Thursday, December 10th 2009

And The Gayelle Melodrama Continues....

Just moments after the Lollipop Guild's go-to-lapdancer Tila Tequila and baby lube heiress Casey Johnson announced their engagement, Nay Nay "Google Me Bitch" Semel fired a ping pong ball filled with hate at the happy couple. Now that the L-Word is off the air we're just going to have to take what we can get when it comes to lesbian theatrics.

Nay Nay, who used to clit dance with Casey and Tila, tells E! Online that she believes that their engagement might as well have been orchestrated by Richard Heene, because it's a stunt. This is what Nay Nay had to say, "They don't even speak. Casey can't stand Tila. They've only spoken once, and they're doing this as a publicity stunt to get back at me."

As for Tila's claims that Casey decorated her toddler finger with an authentic 17-carat diamond engagement ring, Nay Nay thinks that the ring must be a Laila Rowe original because the heiress is as broke as Sheree. Nay Nay explained, "Casey can't even fill up her gas tank. She doesn't have a penny to her name. Her parents have cut her off completely. I have texts from her saying she's broke and can’t even afford to meet me for dinner."

Nay Nay also made sure she covered all of the media bases by also talking to Radar. Nay Nay said that Casey doesn't even have custody of her adopted daughter anymore, and should be working to get her back. Survey says? NO, SHE SHOULDN'T! Even if the poor child is being raised by a bunch of empty beer cans, she's still in better hands (or pull tabs).

And what does Tila Tequila think about Nay Nay's accusations? "Casey and I are very happily engaged and excited to plan our wedding in Massachusetts, where we can be legally married. And as for Courtenay, we hope that she minds her own business and stays classy," said the refined pearl who gave the world a taste (NSFL) of her tampon string.

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RoadDogXXIV's picture

This is why I don't go out often. Apparently, the only way to be successful is to be a complete tool. You don't have to be an actress or model or anything. You see these people every day, and you cringe that you'll grow up to be just like them.

RoadDogXXIV's picture

"Remind me what is this random woman famous for?"

Well, she had some reality show where she guys and girls competed for her attention. But it's the same trashy shit we've seen on VH1 and MTV for too long.

Thank God Daisy De La Hoya is gone, BTW. That girl looked disturbing as fuck.

You know, I have a theory about this arrangement (because no way is they engaged and sexing for realz. They have the chemistry of a pair of spinach leafs).

I think that since Casey got dumped by her family and has no money, Tila is temporarily supporting her and letting her live with her in exchange for the publicity that a lesbian engagement and a reality show will get her.

like-wow's picture

That Semen bitch is as fugly as ever.

bo_tatoe's picture

Who are these people?
Make them go away. They are ugly.

justice's picture

Will these walking disasters ever go away?

--thanks awfully--

starfishing's picture

i have to admit that i watched that shit. but, it because i live in the uk and it was like 10 am i was bored as hell at work. they were so faded! it was hysterical. tila went crazy.

bigorexia's picture

Why do people get their lips done? It always looks like crap.

I find a interesting place ;''pl us fl i r t --** . CxxxOxxxM **fun with BBWs and hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.

Centaurious's picture

From Bridget Jones to The Devil in Miss Jones.

Pathetic.

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Oceannia420's picture

♪ I hope this $rich$ bitch of Tila's is going to PAY her bill ``when Shawn Merriman wins his LAW SUIT against her. Tila T. is nothing BUT a GOLD DIGGING WHORE!!!!! From one $rich$ bitch to another!
SOOOOOOOOO surprised she's not on Tiger Woods list of "Ho's" !! Fuck off TILA ```````` you suck!

littlerascal, well bless that woman. Good thing that poor baby is being taken care of by SOMEBODY who doesn't see her as this season's handbag.

Chirio's picture

OMG!! Casey's jaw reminds me of the SAW puppet doll!! For hours I've been trying to guess where her jaw reminds me of..duh!

Coma Caca!!
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letinstar's picture

i am not amused by these attention whore wannabe lesbos...and why are they punishing my home state by getting married here?
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ScarfnBarf's picture

OT: If this is the lesbian elite, I'm glad I don't do clams.

Chirio's picture

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:30pm.
Chirio...that post was for you, sweet thing.
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awwww wowie!! I knew it! ((blushes))...
that's terrible you have to get up and get your juice...I hate that. wish the juice of whatever kind would just come up to us.

Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-

Chirio...that post was for you, sweet thing.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:17pm.
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Drink away and rant away! dont think about work now! I'm with ya

My grammy says there's a crown in heaven for people like you! Did I tell you I love you today? *runs back to bottle for solace*

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:20pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:18pm.
It's PORN, friends! That's it. That's all their doing is making porn. They're making their stories in the real world but, essentially, they're just making porn.
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no way!!... the pizza guy hasen't shown up yet!!
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O - he's cum and gone already;p

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Chirio's picture

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:17pm.
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Drink away and rant away! dont think about work now! I'm with ya!
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Angel_i: hmmmm you have a point there..true..u never know with these whores out there!

Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:18pm.
It's PORN, friends! That's it. That's all their doing is making porn. They're making their stories in the real world but, essentially, they're just making porn.
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no way!!... the pizza guy hasen't shown up yet!!

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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."

angel_i's picture

It's PORN, friends! That's it. That's all they're doing is making porn. They're making their stories in the real world but, essentially, they're just making porn.

Come on - we've all seen it, right?
"OMG, Casey! Why are you in bed with my girlfriend!"
"Umm...I'm sorry, Nay Nay, we just got carried away, I guess...Tila was just so WET from the shower and I guess I just couldn't help myself..."
"It's ok, Nay Nay! There's always room for one more!"
"O - I don't know, I'm pretty angry..."
"Too angry for this!? *fingers self*"
"Well, I guess I could never be THAT angry..."

