Hot Slut Of The Day!
Oscar, the naked bird from Ft. Lauderdale, Fl! Tiger Woods can put down the Ambien, because she's not that kind of naked bird.
Oscar (yeah, she's got a vag) has been featured on Dlisted before, but since nekkid animals (see Dolores and Tila Tequila) has recently become a running theme around here, I felt it was only fitting that we stamp her with the HS title.
About 13 years ago, Oscar was rescued by police after she was found in a crack house. She lost all her feathers due to beak and feather disease (aka Wonky-itis) and was taken in by the humane society. Since then, Oscar has been adopted by a lovely lady named Cherie and she's been flaunting her nekkid bits all over Florida. The Sun (via Fark) caught up with Oscar and took several glamour shots of her. Obviously, Muse Magazine is punching themselves in the crotch bone for using LiLo in their recent Kate Moss-inspired spread instead of Oscar. And they should.
And in case you missed it last time, here's Oscar demonstrating why she's the most talented stripped bird in all of Florida:
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So adorable. Thank you for sharing this.
I think she's just adorable! I love cockatoos anyway, but she's so cute! Her wings look backwards and she's all bumpy! Awww.
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We hope this little one is receiving lots of good care, love and kindness.
Major cuteness! <3!
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She IS the shizzle! Loved, loved huh!
Love this funny nekkid girl-bird! Isn't she cold without the feathers? She looks blue. I'd put a colorful sweater and a little skirt on her!
Ahhaa Green Tea,
Yes, this look definitely accentuates her eyes.
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I think she looks gorgeous! makes her eyes stand out.
LOL at her "breasts" showing, somebody knit her a brassiere STAT
Also as if we need further proof that birdies descended from dinosaurs this naked gal says it all. Looks like a cute widdle t-rex.
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:48am.
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It's tired, thats whats wrong.
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Yeah, well, so is the 2-cent hooker that Tiger went down on last night - zing!!!
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
They stole the crack-head's Christmas dinner!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Are they sure her nakedness is due to a bird disease? Maybe she just ate a bad piece of crack at her former home and wala, feathers gone...that could also account for her being so hap-hap-happy, ha!
double post... solly......... ;D
morning sluts!!! :)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Awe! Poor baby... but she seems very happy! Team Oscar!!! yoohoo!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
OMG she's great...! She's like a real crackhead now! (but without the crack, thankfully)
Edited to make it "she". I do believe that even that announcer tried to help me with that by calling her "Oscra" no less but I simply ignored him! I was too busy watching the coolest bird on earth dance!
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She is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!! Love her!
I'm so in lurve with this bird!
Awww.. you GO naked Oscar!! ♥
Once I heard the words Mick Jagger, I saw the resemblance. ;)
I'm scared...!
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Oh man: Poor Oscar looks like a walking chicken.
I'ts like the chicken just jumped up from the pot and started to dance around.
i think i'm gonna braid a sweter for that bird
Competition is going to be tough this year for Hot Slut of the Year.
Oscar is adorable and you know I seem to remember Vadge is rather keen on feathery outfits-maybe she can send one to Oscar?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Poor Oscar is grossing me out...can't even look at the thumbnails.
that's fucking gross! Birds are so digusting! fucking dinosaurs
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:48am.
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It's tired, thats whats wrong.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:31am.
OhLord...Another fucking animal in the running for the zoophiliacs who frequent this site.
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And what's wrong with that??!!1!!?? At least, they're much cuter and not as diseased as half of the skanks of the human type that are talked about on here :P
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
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The thumbnails are killing me, especially the first one... A-hahaha!
Parrots are the smartest animals next to dolphins and monkeys.
I want to fashion a feather outfit for her so she doesn't have to flaunt her exquisite nakedness quite so brazenly. Although, it IS Florida, land of the heat and whackadoos.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I like her Mick Jagger dance, she does it better than Mick...
Oscar has a uni-tit!! She's already plucked, throw that thing in the fryer!
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:56am.
For real?!?!?!
You're blowing my mind and rocking my world!!!!!
Whats up Suckyfuck?
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HEY DP! GOOD MORNING! HOW ARE YOU?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Take away the trees and the birds will have to sit upon the ground
Take away their wings and the birds will have to walk to get around
Take away their birdbaths and dirty birds will soon be everywhere
Take away their feathers and the birds will walk around in underwear
Take away their chirp and the birds will have to whisper when they sing
Take away their common sense and they'll all be heading southward in the
spring
Oh remember me my darling when spring is in the air
and the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
You can see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's Tennessee Birdwalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qe4Kx081Jc&feature=related
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:54am.
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For real?!?!?!
You're blowing my mind and rocking my world!!!!!
Whats up Suckyfuck?
I have an erection.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Is it wrong that when I look at Oscar its like in the cartoons, I see a cooked turkey? Still, I'm voting for this ho when she makes HS of the week and you KNOW she will!
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Christmas is around the corner!
She also does a great Mick Jagger impersonation.
You're doing this to spite me, aren't you, MK?
we should have a telethon and raise money to buy her some bird clothes....just to give it a good chance at life....I mean...it's exposed '*popes nose" is nekkid....
*if you don't know what that is, look it up in that place that rhymes with 'schmoogle'*
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Excuse me.. that's the 1st thumbnail. And cover up your breasts birdie.. you don't give that shit away for free.
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Thumbnail #2 -- "Come at me bitch"
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
What would we, and MK, do without Florida? ;)
I'd love to make her a little t-shirt with 'Hot Slut' on it....
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OhLord...Another fucking animal in the running for the zoophiliacs who frequent this site.
Haha! Jill! She does have a great pair, doesn't she?!
I wish I had Oscar. Nekkid or not, she is hot!
I love Oscar! Check out those drumsticks!
Oscar is truly a slut. Shameless Hussy!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Ugh, I just can't.
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