resembles my personal style is Andre 3000 from Outkast.
He's close but my shit is better. haha
And a friend of mine made that video in an underground club in Berlin spur of the moment.
THAT is Berlin :)
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Breakdown--what's your fave brand of jeans? Oh, and I STILL love Fetish Ball footage--amazing. And the vid of you slinking around in that underground place was VERY nicely done! Very nice...
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Breakdown--I'll send u my E address thru a friend - 'splain later. But yes, I'll sift thru it and help edit if you want. You DO have some gold.
*kisses*
*sending hot trash collectors your way!*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
You NEED to flirt with them enough to have them relocate to Athens and clean these DIRTY-FILTHY-FUNKY ass streets.
Yes, I have two to send. Email me and I'll email you.
And I am about to go shopping for some green sugar and some jeans.
In that order!
And I NEVER wear jeans.
But I cannot wear my couture here. Greeks have no fashion sense!
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Breakdown, baby! Didn't even see you there--sorry baby-boy. I was doin my OWN thang, flirtin w/ the trash collectors. Cuz I'm trashy like that. A girl's gotta get her kicks where she can, nawmsayin?
Now whatchoo need me do? If its read something of yours, fire away. You KNOW I love your work.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
suckandfuck, I'll be looking for your hoopdee once the sun's up. Got my *knock-off* Louboutin shooz on, and workin the skirt, baby, just for you.
G'mornin to the rest y'all. It's Trash Pick-Up Day here in MY hoodie-hood. Hittin the Wayback Machine, listening to Beck's 'Peaches and Cream' and makin the garbage men scream.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv!
That movie was so bad it was good.
And! I have finished my manuscripts and I need a peruser!!! ;)
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*sorry I missed you Chirio*
Yes, I remember Killer Clowns. It was one of my favorite movies ( I think we must have had a video copy of it-???). My friends and I would all get together and watch this as we were coming down from a *hard* night of partying on booze, shrooms, acid (or whatever we could get our little hands on) back in the day. I'm showing my age now, but screw it, I don't care. It was good shit. And so was the movie..!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
and when I say aliens..I mean OUTER space aliens.
does anyone remember Killer Klowns from outer space movie???shitttttttt of a scary movie. OK OK..Im out to zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Let the aliens come in!! we need a new theme in life to get hooked on! night all!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Please let it be aliens. I don't want to go to work anymore.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
@ angel_i
If you're really interested, check her own site leeleesobieski.com. In her biography there she mentions that she's a direct descendant of Ian Sobieski, King of Poland. He was Leelee's great great great great uncle.
tom can walk on oprahs couch and turn katies brain into wine.
Jesus and the scientos have nothing in common!!
and if Jesus came down he will go after the scientos right away!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
that light came from tom's nipples. scientologists are like carebears, they shoot at the sky just in case jesus christ really does exist.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:51pm.
@ angel_i
Angel, I loved Leelee Sobieski in a TV movie "Joan of Ark". She played Joan and she was terrific.
Do you know that LeeLee is the descendant of the King of Poland Ian Sobieski?
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I did not! All the better. I luv her. *sigh*
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:44pm.
and why do we never hear of animal cruelty to humans eh? ever try to clip a cats hind toe nails? huh? HUH? That there is some major cruelty to humans!
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AGREE! It takes two to tango, man!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
@ angel_i
Angel, I loved Leelee Sobieski in a TV movie "Joan of Ark". She played Joan and she was terrific.
Do you know that LeeLee is the descendant of the King of Poland Ian Sobieski?
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:35pm.
SINCE this post is about galactic shit...
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it is? okay. just watching the very first episode of outerspace astronauts. that there is some major trippy shit.
it's like an updated version of that outer space show with marionettes.
http://www.syfy.com/outerspaceastronauts/
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 10:27pm.
PS. Don't tell TITS it was a Shiba Inu!
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i'm not reading the animal cruelty posts. I'm waiting a bit 'till it's over.
and why do we never hear of animal cruelty to humans eh? ever try to clip a cats hind toe nails? huh? HUH? That there is some major cruelty to humans!
damn.. i hope my hydrogen peroxide still fizzes!
