Gary Busey Had Sex With Someone, Made A Baby
All self-proclaimed baby whisperers better keep one of their business cards warm for Gary Busey's unborn son, because the poor kid is going to need it soon.
People has confirmed that Celebrity Rehab's "camp counselor" Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie (the extra "f" stands for "For why are you having a baby with HIM?!") Sampson are expecting a new son in just a couple of months. Steffanie's baby has been brewing for around 7 months and the two crazy kids are going to name him Luke. Gary's agent had this to say about the situation: "He feels awesome about it, he's excited and thrilled and can't wait."
Before she goes into labor, Steffanie better get the doctors and a few contractors to line her vagina tunnel with high-grade steel, because if Baby Luke inherits his father's chompers, he's going to be born looking something like this (but with real teefs):
That baby is going to give Steffanie a damn hysterectomy during birth!
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Why is this ugly dude getting laid? I guess its true there is someone for everyone.
His son is 38? Holy crap he should be having a kid, not his old man.
Poor kid is doomed to be fugly.
"for why" lmfaoo... and that picture of the kid.... aahahahahahaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Michael K your fucking crazy thank you I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. You got a sick little mind and i love it!
His older son (Jake?) is ugly with big ole teeth. Now look at this lady. She has big teeth, too. The little baby is doomed.
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The baby pic is friggin' hysterical! I cannot stop staring at it!
Michael K, this is why I love you. That baby picture is dreadful -- let's hope for the best!
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Gary is nasty looking and so is his ugly actor son Jake. Same ugly grill.
"It was either sleep with him or let him pull your endocrine system out of your body."
Lol. How desperate would you have to be for a man.
It was either sleep with him or let him pull your endocrine system out of your body.
this chick got preggie with gary busey's seed on purpose?...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
You know, I wouldn't trade my son for anyone in the world, but neither would I birth a child with autism on purpose. Busey is too damaged to know the stats on older dads, and I suppose anyone who would couple up with him is probably semi-literate at best. Kid doesn't stand a chance even if he's neurotypical.
Luke Busey. Unfortunate name.
How the hell does one have a conversation with Busey, much less have sex with him? This chick must like ex-crackheads with ADD who can't complete a thought and rant about ailens and sh-t.
*like him*
ahahahaha LMAO at the baby picture I can imagine the comments: Oh he looks just like daddy lol. seriously I hope the baby doesn't look like, although some ugly people make beautiful babies.
Shoot, that momma got a set of big chompers too! That poor kid is doomed, lol!
Holy Fuck! Vagina Dentata has a poster child!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
that chick looks a lot like Rielle Hunter (?last name?) - the one who had the baby w/ John Edwards
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ROFL!! Good pic of the baby MK!! waaaaaaaahahaha
Coma Caca!!
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The birth is going to look like a scene from "Alien".
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:08am.
Yeah, it's pretty much a given that the kid will inherit the Busey dents...here's a pic of Gary's firstborn son, Jake:
http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jake_busey.jpg
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Ew.
I can't imagine making a baby with Gary. Imagine that crazy ass face all up on you, drooling probably, and making all kinds of psycho noises.
Hell no.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:24am
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Wow, that's fa-fa-frigid (-22F for our imperial friends)!!
OnT: didn't realize Gary is 65.
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12 Days of Christmas, eh
Keep that baby away from my stash of carrots...
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What kind of loony trainwreck golddigging skank is this mess??? Was Vern Troyer fucking busy or something???
If Gary Busey wasn't famous, he would be standing on a box at the train station yelling about Jesus just like all the other crazies.
He must have one gina busting sausage.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
That baby is gonna come out with a crack pipe, two rolled up joints and a few prescription refill pads attached to the placenta!
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Wtf. She's semi attractive. Bitch has got to be all kinds of crazzzzy.
i don't like them.......!
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:21am.
Only about 3 degrees warmer, it's -30C this morn. Upon further inspection you're right, Steffanie does look more like Christine Baranski than Ali Larter.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:11am.
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Naw, won't shoot you; he also inherited some of his father's...charisma? ;)
Any 'warmer' out there today (I'm in southern Ont.)?
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12 Days of Christmas, eh
Thanks, EvilShoe! I am happy once again!
Jesus Christ, Gary Busey getting pussy means their is an idiot for everybody. Where is mine?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
she does look like Christine Baransky and they look like brother and sister (or father and daughter)
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:08am.
Oh snap, I forgot about Jake! Shoot me but I think he's kind of a hot piece.
Jake is 38 and getting a little brother!
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'enuff said.
Yeah, it's pretty much a given that the kid will inherit the Busey dents...here's a pic of Gary's firstborn son, Jake:
http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jake_busey.jpg
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12 Days of Christmas, eh
Upon closer inspection of the above photo, it appears she's not exactly lacking in the dental department either. Their make-out sessions must be painful.
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:57am.
Hope she's not planning on breastfeeding.
LOL!
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YIKES! Now I am really depressed...even this asshole has someone...sniff, sniff
At least they're not over the moon ... yet.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
WTF?!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:58am.
If that psycho piece is getting laid then why am I having a dry spell? Time to ho it up.
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That's what I'm saying. Maybe I should cave and go the gold digger route.
I've seen it all now, even Gary Busey has someone. Whatever.
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Christmas is around the corner!
Jay-zus, really?
Steffanie (who reminds me of Christine Baranski), whatever you do, don't let him take the kid on any motorcycle rides.
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12 Days of Christmas, eh