This Face Has Been Banned From All Public Appearances
Spray your genitals down with Andre and slap a ho with a steak, because a judge has ordered that Jon Grosslin can't even cut the ribbon at the grand re-opening of a strip club turned barbecue joint without getting a signed permission slip from TLC.
Today in Maryland, a judge sided with TLC in their breach of contract case against Jon. The judge issued a temporary injunction which forces Jon to get on all fours and suck on TLC's ass lips if he wants to partake in interviews, public appearances or TV shows.
This was an easy decision to make since Jon didn't show up to court and his lawyers failed to present any evidence. One of the head hos at TLC testified that Jon's appearance at a Las Vegas pool party in August brought shame upon the network. You know, because TLC's reputation is as immaculate as a porcelain dildo.
Right after the court's ruling, TLC issued this statement: "The Court has validated our view that Mr. Gosselin has a valid, binding contract and that he has breached it repeatedly. Step one – getting the court to order Mr. Gosselin to comply with his contractual obligations – has been accomplished. Any further breaches going forward will be violations of a court order. We look forward to the next phase of the litigation, which is to pursue our claim for damages resulting from Mr. Gosselin's numerous breaches."
The trial is set to begin April 19th.
So this means that Jon is going to have to find a way to keep his mouth stuffed with cigarettes, his belly filled with Jaegar Bombs and his hos bejeweled in the finest pieces Chinatown's street vendors have to offer.
Maybe Christian Audigier can hire Jon to polish his nutsack or pluck his taint hair with his teeth (Christian is fragile like that). And if that's not possible, then Jon can always take my idea and stand on the street corner with a sign that reads: "Punch-A-Douche $1". The line forms to the left. And, Kate, put your wad of $100 bills away. Only one punch per person.
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he looks familiar? does he act on mad tv? ,does the connie chong skit?
As George Lopez would say... FUCK THAT PUTO.
that judge deserves to be the HSOTY!
his appearance at the pool party brought shame upon my eyeballs and the entire universe. So you are telling me I don't have to see this retarded douche anywhere in public anymore....if so, hugs to you Judge and TLC!!!
THANK YOU, Montgomery County Circuit Judge Michael D. Mason, for this most wonderful Christmas present.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Crawford67 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:48am.
His "appearance at a Las Vegas pool party in August brought shame upon the network?" I thought TLC's programming line-up brought shame upon the network.
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FUNNY! And true!
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That was so funny and true we need it up here thrice.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by Crawford67 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:48am.
His "appearance at a Las Vegas pool party in August brought shame upon the network?" I thought TLC's programming line-up brought shame upon the network.
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FUNNY! And true!
His "appearance at a Las Vegas pool party in August brought shame upon the network?" I thought TLC's programming line-up brought shame upon the network.
Yay I don't have to see him anywhere except TLC. Go away Jon you are not famous.
Awww man bummer, I love how he makes an ass out of himself. :(
go sux dick
for a living
Submitted by Cherry22 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 3:41am.
He could be the new Den Mother of the Jersey Shore house! He's the first Asian Guido in existance....a "Koruido" (Korean + Guido for the non-retardeds). And except for having " A Situation" going on in the Ab area he can call it a "Squishy Tragedy".
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I knew a Chinese & Italian girl from Staten Island. She was hot.
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Never envy big shots.. Big shots are just small shots who kept shooting
ah thank god. hopefully we will see a hell of a lot less of him & his douche-ness now.
@GIG...famewhoring is a real full time profession...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
My God! The jackass might actually have to get a REAL JOB!
Somewhere, Kate Grosslin is doing her Cunty dance.
Now just how in famewhore hell is he supposed to legitimize his existance...?
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Good, we've seen enough of that piece of trash already.
*Jumps in line with a fist full of $1s!*
He hasn't lost his income-earning ability...he could always go back to being an IT guy. You know, the job he had before he started riding his kids's coattails.
There IS a Santa!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Why is he there, I try to avoid people who look like him
jt
so in other words, you sign on for these shitty shows and they own your ass until they milk the last drop of cum out of you, then they throw you into the gutter and step on your head as they walk away. nice. god bless Amerikka.
please get this lard ass, good for nothing, boring person off my screens.... thanks.