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http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
SINCE this post is about galactic shit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0mkAx8CgQ8&feature=PlayList&p=E8BA631DF3...
a fave on my ipod list of music
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
PS. Don't tell TITS it was a Shiba Inu!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 9:59pm.
Hey-Do you guys remember that BITCH that banded her puppy's snout with her hair bands and then his paws too and then wrapped him in packing tape and stuck him to the side of a refrigerator to die. We were talking about it here last spring. Her name is Abby Toll.
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Man, I'm so evil that made me giggle.
1. I know how she feels
2. If she had been even just SLIGHTLY more humane about it, it would make me laugh outright.
3. Becuz she didn't leave him to die - he was up there for 30 minutes and
4. It sounds, from the report, that this doggie was, quite likely, cured of his aggressive behaviour...
5. Maybe Abby was cured too!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Hey-Do you guys remember that BITCH that banded her puppy's snout with her hair bands and then his paws too and then wrapped him in packing tape and stuck him to the side of a refrigerator to die. We were talking about it here last spring. Her name is Abby Toll. CU student in Boulder, environmental studies major??? anyway google it if your mind needs refreshing.
Well, I'm sure you've heard on the news about that kid who was shot robbing a bank in California today? Brandon Reuter?
Well guess who his BFF is? ABBY TOLL.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617772080&ref=search&sid=77205463...
I'm telling you, if you get popped, take down your fucking facebook page. And if you're facing a trial like Abby Toll and you're going to try and tell the judge that it's not your fault cause you were high and you need a second chance, de-friend yourself from all your other junkie friends, especially the ones that are going to go down in a blaze of bullets. Geez.
Bon Apetit Dave...have a lovely night hon! you are the thief of my sexy dreams. just like the wind beneath my...wings. (side eye and then blushes)
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 7:07pm.
Lets make love by the river...lets make love by the fire...let's make babehs by the...forgot my words..arrgh!!
Hi Dave. Let's do it!..for a long time!! OMG I feel like a whore tonight!!
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WOW! That's all I can say Chirio- WOW AND YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*books Chirio a first class ticket to San Diego*
I am heading out for dinner so y'all have a good one!
Especially you Chirio, my little magnolia! *wink*
I'm Thirsty!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Left Field:
I love Leelee Sobieski. She really is the granting of the wish you make every time you see Helen Hunt.
*sigh* Sometimes the world is a GOOD place:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
@Jill: LMAO!!!lalalalalala
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Is the Chirio/David Letterman thing gonna be the next S&F/Donkey Punched thing?
:)
How romantic!
Lets make love by the river...lets make love by the fire...let's make babehs by the...forgot my words..arrgh!!
Hi Dave. Let's do it!..for a long time!! OMG I feel like a whore tonight!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
UGH! Just fuck me in the taint already!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 5:51pm.
back from my nap...
I CRUSH ON DAVE LETTERMAN!!HI DAVE!!
((passes out))
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HELLO CHIRIO, MY SWEET!
I gotta cute girl who has a crush on me *blushes*
JustJack! ♥
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
What the hell did she say?
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Something about being a gigantic asshole.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
You need nipple mittens!
A YouTube search of that brought up this chipmunk skank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMr2l15b3Q
What the hell did she say?
Hug me while we walk
Hug me while I talk
Hug me while I bathe
Hug me while I meditate in the bathroom
JUST..HUG ME!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 6:26pm.
sucky fucky times - HIIIIIIIIII!
I would just like everyone to know that I am now just like the chick on Nip/Tuck...I no longer have any nipples. They froze off.
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You need nipple mittens!
A YouTube search of that brought up this chipmunk skank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMr2l15b3Q
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Is it me you're looking for?
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
well that is possible but strange........!
sticker printing | folder printing
sucky fucky times - HIIIIIIIIII!
I would just like everyone to know that I am now just like the chick on Nip/Tuck...I no longer have any nipples. They froze off.
Whattttttttttttttt
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 6:20pm.
Hello???
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Hello M.E. How can I help you?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Hello???
I believe I can fly...
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-