Things That Make Sense: Miley Covering Poison
I'm sure that one of Miley Cyrus' life-long dreams is to take a ride on the Rock of Love Bus, but since Vh1 has invested in one of those fake ID scanners, she'll have to wait another year to fulfill her dream. In the meantime, Miley will show her love for Poison by covering the sad truck stop stripper anthem "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." Miley's singing voice is like a thorn in my ear, so I guess this makes sense.
Miley's mama je'e, Trish, explained to People as to why her daughter decided to cover that shit, " 'Every Rose' is one of her all-time favorite songs and she is really excited about cutting it."
Cutting it?! I couldn't have said it better myself, ole' Trish!
Miley already cut the cover in NYC, and Bret Michaels says that he may spread his guitar magic all over the track.
If DJ Lady Tribe hasn't been captured by the makers of Zovirax for testing, I hope she makes a cameo in the video for this mess. DJ Lady Tribe, Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus really are The Three Kings of 2009.
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sooo... the classic that is "Unskinny Bop" was taken?
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Just what I want to hear - a chipmunk with a lisp and a mouth full of marbles doing a cover of a Poison ballad. Someone get me a bucket cause I'm gonna puke.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She is so rock and roll.
Heeewwwwweee! Miley Vampyrus is doing her level best to follow in Shitney Spears place and earn that Skeezer Scout merit badge...oh my word...thats some achy break shit for yawl!
Coyote really ugly...nah she looks cute in a cowboy hat.
Why is this not tagged TRASH????Ugh
I detest this tart. She is ignorance and arrogance personified.
Did anyone seen what this kid had on when she was meeting with Queen?
Lil bitch had her tits out right on Queens eye level
It was the most classiest way to portray American music ...ever
Total Trash! I shut Disney off for my kid when her stupid show on
I mean ...cover up and show class
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This is so Barf!
Perfect combo
Bart and this little fart have annoyed the public enough. Why do they have to continue torturing us with bad music????!!!!!!
Miley should've worn this Spears Approved outfit when she met the Queen.
I am sick of hearing,seeing and reading about
this little moll...MOLL,that's just what she
is,a little Disney whore on a string,Hannah
Montana!,HA!...what a load of SHIT,I've heard
the little skunk sing and I wasn't at all
impressed...flat,emotionless,droning,is that
what passes for singing Miley?...
Hurry up and turn 21 you stupid little cunt
you'll be well and truly spat out by those
evil,manipulative cunts at Disney way before
then AND JUST GO AWAY!
Tevness...
Miley is a stone cunt. I simply cannot stand her, and I thought I hated this song, but now thanks to that nasty spoiled byatch I despise it. I wish she would just go already, no talent, looks like a chipmunk (I apologize to all the chipmunks out there), and she is just a disgusting human being. Nothing special, now go away not you prostitot.
Jesus. I am officially old. My parents listened to Big Band music from the '40s because they were teenagers in the '40s. And when Poison and all those stupid hair metal bands were big in the 80s, I turned the station on the radio in my car I was driving at the time. I can never imagine my eldery mother getting into hair metal!
Hilarious!
duckface
She just wants to be all grown up and taste all the delicious delights of drugs and sex and being worshiped and he just wants every last drop of fame he can taste before he dries up forever and neither of them give a fuck about you, music or one another even in this photo wheee!
and...i'm trying to figure out if miley or bret is the stickier one...they both have lots of mileage on them...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
i didn't really care for that song in it's original hairband version...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I HATE THAT SONG. I ALWAYS HAVE- and YES, IT DESERVES ALL CAPS!!!
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"I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold!!!"
Uh oh, the mod is "editing"....
On Topic: Perhaps Miley can't really be a thread turner if we choose to lower chat on other topics.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
LUXY there are sooo freaking many would fucks!
Bodie, McNulty, Avon, Carver, Omar, Lester, Sydnor Cedric KIMA, bunk ...bubbles too!
Stringer's all mine tho, k? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
snowy, it isn't back until SPRING!
On Topic: Every Rose is an anthemic type song and all but when scrags like Miley remake them, it ruins it.
