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Pagers (or "beepers") - Way before we were all attached at the eyeballs to our cell phones, PDAs, Facebooks and Twitters, there was a little important life tool called a PAGER! Pagers went from being a drug dealer's (or doctor's) right hand bitch to EVERYONE's best friend.
We all had a million different covers, charms and tones for our stupid pagers. And let's get into the codes. If you were fluent in pager codes (i.e. 187 = I HATE YOU), you could consider yourself bi-lingual. Sometimes when I get a text message as long as a White Oprah statement, I start to miss the simple days where we used to just communicate through numbers. Wouldn't it be easier to say to someone, "1-4-6-0-9," instead of "Hi, I'm mad at you."
And I don't care what your genitals say, nothing vibrated like a pager on HIGH.
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Oh, the memories. My pager was purple in high school and my boyfriend paid my bill every month (that boyfriend is now my husband and has been for 10 years~lol). For both of our pagers it was $19.00 a month...we would walk across the street from our school to the pager store to pay the bill. We also had so many codes, I made us each a list so we could keep track; we used texting before it was actually popular, we just used numbers instead of letters ;) We could seriously have a convo just using numbers. When I would get mad at him, I'd page him with 187~haha. Oh, and 143 when we were all lovey-dovey, of course. Pagers...good times.
Thank You MK!! I don't know what to say for featuring one of the greatest relics of the past
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:44am.
Ummmm.....I still have one of these stuck on my waist every day......
Ewwww.....me too, but the hospital pays for it, so WTF.
Wish they'd pay my cell phone bill...I'd happily give up the damn pager. It would be so much easier and less time consuming than calling them back...and of course my call goes to voicemail because they're busy working a code. Meh...technology.
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LoL the background song in the voicemail was classic!! Do people still do that anymore? I guess not since now you can call someone and instead of a ringtone you get a Lady Gaga song...
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
I definitely don't miss the process of paging someone :/
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
I never had a pager until a few weeks ago when I started a new job. They use them internally at the company I work for now. It's a little ironic given how high tech and cutting edge this company is.
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I LOVED MY PAGER! when i met the love of my life the only way to get in touch with me was through my pager. boy, when that thing would go off it was like i heard angels singing.
makes me want to throw away my phone and get a pager for 10 dollars a month.
damn, i love that man!
I was just talking to my friend the other night about our high school pager memories. How we all had our own code so that where ever we were calling from the person knew it was us. Or how we would put "420" if we had some of the good shit on hand. And how I miss the ever important "pager booty buzz" in the middle in the night when your fuck friend was trying to get in touch with you.
Cool! I never had a pager. I don't have a cell phone or a PDA or whatever the fuck you're supposed to have now. When I go out, I'm OUT. I'll talk to you when I get back. Yeesh! What's the damn rush anyway? We learned a whole long time ago that we're just going around in circles.
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due to my jungle ways..the job requires for me to wear a pager ALL the time...what did I do? well I threw it in the closet and I cant find it!
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I had thee coolest pager when I was in college! It was opaque maroon, I loved that damn thing! And then one day I was in the ladies room,when I stood up, flushed and pulled my pants up at the same time, whoops, went my pager in the toilet and whoosh away it went. I only could afford this suck ass green one after that, and then two months later I had my first of dozens of cell phones, bye bye pager!
"Oooooooh, Christmas is coming the buds are getting fat!"
Christ, my job strapped one of those piece-of-shit Motorola pagers on my ankle back in the day. I hated that fucking thing, threw it in the bottom of my purse and prayed it never went off.
I remember my mom got me a cell phone when I went away to college "for emergencies". I used that thing probably 4 or 5 times until my senior year, when they really started catching on and everyone got one. Before that, it just seemed weird to be using it. I mean, HELLO, you could call all your friends using your dorm room phone!
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Oh, man, I kind of miss pagers. The days before facebook and cell phones (when you could pretty much avoid the world if you wanted to) were sorta nice.
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Haha, all the skank hos in 7th and 8th grade had one. Then I got a cell phone the end of 8th grade and those stupid sluts were like "why did you get that instead of a beeper??" God I still hate those retarded bitches. And look what is still around today....not gd beepers!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
or texting (that wasn't even a word then!) your phone number followed by 911911911911911 just cause you wanted to hang out or go to the mall :)
Oy, I had one, it was clear, no color.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
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jingle bells and balls
Thanks MK, I officially feel old.
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Ummmm.....I still have one of these stuck on my waist every day...... *skulks away*
Damn, I feel old today. Thanks MK.
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yes! I felt like such hot shit with my damn beeper!
those were the days.
I used to know all the codes too!
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Well I didn't have a pager but I could spell 'boobless' on a calculator so pbbllttt!
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MK you will love this.... I remember my friend being pissed off at his dealer so he paged him and left the 12th precincts phone number as a call back. Pure evil genius. The best part is it came to him so naturally.xx
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 8:49am.
Oh, that one! Haha! I saw what was said in an open post a few days ago to you. Don't know what her deal is, but she seems kinda like an asshole!
Any time Farrah! ; )
Submitted by david Letterman... on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 8:43am.
you certainly did,David!i believe a couple of nights ago, you told a dirty-mouth evil troll what's what and shut her up. You're official pure awesomeness in my book!
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Ahhh, the times of when you paged someone or left them a message on an answering machine and you fucking waited patiently for a response.
People today have zero patience in this instant gratification world. I'm moving to the mountains if it gets worse.
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Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 8:34am.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 8:19am
David, thank you for being my hero!
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Your Welcome, but I am not sure why I am your hero. Did I do somethin?
My husband and I were just talking about pagers this past weekend! LOL. Brings back memories. I miss the simple days sometimes.
I remember back in the day feeling a slight annoyance when a customer's pager went off while we were discussing a job. That is nothing in comparison to the customer nowadays who yakks on their cell phone after making an appointment to see me and I wait for them to finish their conversation on my dime.
remember all the code page's everyone used back in the day?? LOL! omg that is taking me way back
Submitted by david Letterman... on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 8:19am
David, thank you for being my hero!
on t: mine was lime green, and mostly all my messages were "420"
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I remember having a beeper before all the other sluts on high school.
I was the shit!
If there were still beepers around, less skanks would be getting caught.
Cheetah Woods?!
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OMG... my friend and I were just talking about pagers the other night. How we had colored ones, and mine was hot pink. I remember the last one I owned had voicemail and wow... the songs we would add to our voicemail messages. I think at one time I had Tupac's "Scandalous" and I thought I was one hot 21 year old bitch. LMFAO!
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Ha, this reminds me of the time a friend got one so his wife could let him know of the pending birth of his first child. He knew if he saw '911', he had to leave asap.
*sigh I just realized that child is now 19....
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I miss the simple days!
I know someone who still uses his pager.
Because mobile (or cell phone as you guys say) reception is solala here...
Teheheeeee...