Thursday, December 10th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 9th!
dingleberries - Few Words
Runners-up:
I don't think that's the "first lady" the Virgin Brothers had in mind. - ISprainedMyUvula
Proof that you have to wade through a lot of shit to find a good Jonas Brother's song. - TrainwreckJen
Well, we could sit on our hands and complain or learn a thing or two from the Mrs on how to handle George's leftover shit. - maejones
Just another sign of the bad economy - on Saturday Laura Bush auctioned off some of the Jonas brothers' shit pellets to raise money for the Jesus is Lord Summer Camp. - pussy whiskers
(Thanks H)



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Congratulations funnah peoples, ISMU great job.
Congrats guys!!! LOL ISprained xo
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Congrats everybody! TrainwreckJen you're on a roll! And zomay, you didn't place but I liked your caption the best.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
LOL Uvie!!! Congrats Few Words, TrainwreckJen, maejones & pussy whiskers!
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<"Proof that you have to wade through a lot of shit to find a good Jonas Brother's song. - TrainwreckJen">
Good one. Sometimes the answer is right in front of your face.
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Oh HAI! OK we can haz ur ballz, plz?
"let me just take care of these last two doodie bubbles"
♪ This is nothing ````` compared to the Bush Shit I put up with each and every GD day!!
Mrs. Bush demonstrates anal bead crafts for cheap and easy Christmas gifts this year.
There's only one thing Laura can do when she gets Chocolate Salty Balls stuck in her head: stick some in her mouth.
When the Ambien wore off, Laura noticed that Dick Cheney could never look her in the face.
The closest the Jonas Brothers will get to a bush.
"Next!"
Laura Bush: Colon Cleanser to the Stars
The new "Village People" for the 21st Century?
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
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"laura bush wonders "SHIT!who dat be?"
Submitted by Anorexorcist on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:32pm.
they finally found weapons of mass destrustion. it was a lighter, a paper bag, and a bunch of bullshit.
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Laura Bush calls in for re-inforcements to clean up 8 years of Buch's crap!
*not a caption, but I was thinking this looked like members of the Bush family preparing to do SOMEthing with George's ass nuggets*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
they finally found weapons of mass destrustion. it was a lighter, a paper bag, and a bunch of bullshit.
You need more than latex gloves to clean up Bush's crap.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Laura Bush: "I'll show Tipper Gore what offensive music really is".
After carefully comparing both, Laura Bush declares that butt nuggets are better than any Jonas Brothers song.
Patricia Heaton just came...
Ahs pahrt of mah camPAIN for children's HEYulth, I will cunFIRM a 'sparement conducted bah this fat kid in Color-ADD-o, who disCUVered if ya eat thru yer ass, ya shit out yur mouth. The Jonas Bruthers are on "hand"..."THANKS, Y'ALL!"
Kanye, I was gonna let you finish, but Whitney had the best doodie bubbles of all time.
I hit the bong too many times--is that doo-doo on the table?
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No one wants a mustache ride?
No matter how hard I try, all I can see on this pic is shit, shit everywhere...
Proudly showing that Christian assholes are much tighter than all other assholes.
Completely convinced she had ridded all she helped of their gayness (even Adam Lambert's which as you can see is a bit larger than the rest) Laura explained her new No Ass Left Behind policy effective immediately.
Given the recession, Nathan's is recycling Kobiyashi's hot dogs from last year's competition...
Laura was horrified when she found out that the celebrity Poker Championship was DEUCES WILD..
While Nick promotes his solo album elsewhere, Kevin and Joe regret the decision to let their mother choose a temporary replacement.
Laura Bush takes the hard line to get teens to read. "I turned one Jonas brother into horseshit, START READING OR JOE IS NEXT!"
Don't feel bad Laura. That picture is makling all of us turn whiter.
This is the closest Jo Bros are allowed to get to a bush before losing their purity ring.
Say whatever you want, I love Laura Bush. She's committed to literacy of children, I can't hate on her at all.
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Christmas is around the corner!
And in the other corner, Hilary Clinton and Justin Beiber arm themselves with full bladders.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
All proceeds from the sale of George W Bush's arse dingles will be donated to the dlisted whores christmas shag-a-thon on Tiger Wood's lawn.
Typical Republican convention: A few virgins, the pill-popper, the token minority member, and a whole lotta bullshit.
One bush, a couple of dicks and a lot of turds. Well, sounds like just an average Tuesday night at Lilo's house.
One bush, a couple of dicks and a lot of turds. Well, sounds like just an average Tuesday night at Lilo's house.
A cougar sandwich on white bread.
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Being married to a zombie for the last 40 years, it was a no-brainer that Laura Bush could bring Nick Jonas back from the dead. As for the Jonas Bros. career, that was another challenge altogether.
Tiger, meet Laura.