Example, Shitney's I Love Rock n Roll, with no guitars and all keyboard version.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I feel like her mom Tish or Trish or whatever should be on the Rock of Love bus. She's got that dirty whore thing going on.
Snowpiece, I have several *masturbation fantasy* guys from that show... Jimmy, and Bubbles (the actor, Andre Something - not when he's looking like Bubbles in the series--now that boy is HOT!)...mmm...who else? Crap. Now I'm gonna have to go to the HBO website. I'd eat a chicken dinner outta either of those boys' asses though.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
bwahahaha, Snowy's gonna die when she sees this pic! he's even wearing the same ole dirty hat!
@M.E: about fucking time the boss took a good look at your hawtness in all its glory!
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OH MILEY!! your so Rock and Roll NOT!!!
~*~Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me~*
Yepyepyep, I wish I had the TIME. Actually, I just wish I had the time to find a clever way to replace Axe spray products with mace or pepper-spray. Teach these idiots a lesson. Actually, it's just the broke-ass-mountain hick-boys who buy that round here. The ones with any money buy Armani Aqua-something. But they still bathe in it. A little smell-purdy goes a looooooong way, gentlemen. Please take note! Y'all ain't gotta bathe in the shit, o.k.?
Jus sayin.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
my ears are bleeding already~
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~cheetos & frapp~
LUXY OMG I LOVE THE WIRE, we were just talking about it on here yesterday, Stringer Bell makes mucho panty pudding!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Blasphemy!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
When someone cuts Miley I'll care.
So did anyone watch GLEE LAST NITE!?
It was an epic AWWWWWWWWW episode!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
OMG, I never though anyone could look more like a walking STD than Brett Michaels until I saw slutty next to him.
Christ almighty I hate that fucking song. It's like somebody fed a bunch of cliche statements into a computer and had it spit them back out in random order and called it lyrics. I hated it when it came out and slow danced to it with a redneck at a school dance. "Man that's deep," he said. "It's so true." Snort. So yeah, it's the perfect song for Slimy on so many different levels. It'll probably be a huge hit and played over and over on the radio especially around here. (makes gun with hand and points at side of head "POW!")
I guess I'm right in the middle then? I love the oldies and the relatively newies. I hate hate hate any new music. All the good songs have already been written and sang. "every Rose Has It's Thorn" is my favorite Poison song. God Damn you Miley!
*jams a pen top in each ear*
Breakdown
snowpiece on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:24am.
*imagines breakdown in jeans*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
post a butt shot in Jeans
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
hopiece!
You NEED to be imagining how you can get that skanktard off your man and back into your heaux-ish arms!
Bandana and all!
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Yepyepyep--NO Axe. Bwahs douche in THAT too. The ones with a little walkin around money, that is. Walmart can't keep that stuff on their shelves down here--the guys by that up like...buttwipe.
And they think we women LIKE it.
NOOOooooo. Not THIS little hometrick/hicktrick/trickbiscuit.
Snowpiece - that is the beautiful (but bad-ass) Felicia Pearson, from The Wire. I am channeling her character today. And Omar Little's too.
I'm fucky like that.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
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Breakdown in jeans???
*pictures Lenny Kravitz bulge*
*drools*
tick, tick, tick...Waiting for her tween audience to grow up so I don't have read about this boring trampette.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Wow. This could be their wedding photo. I'm so dying to see Miley Cyrus in 5 years. She's going to be an unholy mess by then...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
I grew up on Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Journey and The Eagles.
Yes, my mother was young when she had me. LOL
fishsticksfan:
How can we cheer you up?
Toke it or poke it?!
*summons S&F*
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*imagines breakdown in jeans*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*remembering how his arms felt around me*
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:16am.
God, I feel so depressed today.
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FISHY :( WANNA TALK ABOUT IT FISHY?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LuxLuv:
Half the time I just make them up as we heaux along.
You sluts are such semi-sweetish inspiration.
Oh, and today I bought jeans!
Jeans?!
I never wear jeans!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:19am.
Angel - no, every rose IS a Poison original. Not GnR.
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O really. I liked it better when it was by GnR.
(joke...but not really)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
FAVORITE MOTORHEAD SONG: CHASE IS BETTER THAN THE CATCH.
I KNOW YOU'RE HOT
I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here