The Photoshop Awards: The Sex And The City 2 Poster
This is obviously supposed to be Sarah Jessica Parker, but the Photoshop wizards got a little "carried away" and turned her into some kind of pre-op zombie Matthew McConaughey who is a proud graduate of Kanye West's School of Ridiculous Eyewear. They should've "carried" this shit to the nearest bridge and dumped it over.
And why does she have a reflection of Samantha's dry and itchy vagina in her sunglasses? Is that part of the plot (as usual)?
I'm sure that the Photoshoppers who worked on this disaster are currently in the hospital with advanced arthritis for overworking their poor little fingers. That's a shame. It didn't have to end like that. All they had to do was spend ten seconds on MS Paint and release this as the poster:
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r they fucking serious?! I thought that was drew barrymore
I loved the series - the movie not so much, but I'll go see this one too even though it will suck bigtime - miranda was my favourite character - samantha was a slut charlotte was an undercover slut and carrie's unhealty relationship with Big just became boring in the end!
This movie is total brainwashing, so the poster actually makes sense. A woman who worships fashion and meaningless hook-ups is a superhero to the women of ny. And I should know cause I AM one!!!!
Rojo looks like he smells bad.
Sigh, I loved the series but they've butchered the franchise in the movies. Don't mean to be an ageist, but Carrie was a character best left in her 30s. To have a woman walking around New York in a tutu and a big bow on her damn head when she's in her midforties....uh, not so cute. Kind of insulting, actually. It's like Madonna still flashing her crotch in her fifties. It's like, DAMN, is that all you can do?
What sucks is that the series was empowering in that it portrayed single womanhood as having its glamourous, sexy, hilarious side--as well as the poignant, lonely side that comes with dating. It glamorized the whole shit, of course, but it was truthful in showing that single women weren't all desperate hags and could have a rich inner life. And as a single woman when the series was going on, I could relate to it.
But now they've diluted that message and made it all about the clothes and shoes. It's brand name porn for middle class housewives. And they kept the character of Carrie frozen in time; she's just Sarah Jessica Parker hanging on to her youth and a famous role. It makes middle aged women a joke, whereas men get to age gracefully (for the most part) in Hollyweird, such as the roles George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Sean Penn, etc, get to play. Ah, well, I guess it's still better than the ridiculously insulting roles they have for Aniston. Sigh, Hollyweird...
DUMBEST. POSTER. EVER!
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well, i'm glad to see that l.c. finally got someone to buy one of her $10 walmart dresses.
the photoshop guy must have gotten tired after all the hours he spend on the top half that he forgot to fix her busted old knees. those things have seen alot of floor-time since 'footloose'.
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Submitted by marissa0731 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:43pm.
I am so disgusted by the movies. I absolutely loved the series but it needed to be left at that. Period. The clothes and aviators do look surprisingly dated and unoriginal.
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I want to repost this bijillion times.
FOR REAL??? i really hate this show/movie/SJP famewhoring.
This shit looks HILARIOUS! I wish Michael K wrote the screenplay.
I am so disgusted by the movies. I absolutely loved the series but it needed to be left at that. Period. The clothes and aviators do look surprisingly dated and unoriginal.
she looks like shit in this poster...doesn't seem they spent much time making her look attractive. I thought this was a poster for TransAmerica 2, but with much fugglier tranny. And why did they leave the other old ladies out of the poster? I smell a bitch fight in 1,2, 3...Samantha is the only one that puts the SEX in this shit. Carrie is BOOOOORING and stupid.
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I never got why people rave over the fashions of SJP in SATC. If high fashion = taking a great body and putting ridiculous clothing on it, I'll pass. I thought Samantha and Charlotte fashions were fab.
dacatwoman:
Are you serious?!
Cuz what woman in their right mind would want to get ALL of SJP's clothes?
Half the time she looks like an underworked tranny clown 'tute in the Meat Packing District!
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Morning whores!!
Hahahaha I was thinking "I didnt know Sandra Bullock was on this movie"....ahahahaha. bad poster all the way!!
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"Ponch" That was funny. I wasn't prepared and almost spit out my tea.
she is not looking good....!
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Carry on, BAGS. Sex and the City, if the city is Boca Raton!
All I know is that Candace Bushnell should thank her lucky stars for the series because it definitely upgraded her book.
That book sucked major league ASS and she only has a career because this series duped people into buying her novel.
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is this it? the clothing looks dated and the eye wear bitch please weren't aviators so 2 seasons ago?
those are the ugliest fucking glasses i have ever seen!
I wish they'd shoot this in Antarctica. We could look at some fab anoraks, moon boots etc.
I liked the series because it was escapist fare for my dreary life, but I didn't see the movie because I am a little more selective about movies (which doesn't explain why I saw "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"). Won't see this SATC, either.
Why the long face, Sarah?
she's a bug
and that's a bug zapper
behind her
fly into the light
*zing, zap*
Ponch called...he wants his glasses back.
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I don't know whats more horrifying, those knees or those glasses, yuck :P
I can't wait to see what happens in this suck ass movie.
Hmmm...Carrie has a baby, then Big leaves her because he's not ready to be a father, then suddenly realizes how much he does love the baby and Carrie and comes back.
Miranda still a slut, Charlotte still inexplicably fucking some ugly lawyer, and Miranda still struggles with living in a suburb of NY.
Definetly needs Rojo Caliente.
it looks so dumb and unlike anything sex and the city...a little men in black? who the fuck was in charge of photoshop?
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:47am.
I'm out horz... I <3 you.
sucky, I take ownership of your kiss. Just because :)
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I'm out horz... I <3 you.
sucky, I take ownership of your kiss. Just because :)
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
MK for Hot photoshopping slut of the year!!! ;)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:08am.
Sex and the City has never appealed to me.
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Me neither, despite the presence of Chris Noth.
I'm confused.. what could they possibly make this movie about? SJP and Mr. Big doing anal? Samantha getting preggers with a scientolobaby?
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the star of this movie is going to be the photo shop and lighting people because whatever they do o make these women even something to look at specially SJP's face, for over an hour without making people sick
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Exactly.
I was fully in support of Kim Catrall holding out for more cash before the first movie.
She is the real star of the movies, no matter what Mrs. Ed thinks.
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I see they photoshopped her snout to a minimum.
On topic! I loved the first movie.. I'm sure I wont like this one, but I'll watch it anyways * hangs head in shame*
@snowie... I am a full time hor again( with a couple of overtime hours as well) I can't comaplin, I might be able to have a decent holiday with food and everything.. but I miss you guys so much.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I love how the horsefaced cunt SJP demands to be "the star" and get far bigger paychecks just because she is the "narrator.(That's like an hour extra work)
The fact is Samantha is the more popular character.
and turned her into some kind of pre-op zombie Matthew McConaughey who is a proud graduate of Kanye West's School of Ridiculous Eyewear.
LOLOLOLOL ♥ U MK!
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I would adore a Rojo movie, one must be made with Cynthia Nixon.
Notice that they also photoshopped the giant spaghettilike veins off of her hooves and hands/