Kendra Wilkinson Is A Mother Now
Hugh Hefner's former wet nurse Kendra Wilkinson gave birth via c-section to a boy baby early this morning after being in labor for over a day. Obviously, Kendra's baby realized it was safer in there than it is out here.
Kendra and her husband Hank Baskett named their brand new baby friend Hank Baskett IV. HB4 weighed in at 9 pounds and 5 ounces. Actually, maybe labor took so long because HB4's fatty fat fat ass couldn't fit through the womb door. Does ALLI make baby formula?
HB4 started stealing the earth's oxygen from all of us at 12:37am in Indianapolis. 13 minutes later, E! Online (who camped out in Kendra's vagina minutes before the birth) posted this statement from Kendra and Hank: "We're happy and healthy and enjoying every second with little Hank."
I know some of you might be questioning Kendra's skills as a mother since HB4 probably has a higher IQ than her. But Kendra did live with Hugh Hefner for a while, so I'm sure she's already a pro at wiping up butt slobber, making sense of incoherent mumbling and coming up with creative ways to get a spoon full of carrot diarrhea into a mouth hole.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:44pm.
I don't even think Hank Baskett is in the NFL anymore. Way to gold dig re'taaaad.
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She's digging in the right place, He's with the Colts now.
Woah, I didn't know her man was this freaky looking.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:44pm.
I don't even think Hank Baskett is in the NFL anymore. Way to gold dig re'taaaad.
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Judging by the shit that professional sports players get up to when they're working, it seems to me that she's pretty much chosen the smaaaatest way to gold dig this one.
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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Love Kendra! She's such a cutie.
I hope Girlfriend didn't get any stretch-marks cuz that would SUCK!
(four C-sections here, but no stretch-marks, thank god)
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congratulations to the new family!
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Damn 9lbs!!!! That's a big baby friend. God bless them and their new baby.
Oh my god 9 pounds!?! That's a big baby for a little gal like Kendra.
I don't even think Hank Baskett is in the NFL anymore. Way to gold dig re'taaaad.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Is "Hank Basket" the kid's name or a euphemism for Kendra's uterus?
that poor child
Why did I mistake Hank for a skinny Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at first? Must be that weird eyebrow face thingy...
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
HB4 hehe.
Coma Caca!!
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Congratulations.The parents are athletic.HB3 has a pro-level skill set and good vertical "hops".The kid'll probably end up in the old mans' job.Not bad.
Will the baby have a twitter account? If it's funny, we'll follow it.
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Well, if little Hank IV got daddy's head, no wonder she was in labor for a day!
Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:55am.
Go away Kendra - you dumbass!
My sentiments exactly. And you JUST KNOW her first postbaby interview, she's gonna be the woman that experienced the WORST labor ever! PFT.
p.s. cute pic!!!!
Go away Kendra - you dumbass!
They kinda look like each other - that's weird. Why Hank? How do you look at a little behbeh and say: Well, he looks like a Hank! JUST becuz it's his Daddy's name? Poor kid. He'll forever be a product - much like the Duggar kids, just in a different way...
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Is the name really Hank or is it Henry? Isn't Hank short for Henry? Though some people skip right to the short version for the name. Lazy.
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Henry was too long or difficult for them to spell and they didn't have an "O-Henry" chocolate bar handy to make sure they spelled it correctly.
Thus, Hank was born.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:31am.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:18am.
Don't be grumpy, just think of the fiery pain she's in right now and assume that she really had to have a c-section because she had herpes!
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Ooooh! That never occurred to me! I like your thinking.
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heh heh, not a huge leap to come to that conclusion. I suspect that about lots of them damn hos, but they can excuse it away easily by convincing the masses that they can't give birth naturally, or tried, or have a figure to preserve, blah, blah, blah. It's the damn clam, lying hos! HO HO HO, is it ho or hoe? This word always gets me. Lying slutty slut sluts!
Is the name really Hank or is it Henry? Isn't Hank short for Henry? Though some people skip right to the short version for the name. Lazy.
i know it's probably obvious, but i bet he's hung like a horse...
ridiculous name for that fugly baby.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:18am.
Don't be grumpy, just think of the fiery pain she's in right now and assume that she really had to have a c-section because she had herpes!
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Ooooh! That never occurred to me! I like your thinking.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:16am.
Why is she even famous? It's giving me the grumps.
She's famous for being a dumb whhheeerrrrr, like most celebs.
Don't be grumpy, just think of the fiery pain she's in right now and assume that she really had to have a c-section because she had herpes!
I'm surprised the baby couldn't fit through that loose snatch. You'd think with the traffic that has gone through there she'd be able to fit a watermelon through with no problem.
She is not bad looking but she should not smile or talk let alone laugh, stupid bitch
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:48am.
9 lb of stoopid
shot out of
a manhole
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Puhleeze, it was an "unforeseen" c-section. In other words, publicity stunt and great excuse to get a team of baby helpers cuz she's not going to know what to do. And she is not the normal overwhelmed helpless first time parent like many of us, she really will not know what to do! Scary.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:54am.
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Good Morning HORZESESESES, I got nuttin but love for the new avies. And kendra didn't bother me as much as the other loozers on GND. She seemed pretty real and brain dead, never pretending to be anything other than big blonde hair and bigger boobs. Love that she got her moms a makeover.
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:54am.
TimC UR so right, measure Kendra's head with you fingers and then Hank's , same size and shape!
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Big melon alert!
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Thanks Loozer! I would have been wondering about that all day! Really!
What a beautiful birth announcement MK, it oozed.
Geez, Michelle Duggar couldn't even let Kendra have her moment!
Oh gosh, ew. People in Hollywood who shouldn't have children, Part Infinity.
Hank is a weird name. Kind of 80s, to me, and it makes me think of a hankie.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:54am.
I figure that after a year with no raise, no bonus and no commission, I am going to spend the rest of the year torturing everyone in my office by burning popcorn, cooking Ramen and not cleaning up after myself. I'll show them!
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LMAO
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I would have gone with Chicken Inna for a forename...
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I figure that after a year with no raise, no bonus and no commission, I am going to spend the rest of the year torturing everyone in my office by burning popcorn, cooking Ramen and not cleaning up after myself. I'll show them!
TimC UR so right, measure Kendra's head with you fingers and then Hank's , same size and shape!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
ramen noodles
greatest cre8tion
from china
Looks at the heads on those two. Exactly the same shape, and HUGE. That baby must be 6 lbs from the neck up.
It is never to early to get your noodle on.... ever. Imma gettin ready to chow down on a chick sammy from chik-fil-a!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNMOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
9 lb of stoopid
shot out of
a manhole
Ramen noodles, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown