Thursday, December 10th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which story involving a B list television and movie actor and his singer wife should be corrected by a national tabloid but isn't because they have paid so much money to the person who gave them the original story. Now you may be asking why the B list actor doesn't sue. Well it turns out that although this time he is not guilty that hasn't always been the case and he doesn't want those stories to come to light. (CDAN)

Josh Duhamel and former Kids Inc. star Fuggie Fug?

Guess which celebrity has a handler with a bag of goodies? On a trip to Puerto Rico, after forcing a private party to move from the VIP area upon their arrival, celebrity X's staff was seen sorting through a medium-sized bag of prescription medicine trying to figure out what drug to give the young star. A friend of mine overheard one of them say, "X is in a bad mood today. What should we give her?" This was pre-nose job btw. (I'm Not Obsessed)

This right here could be anyone. But let's go with Ashley Jizzdale, Asshole Simpson, Lady CaCa or Blake Lively?

This actress is a chameleon on the screen but seems to be quite down-to-earth in real life. That’s why it was surprising for us to learn that she is considered a real nut case by a former employee. One day she ordered the staffer to throw out everything in her refrigerator and kitchen cabinets that contained any alcohol or caffeine or sugar or flour. Within 24 hours, she was pitching a fit because there was no food in the house. She ordered the staffer to go to the store and purchase about two dozen items. The shopping list included Grey Goose Vodka, Oreos, and Mountain Dew. All of the items were consumed over the course of the next three days. (Blind Gossip)

Charlize Theron appeared in a thought bubble above my head, but she's a stoner so I doubt she'd throw away a delicious bag of Oreos. I'll go with Hilary Swank, or Rebecca Romjin since she played a shapeshifter in X-Men.

Posted by: Michael K


It's not Blake Lively. She doesn't party hard at all, and I heard that from Penn's mouth.

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#1, gee, could they have been anymore specific?

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#2 isn't the GaGa. I am sure she partakes in the druggery but she hasn't had a nose job.

P.S. That pic is HWAT! I'm going to cougar hell.

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Capitanne's picture

1. Josh and Fergie - he doesn't want the gay stories ocming out.
2. Asshole Simpson - would explain naming son Bronx Mowglie
3. Renee Zelweger

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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 6:36pm.
Nevermind, Jen is no chameleon is she?
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Well, her character in Alias was a chameleon.

menotknow's picture

1. too obvious
2. i think it is ashley simpson...she came here to puerto rico in concert before her nose job and don't remember EVER hearing about the other one being in local press soo...
3. i have no clue

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Meryl Streep was my first thought for #3

Nevermind, Jen is no chameleon is she?

I think Meryl Streep is too sophisticated for Grey Goose and Mountain Dew.

Maybe it's Jen Garner? Being married to that fuckhead would drive anyone nuts.

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 5:39pm.

Cate Blanchett has a house full of kids and a hubby. I doubt that she is extreme, at all.

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that could make her even more neurotic...who knows what really goes on in her house despite of what she looks like in public? those are the ones you have to fear the most...Joan Crawford was considered a model and compassionate Mom until her daughter published her infamous "Mommie Dearest" and told the world the truth!

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The autograph is smeared on Fuggie's hubby. I wonder if it got smudged with man goo. Just sayin... that sexy Hot Topix belt and necklace would make even a straight man erupt.
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M.E.'s picture

I googled: "A chameleon on screen" and Meryl Streeps name appeared everywhere.

M.E.'s picture

#1 isn't even fucking BLIND! DUH! Fuggie and Josh..DUH!!!!!!!!

#2 don't care, since it can be any of those Hollweird whores.

#3....Hmmmmmmmmmm......gonna have to do some research.

3. Renee Zellweiger

MizRo's picture

Flatbush Hooker: open post is down a few threads with the little boy playing the guitar/ukelele/whatever!

I'm out!

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

OT!

So I'm thinking going to PE for NYE (if everything else fail)
and Moooriah with Nick hosting
so I was thinking ...maybe dress up in hello kitty outfit and piss her off
or maybe not...since who wants to start off pissing MOOriah off right?
But that would be pretty fucking halarious to come in with hello kitty shit

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This is so Barf!

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

Where's the open post?

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This is so Barf!

MizRo's picture

Cate Blanchett has a house full of kids and a hubby. I doubt that she is extreme, at all.

CAINandABEL's picture

1- Josh
2- Any of the Ashleys...if Lady GaGa had a nose job she should sue the surgeon. Blake is not famous/rich enough to have a drug-dealing handler.
3- Meryl Streep or Cate Blanchet.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

1. Fergie and her hubby

2. I found this article about Selena Gomez in Puerto Rico earlier this year through google so her I guess.

http://www.latina.com/entertainment/celebrity/selena-gomez-feeds-stray-p...

3. I've read many scary things about Winnona Ryder so she's the first person to come to mind, but I'm not sure if she can be called a chameleon.

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Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 5:26pm.

Ladies love the Situation.

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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

LOL@Provolone!

That "Situation" dude needs to get a beat down, as do all those Jersey Shore fools.

I can't believe all those dumb bitches got "Situation" on their underwear.

#1 - I agree Josh & Fergie
#2 - didn't Brittany Murphy just go to Puerto Rico
#3 - I would hate it to be her, cuz I love her, but she is a "chameleon", Meryl Streep

Provolone's picture

Who gives a shit, MK?! Start a Jersey Shore live viewing thread.

Respect the Situation

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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1

2Di4's picture

well, that last entry could be me on one of my "i'm only going to eat healthy food!" moments.
grey goose + vodka, with a sidecar of oreos...yum! the only thing i'd add is a bunch of taco bell soft tacos. and maybe a bong hit or two to wash it all down.
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