Afternoon Crumbs
HoHan's Vivid Video audition - Egotastic!
Nick Cannon must have cupcake crumbs in his mouth - Lainey Gossip
Ciara's ho version of Wonder Woman (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Please tell me Posh wore this to a funeral too - Just Jared
Tits out. Phallic symbol in hand. Tongue licking lips. Rachel Uchitel is using every trick in the famewhore handbook - Hollywood Tuna
Meet Dilly the potty-trained deer. Bitch has one up on me. - Towleroad
Penny and Nicky with some transsexual prostitute - Popsugar
Becks' head still looks like a guinea pig with alopecia - Hollywood Rag
Well, Barbara Walters only gets the vapors for herm-on-herm action - Celebitchy
A Muppet & A Hilton: Which one has polyester stuffing for brains (trick question)? - ICYDK
Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Person of 2009 was not Ariel Wade - The Frisky
These oh-so-angry love letters are turning me on - Cityrag
And then Pamela Bach ended her statement with: "Now will somebody give me a DRANK?" - I'm Not Obsessed
"Ditto," said The Hoff - Socialite Life
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"vintage Johnny"
Vintage who ?
Guy looks too young and Lindsay seems more of Perez Hilton stock
What's up with magazines ?
Sofia... as in Coppola ?
Is she strapped for cash ?
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Two lines of coke on the mirror at 1:29?? Gotdayum Hohan. FAIL.
Submitted by terrs on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:53am.
Hey, can somebody tell me what song is playing in the video?
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A Rapture by Stereo Alchemy....and btw!
Ok but WHO wants to be reminded that Johnny Depp used to hang out with Kate Moss? Here's the original just in case you do:
http://smokeye.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kate-and-johnny.jpg
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by terrs on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:53am.
Hey, can somebody tell me what song is playing in the video? I dont like the video but i like the song! anybody know? Thax
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The credits are at the end of the video...
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the end...
Hey, can somebody tell me what song is playing in the video? I dont like the video but i like the song! anybody know? Thax
why doesn't lindsay just go to vivid and become a porn star already? and was that a commercial for cigarretes?
Ugh. That video was not the thing to watch first thing in the morning. I feel like I need a nicotine patch.
The little boy she's rubbing her bits on is cute though; he does look like vintage Johnny from some angles.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Michael Lohan's probably power-queefing his ass off to anyone who'll listen to (and pay) him over this ahit. Mommie Dina's probably spending HER time thinking up the next way she can exploit her daughter. After Lindsay decides to bag her, Mom'll move on to working Ali, and then Cody, the littlest. I see tell-all books (and years on analysts' couches( for ALL the Lohan kids.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
@ birdgherl: me too! This is an anti-smoking PSA x10000.
Hmmm, Twink's Old Navy Party Cardi was kinda cute.
I find a interesting place ;''pl us fl i r t --** . CxxxOxxxM **fun with BBWs and hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
this is supposed to be hot?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
It's dark and edgy, so I thought she'd at least score some points with the commenters here. That being said, it's painful to see her in this state, because I don't think that she's acting. No girl in her early twenties should look and act like that. She went over from "sunny" to the dark side.
Submitted by Albatross...
"The boy is kinda cute, tho'."
I was thinking the same thing.
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Closet-smoker here
*ducks*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I saw that Lohan video...not sure what that shit is all about..but if Marlboro man still lived he would smack this bitch up!!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
The Lindsay vid is probably not too much different from her real day-to-day life, after she's downed few drinks and indulged in a bit of The Dirty White Whore. I honestly hope she lives through this, moves on, and doesn't wind up whoring herself out later on, Mackenzie Phillips-style; or on some *celebrity rehab* show.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Next up...the Muse video -director's cut, penetration included. The underage twink wasn't into Blowhan at ALL!
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why must Paris Hilton exist?
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It's great to see the Hoff out shopping with his daughter...I really hope he's stays off the alcohol.
