Thursday, December 10th 2009
Posh Sandiego
Posh Spice stomped through Paris yesterday trying not to be noticed by wearing an outfit only Posh Spice would wear outside of a "dress as your favorite cartoon character" S&M party. I lie. Detective La Toya also wears an ensemble like this when she's out pounding the cobblestone streets while in pursuit of the TRUTH. Speaking of, where has Det. La Toya been hiding lately? Wait just a cum shot minute. Maybe this isn't Posh at all? Maybe this is Detective La Toya in disguise? Damn, she really is good.
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love how she rides around Paris on motorcycle
HAWT! Carmen has nothing on Vicky!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
SHe is a fucking joke. Maybe she is now some style icon in the USA. Here in the UK we know she is a common sounding chav.....
So, what exactly does she DO, now? Just walks around in expensive clothes?
If she was really so concerned about being 'incognito', she'd have worn a track suit and a ponytail. No one would have looked twice.
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Her legs look great. I love Posh, and think this outfit is ridiculous, but if I had legs like that I'd probably look for ridiculous excuses to show them off, too. Maybe she really has been working out?
*snorting at at starfishing's comment*
Bwah-ha-ha!
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Breakdown, Miz Posh probably just stepped out of a heated limo. We should ALL be so lucky. To have her $$$, clothes, and a heated (and chauffered) ride. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
Usually, I give Posh a pass because she' Posh, but in this case?
It's winter time in Paris and this slut needs to cover the cooch up!
FAIL!
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posh looks fucking stoopit!except, that trench i wanna fuck and wear nothing underneath smelling like micheal kors perfume and stanky pussay.
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Fashion FAIL in my opinion.
Whole ensemble looks way too German in a non cool German way.
What the hell is with her nanna bag? Coat too long and hat, well what can I say? Looks like she stole it of some old dude with a pipe @ gare du nord.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
As it is the holiday season I will give credit where it is due. I admire the discipline it must require to live on air, water and adzuki beans. Posh also has the magicaly ability to transform herself from a piggy looking chavite to an attractive woman(except for her nose)
I know she brings narcacissim (yeah, I know it a spelling error) to a new height but you have to feel a bit sorry for her. For all her reinventing and money spending, for all her attempts to make her self edgy and relevant, she winds up looking like a life size version of Carmen San Diego.
Still, the bitch can rock the shit out of a pair of high heels!
She looks fanfuckingtastic. We're the same age and I'd given up on stuff like that. This gives me a little boost of hope, actually.
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"I like to have a martini,
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After three I'm under the table,
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I'd just be happy with this woman's legs. But if I had legs like HERS, then I'd prolly find some *trouble* to get into.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
@LIL RAS: I know!! I really love this hat!! You know when I like an item of clothing..I tend to buy it i 2 or 3 different colors. I am very picky when it comes to clothing that I REALLY like!
on topic..yeah love her hat! the shoes too..but I am not a heels kinda girl..I walk too much and I am always on the go...so no. maybe for a dinner...
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
@ Chirio
I love her hat too. In every color. Imagine it in white or beige for warm weather.
I love her hat!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
She looks super hot. That jacket looks so soft *swoon*!
I like her "I dont give a sh*t, what you think" attitude. atleast she is not into drugs ..that we know of...or having outings where she gets hammered.
She is a good "celeb mom"...from what I've seen.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
I don't care, I love this bitch's wardrobe.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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When she was a little younger she used to wear loud, outrageous, bizarre, ridiculous stuff trying to look edgy and attract attention, and sometimes she looked like a clown.
But now she started to embrace simple classical impeccably tailored clothes and I like whatever she is wearing. I want the handbag, the hat, the leather trench, the shoes. Fierce! Chic! I love the simplicity of it.
And she's definitely a caring mother to her 3 boys.
That coat looks soft as a baby's butt, I love it.
moomarse!
xoxox!
On topic: I don't mind Victoria, and I'm don't mind that! She is over the top, but again, for someone that is famous for being famous, her kids always look happy and content.
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cross: /kros/ n: a thing they nail people to.
i expect to see her wearing a "Dumb Donald" stocking next
http://manolomen.com/images/dumb-donald.jpg
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Artisticlyyy... ????? uh h... sory
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
no, no, no..... don't get me wrong... she's the most disgusting example of "motherhood" that lived, BUT... you have to admit ! please.... this is an excellent picture of her.... ARTISTICLY speaking, I guess I should say... like Who The FUCK Gives A FUCK?!?!?!?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
How is this evolution? Fashion dictating that stick insect mothers of three should totter around in 7 in heels.
Haha, wouldn't doubt it!
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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.
Submitted by aCertainAllure on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:19pm.
What the hell is her problem?? No, seriously I want to know.
PTSGD: Post Traumatic Spice Girl Disorder
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
What the hell is her problem?? No, seriously I want to know.
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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.
I could actually have a smidgen of respect for the bitch.... maybe!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 9:58pm.
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Clarisse.... as usual, I totally agree..... and your Avie! Infuckingcredible......!!!!! which also reminds me... wouldn't it have been so great if she'd thrown up her third finger instead??? Smashing!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Does kinda look like a cartoon character.
Detective La Toilet has been riding shot gun with her brothers making the talk show circuit. They're hawking the new jackson dead-brother reality show.
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Off all of the people that are famous for being famous, Victoria bothers me the least. I think she actually likes her kids...
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cross: /kros/ n: a thing they nail people to.
I hate to say anything good about Posh, but she has shapely legs.
OMG, I love that computer game!
That trench is super hot! For a brit she has amazing fashion sense, or at least her help does.
Nice legs...Mad Spy vs Spy.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:37pm.
I want to lock myself in all her closets and NEVER come out!
AGH this bish has the most amazing shit straight from the runway
~Jelous~
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SAME!
I would hate her anyway - but still!
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Hmm. This looks like Boris Badenov in drag. Natasha must be out keeling moose and squirrel.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Notice the old bird in the background of the main photo working HER heels-! Go, Granny!________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
MuffinAmy, I've been *channeling* Snoop for a WHILE (cuz I live in the hoodie-hood - great house, shitty neighborhood situation) and i miss The Wire too. I went into complete withdrawals when it ended. I was a shivering wreck. On my *bad* days, I channel Omar Little.
Menotknow, I just wish I had the GD height (and youth) to pull off trying to wear those kind of heels. I have to stick with age-appropriate and sensible clothes, though I can still work a skirt with my little legs and sexy Spanish-made sling-back shooz. But I only pull out those babies and the Banana Republic/Anne Taylor Loft shit for occassions I HAVE to class it up. Which isn't often, thank dog.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I want to lock myself in all her closets and NEVER come out!
AGH this bish has the most amazing shit straight from the runway
~Jelous~
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 8:04pm.
She DOES have some killer-looking legs though. And I gotta give it to a girl who can work heels that damn high. Wish I could, but I', doing good just to wobble around in 2 3/4 inch-ers. Anything higher than that and I get nervous I'ma break an ankle or a hip or something.
i tend to twist ankles easily.i, too become nervous when out of my comfort zone so i wish i could work them as she does but i really wish even more that we could see posh in a situation similar to what the girl from the 90's mentos commercial did when her shoe broke...of course after seeing her fall. :)
LOL at the pout thumbnail 4. She really is the most irritating stupid wannabe on the planet. Grey matter between ears count def. in the red zone. Good grief, I hate this insect.
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 7:54pm.
AMEN!
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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
She is ri-goddamn-diculous.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
HATE. HER. What has she done? She irritates me.
@LuxLuv: love your avie. I miss The Wire.
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