I don't wanna see anything *bad* happen to Jon--is he an idiot? YEAH!
This is obvious. Kate seems savvy enough to be able work every angle she can to keep her and the kids in the lifestyle she's become accustomed to. Jon, however? Mm, no.
It's about the childrun! I hope whatever happens, they think about being (and ending up) better parents for the sake of their kids.
Bungholes!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I will be happy to see a lot less of Jon Gosselin. It's interesting, however, that TLC aimed their pack of lawyers at him when he insisted that they cease filming his children thus forcing the end of the cash cow known as Jon and Kate Plus Eight.
It's pretty obvious that TLC is hoping that Jon will have no source of income and, out of financial desperation, relent on his decision and allow TLC to put the Gosselin kids back on TV. It's pretty sad when a TV network, a production crew, and the Gosselin parents secure their economic well-being on the backs of eight innocent and unsuspecting children.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
laughing as soon as i see the picture. micheal k can i suck a fart out your ass. you silly lil heffa.
Quack! Haha Jon, you're forced to become ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!
Oh well! I guess those new hair plugs are out of the question now.
He could be the new Den Mother of the Jersey Shore house! He's the first Asian Guido in existance....a "Koruido" (Korean + Guido for the non-retardeds). And except for having " A Situation" going on in the Ab area he can call it a "Squishy Tragedy".
Yes!!! Finally some good news on the Internetz.
If he's that hard up for cash, I heard Liza is looking for a new chauffeur.
(Edited to add that the Delft dildo would make an ideal wedding gift for Tila Tequila and Casey.)
Deck the balls : Lyrics
Play Music !
Deck the balls with boughs of herpes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be itching,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the condom and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure passing out on a tree,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,marijuana
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes of scum and denial..
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,of asses
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather, (farts)
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Face of pus, just ready to pop.
Too bad Jersey Shore isn't filming right now. He'd fit right in with his tacky ass Ed Hardy shirts and bad taste.
TLC - 1 / Douchebag Jon - ZIP
Why do I suddenly have the urge to grab a flag and go running around while an announcer screams "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL"!!!!
The new, multicultural Marlboro Man.
No horse, no hair, no dignity.
I miss the old days.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Or, you can use the porcelain dildo to mix drinks!! NO ONE will EVER know!!
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ROFL Chirio
Or Or, you can use the porcelain dildo to mix drinks!! NO ONE will EVER know!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
lil ras... maybe you can fill it with warm water in the winter and cold water & ice cubes for use in the summer??
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LOL @ slap a ho with a steak
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
JazzFish: I didnt see the underwater lovers before..I like the avie now! hehe
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:11am.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:07am.
Yeah ...way to go me on clicking on the porcelain dildo!!
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The strip club turned BBQ joint wasn't very exciting...don't bother...lol
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I clicked on that..no pics..no fun!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
I've clicked on the "porcelain dildo" link. But there are 2 of them and why do they have cork stoppers in them??? And why do they have pastoral scenes on them? What the hell are those things?
They look like ancient salt and pepper shakers.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:07am.
Yeah ...way to go me on clicking on the porcelain dildo!!
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The strip club turned BBQ joint wasn't very exciting...don't bother...lol
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Jon really needs to start dating Tila. Match made in hell.
Yeah ...way to go me on clicking on the porcelain dildo!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Yay, hopefully he's banned from television permanently, him and his wife both.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I don't like this guy but I really really HATE Kate. I think he's just a clueless douche. But I think she is PURE EVIL!!!
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Christmas has come early! Please let TLC bury this douche so we don't have to hear any more about him in 2010.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:56pm.
That porcelain dildo is hilarious! It's like something you'd find in your Nana's china cabinet... only different.
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LOL! Sometimes I forget to click the links.
Something you'd find, perhaps, in the bottom drawer of your Nana's china cabinet...followed by a whole lot of shrieking and running. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 11:59pm.
ESE: what are we drinking tonight? I miss the "i'm going to the store...anyone need anything"..or maybe I missed that announcement...hmmm
same as usual, i actually had all the supplies tonight... be back in a bit!
OT: meh
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fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."