Hohans porn movie isn't that bad if you *cough* *hack* can take all the smoking!!
The less America smokes the fatter it gets.
Coincidence, i think not!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Congrats Yutsai! Your "work" truly reflects who you are as an "artist" - A publicity whore.
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and that poor boy was totally not into it and wishing one of those coke whores had a big dick to stick in his mouth instead of a fucking ciggy.
I really hadn't thought BloHan could get more revolting and then I saw this. Who the flying fuck thinks cigarettes are sexy? And WTF do they have to do with fashion? Fucking scumbag.
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Lindsay's just another step closer to doing porn.
On another note, Muse has shite for brains if they find her sexy. She looks like a meth addict based on her vacant stare and horrible complexion. Kate Moss needs to step in there and bitchslap whoever conceptualized the comparison to her.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Holy Shit! Bitch should have just grabbed the cord from the fucking lamp, tied it around her arm and injected herself with whatever fucking toilet cleaner was in the fucking bathroom...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
So is this video ''Justified My Love'' lite?
Ugh I feel like I have to shower just looking at Hohan.
Just watched the vid - YUCK! Damn, Lindsay, just do porn, already! *vomits*
The boy is kinda cute, tho'.
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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
as cold as it is here, to see Rachel dressed like this leaves no doubt that out of all the whores she is turning out to be the most whoriest wack job of the crew
If the CDC announces a sudden rise in ocular herpes overnight, at least they will be able to identify this Muse magazine shit as the source.
I've seen classier hoes in enema porn. Why can't she just get her f'in freckles outta my face?
She is so delusional. She can't even see what her addictions have done to her face. Damn.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
She looks so used up...:(
It was only a matter of time before porn came a callin'. She looks wasted and used. She should stop trying to look like iconic people and focus on finding who she is. Wait, what am I saying, the girl is as dumb as a turnip, she's done.
Next stop - Porn!
That really made me want to quit smoking, which is pretty big since not even those adds that show you footage of clogged arteries being squeezed out stops me.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Hohan will do anything to cling to any last shred of relevance she might possibly have. Even doing this kind of stupid career killing crap.
That Hohan video needed a crack pipe. Without that .. I found it totally inauthentic.
I see an old hooker, but I don't see Lindsay???
Lindsay's first "porn", one of many to come.
She looked like shit btw.
Submitted by lady fabulous on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 5:16pm.
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wow you so funny! (insert fart noise)
Submitted by birdgherl on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
love your avie... one of the best drummers of all time in my opinion.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
That was about as sexy as bologna on stale bread in an ashtray filled with butts.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 5:04pm.
This also proves that Blohan can't do shit, only smoke and do endless lines of blow. There you go.
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Lindsay is a serious actress. Am I the only one who remembers her Oscar-worthy performance as Lola in "Confessions of a Teenaged Drama Queen", with Megan Fox as her equally talented co-star? Easily one of the finest motion pictures in cinematic history. Just ask Orange Oprah.
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the notes on the car are awesome. some punkass bitch at macy's last week parked his ugly red c-class on a angle, blocking my path to get into my car. i left a big note in huge red letters telling him he was a jerkoff. lucky for him i had my baby there and am oh-so-nice or he might have been celebrating his friggin christmas at the dealership getting some key scratches painted.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
This also proves that Blohan can't do shit, only smoke and do endless lines of blow. There you go.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
The video made me want to wash my eyes out with bleach. And I don't gross out from skankiness so easily in my old age. WTF, she looks like a nasty crackwhore...and that boy looks like he's 15. I call statutory rape charges on this one!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Hey Pimpcessa that was Helena Christiansen not Linda Evangelista in the Wicked Game vid.
And yes, def one of the best vids of all time
Regarding the BLOWhan (as in blowing cig smoke everywhere) vid, all I can say is: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Wow that video was about as sexy an old cup of coffee and a soggy sandwich.