Liza Settles The Sexual Harassment Suit Against Her
In 2004, Liza Minnelli's former chauffeur M'Hammed Soumayah sued her for $100 million, because he claimed she forced him to cum up her roses. M'Hammed said that Liza not only sexually harassed him, but she spit on him during drunken rampages. According to M'H, Liza threatened to send him to the back of the unemployment line if he didn't wipe the spit off of his face, rub it on her pussy and make it ziiiiiiing.
Well, the New York Post brings the news that Liza and M'Hammed have settled the $100 million lawsuit for an undisclosed sum. M'Hammed was making around $283,000 as her chauffeur.
The image of Liza playing with her nipples while saying, "It's M'Hammed Time! You CAN touch this," is going to get me through the day. Or it might be the death of me.
If they ever made a horror version of My Chauffeur, they can use this story as inspiration.
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Well she has less wrinkles than Shitney!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Dingbat.
She should sing "For Your Entertainment" and shove Adam's face into her crotch. I read his CD went from #3 to #22 in a week.
HEY CENTAURIOUS! THAT WAS MY LINE just below yours! You get an F for plagarism.
love Liza and her antics! she has poor taste in men though.
""$283,000 as her chauffeur.""
Where can we apply for a chauffeur job?
But seriously, this story is meaningless without nude photos of Mhammad.
We have not been able to find ANY photo of this ravishing stud. Does he actually exist?
What makes this even more bizarre is that Liza is generally understood to be of the Lesbyterian persuasia!
You gotta love Liza. Never a dull moment with her
Say it ain't so, Miss Ostero!
Ahhahhaha Centaurious!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Driving Miss Crazy
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I have a new nightmare: Liza Minnelli trying to act sexy and grabbing a dude's junk while looking like an "after" picture of Glamberace.
What the FUCK!?!?!?! Chauffeurs can make more than a quarter of a million dollars a year? And he's BITCHING about it? He should have stayed put and done whatever she asked of him, for that much money. Shit. I'd happily drive anyone's old ass around and do so sessy-time stuff for that kind of cash. IN THIS ECONOMY. Bitch just got greedy.
Why did I get a Master's degree, I wonder?
Liza is the woman who gave birth to Harald Glooker LOL the both of them look so much alike LMAO!!!
FREAK!!!!!
what i want to know is did liza make that face as she was grabbing on the driver's junk? no wonder he sued...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Oh the horror, the horror! Can you imagine? The poor guy deserved every penny he got for driving Ms. Crazy.
For that kind of coin, I would have closed my eyes and imagined a hot woman while porking her senseless.
She has my 5150 eyes in this picture.
*mommy???????*
Adam Lambert or Liza Minelli? Can't tell from the photo.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
I love Liza! Whata story...gd.
Chauffers make $283,000 a year?!?! What the hell am I going to college for?
LMAO at combing chest hair from 97.... ack!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:10pm.
Jack - you too??? Didn't it suck when you found a little rock only to realize it was a grain of sand?
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My first apartment had 3 inch green shag carpet that was from the fucking 60's... I dropped an OPEN bag and half of it hit the carpet... could not find shit. Opened my mouth as wide as I could, stuck my mouth to the carpet and INHALED... FOK U! I got high, but also tasted a little patchouli incense and Ron Jeremy's pubes. so worth it.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
hahaahhaahah there aren't a lot of jobs out there for celeb drivers! you'll end up driving a damn gypsy cab
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:18pm.
A chauffer gets paid $283k????!!!!!!!
I have a masters and I still don't make that!
Fuck, seems I chose the wrong path in life.
I am so fucking bitter and jealous now.
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No kidding!!! And I LIKE driving - even in the city!! Sh!t, I am seriously contemplating a career change now.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:12pm.
I still can't believe she paid almost $300K for someone to drive her ass around.
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But likely on-duty 24/7. Have to haul her drunk stupid friends all over the place then wait in the car until 4 am to take them some where else. Clean out all their puke and used condoms. Fuck that.
Homeboy was making some sweet money... but if any of this crap is true, no cash is worth having your dignity shattered like that.
Oh fuck it, who am I kidding? I'll be your new chauffeur, Liza! Sign me up for that shit!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:57am.
Losing buds on the carpet??
You guys are gonna gimme flash backs of my druggie days combing the carpet for coke rocks.
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*joins carpet-combing losers club with M.E.*
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Reminds me of the great stoner idea to put apple slices in with the weed to give it some taste. Two days later the whole bag is moldy. Yeah, smoked it anyway.
A chauffer gets paid $283k????!!!!!!!
I have a masters and I still don't make that!
Fuck, seems I chose the wrong path in life.
I am so fucking bitter and jealous now.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:09pm.
HOOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥
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Hi baby.XOXOX
Michael needs to fix that damned forum. I don't want all these people to know how coo coo I really am.
I still can't believe she paid almost $300K for someone to drive her ass around.
jack, that must have been twice as hard, considering your handicap. also, comb your tremendous chest hairs, I think there's some coke there from 1997.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jack - you too??? Didn't it suck when you found a little rock only to realize it was a grain of sand?
*reports self again*
HOOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:57am.
Losing buds on the carpet??
You guys are gonna gimme flash backs of my druggie days combing the carpet for coke rocks.
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*joins carpet-combing losers club with M.E.*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I'd fuck her for 283 grand. Wrap my stuff in saran wrap, slap a picture of a young Debbie Harry on her back and go to town.
But I ain't driving her ass anywhere and I don't want to meet any of her old hag Hollywood types.
Sounds about fair....
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 12:05pm.
Have any of you gotten the email with the office memo about a holiday party, that ends up changing a whole bunch of times due to differerent religions, etc???
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Yes!!
*yawn*
*pees on M.E.*
Have any of you gotten the email with the office memo about a holiday party, that ends up changing a whole bunch of times due to differerent religions, etc???
M.E.:
You should KNOW who her Daddy is.
SHAME!!!
Security!!!!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I like Liza's blouse. The little squares are like..polluted snowflakes. OMG I just had a vision from the future.
Coma Caca!!
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LuxLuv:
Lie-teller!
Have you forgotten where I have BEEN the past six weeks?
I have not smoked reliably in almost two months.
I do NOT have any NOW and I am leaving in about half an hour to go and find some.
This is ridic!!!!!
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Screw. Back to workies for a little bit. Bossman just rolled through lookin all shitty.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
*tickles Jazzy's taint*
Who is Liza's father?
*looks in bathroom medicine cabinet for goodies*
*flings goodies to all pill-munching friends here*
Happy Hanukah/merry Christmas/X-mas/Festivus/Kwanza(sp?), etc. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
Ih8schmegma LOL the smell of the season!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:59am.
*pees on Jazzy*
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Whew! Everything's back to normal!
*puts ball gag back in and enjoys the show*
*pees on Jazzy*
BAM!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:42am.
JAZZY - I AM OFF MY FUCKING ROCKER AGAIN TODAY!!! CALL THE MEN IN WHITE COATS!
*runs*
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Oh shit. Here we go again.
*Refills holy water vials with Schlitz.*
Of course, crazy womenz is HAWT!
Losing buds on the carpet??
You guys are gonna gimme flash backs of my druggie days combing the carpet for coke rocks.