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:56pm.
Mr.Mercury!! word!!

Thanks Chirio!!....I'm getting my drunk on after a shiteous work day but this phoney lesbo crap is getting on my nerves.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Chirio's picture

LIL RAS: anytime hon! yep...casey is all sorts of fu** up

Coma Caca!!
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little_rascal's picture

@ Chirio

Thanks, Chirio.
So as I understand Casey's mother cut off Casey's access to family fortune until/unless Casey goes into rehab. And Casey's mother took away Casey's adopted daughter and taking care of the baby.

iHeartHaters's picture

All this lezfuckery yet they give Glamberace a hard time. Fucking gimme a break.

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Chirio's picture

Mr.Mercury!! word!!

Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-

The worst part about all this faux lesbianism is that the voyeuristic public just takes it in stride, "oh you know, it's a girl thing" and prattles on about how much they hate the players hair, makeup, bodies, etc. If it were multiple men involved in this fuckery, the whole business would change....because this country isn't ready for two or more men to involve themselves in the same kind of famewhoring...because the majority of men out there posting about this crap still think two women together are "hot" and two men together are "kill meat". Hypocrites abound. Whatever this shit is, it stinks.
End of rant.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Chirio's picture

JazzFish!! that f*** pic of an avie!!
You know..it took me a long time to get over grabbing the wall incase the bed would go up like in that movie..trauma!!

on topic...ummm a bunch of wannabe gayelles

Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:07pm.

isn't Tila getting sued at this point by the football guy she accused of holding her hostage?
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YES!! Ha ha ha ha...I hope she fades away quickly.

Chirio's picture

@LIL RAS: check this out
http://nypostonline.com/p/pagesix/ex_pal_mom_cuts_casey_off_dL6K8Lrg3PXy...

Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-

little_rascal's picture

Does anyone know if it's true that Casey Johnson was cut off by her family? I googled her, but couldn't find any mention of her being cut off the family fortune.

I know that Paris Hilton's grandfather Barron Hilton, after seeing the antics of his grandchildren, 2 years ago changed his will and pledged 97% of his more then $2 billion fortune to Hilton Foundation (all $$$ goes to charitable causes).

babybunny's picture

Lord, that Casey woman is atrocious looking...and that Tila tampon is just disgusting....who the hell would pose with a tampon string...that is repulsive as hell. Even strippers know you cut that string down and camouflage it..she is advertising that she is bleeding...wtf is her problem. What a major cunt...and that other woman looks like a booble head...her body and head are totally disproportionate...aren't there 15 minutes up already. Tila is a cunt whore...and the other one just looks like a cunt...next...

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:15pm.
EveryStrangersEyes, you could hold her hostage by sticking her in a matchbox. Which, given her head and body size, would be an easy mistake to make.

well, as long as i get to light her on fire at some point i'll be happy!

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fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."

Sorry Flatbush Hooker, not the case. I haven't and I know quite a few who aren't either. But I also know that a lot of men say this in the hopes that it's true. XD

EveryStrangersEyes, you could hold her hostage by sticking her in a matchbox. Which, given her head and body size, would be an easy mistake to make.

Hysteria's picture

Attention whore kitty lickers

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

isn't Tila getting sued at this point by the football guy she accused of holding her hostage?

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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."

Clarisse's picture

Which one of these nutters stole the other ones underwear and bot busted by the other chick she was rubbing on, who was cheating with the other...uh...nevermind....

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@Flatbush Hooker...

LOL! I don't know about every girl being bi at some point in her life. I've been a girl for a long time and despite quite a few offers I have yet to engage in a pie eating contest. I agree that Tila is not a lesbian, she just played into frat boy fantasies as part of her grab for fame. She's old news like Paris Hilton, and both are too long in the tooth to keep people paying attention.

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@ kittycatastrophe

Every girl is bi at one point or another
its natural to experiment with both sexes before settling on whatever you desire ...so I won't question that
But she is not a lesbian common now
this girl got famous,liked the good stuff and now fighting to stay in the news
also natural with celebutards lol

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Submitted by Drama Queen on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:23pm.

Remind me what is this random woman famous for?

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Which one? They're all pretty random...

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Drama Queen's picture

Remind me what is this random woman famous for?

@Flatbush Hooker... :

I don't buy her bisexuality for one minute. I do think that she's overdoing the drugging or trying to give that impression; no doubt she's going for a spot on one of Dr. Drew's addiction shows.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 7:06pm.

@angel_i: You are one tough cookie, chica; that video was awful. I had enough when she started that whole "if you want to hear our announcement say 'I love lesbians' really loud" or whatever the hell it was she said. I know they say God doesn't make mistakes but I might have to argue on that one...
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LOL! For real. Yeah - she does that all the time. I'm really into this chick actually. She's just such a freak show...and I guess I used to hang out with strippers so watching her gets me feeling a little nostalgic for the bad old days.

♥ Threadkilla!
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angel_i's picture

HAI TRISCUIT! How fun! I thought you were brown! LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
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@ kittycatastrophe

She's trying to stay relevant I suppose
but bringing up fake gay wedding shit is low..esp when people fighting for equal rights in this country.....yeah she can throw a big fake gay wedding and sell it to E or OK....but I can bet some money that on any given day this bitch would jump on a dick

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You have to be a resident of Massachusetts first. Idiot.

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I am so happy that Shawne Merriman is suing Tila for that bullshit story she made up. I wish she and her lollipop head would fade the fuck away.