Friday, December 11th 2009

Kanye West's CAPS LOCK Key Still Works!

Entertainment Weekly named Gay Fish's "The College Dropout" as the greatest album of the decade. Unfortunately, Kanye West didn't snatch the mic from himself and declare that "Graduation" was actually the greatest album of the decade before handing the mic back to himself. If that happened, Kanye would get permanently stuck on "mic snatchin'" repeat. I'd buy tickets to that show.

BUT Kanye did manage to pound his CAPS LOCK key to type out a taint hug to everyone (including himself) who worked on the album. This latest post isn't nearly as entertaining (slash dry heav-ey) as his others, but it's been a while since our eyeballs threatened to evict themselves from our head due to reading one of Kanye's posts. So it was worth noting. Just like it's worth noting that Gay Fish was also crowned the biggest FAIL of the year by FAIL BLOG.

Tiger Woods, Glenn Beck, Richard Heene, Chris Brown and Carrie Prejean are waiting in the wings to perform their own mic snatchin' ballet.

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Unfortunately, Kanye West didn't snatch the mic from himself and declare that "Graduation" was actually the greatest album of the decade before handing the mic back to himself.
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BaWAHAAA....AGAIN...Coffee on my screen!

It's the age of "Look At Me, Look At Me" music, art... whatever

I feel embarrassed just reading his stuff, looking at him... cringeworthy

Why does the media support all these selfimportant twats so much ?

I've listened to a few of his songs, not bad, bordering on good, but he is very into nicking (?) what's trendy... it seems

Why doesn't the media support more creative and original musicians ? Egh...

I mean, Lady Gaga, a conglomerate of all things that have been before, what a shiteous crap

Um, Kanye

*cringe*

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This guy is a douche. I know. Yet, to make matters worse is that he thinks that he is doing the world a favor! He is attributing his ground breaking style to the plight of all the minorities past. No wait! Hold on just a minute..... He wants to thank people we have no connection too. But it's not about him, it's about all those who go without. It's Yang. Not hardcore rap, Kanye rap. Which is number one, especially in Kanyes' eyes. "There is only one number one!"

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His first hit "Through The Wire" was pretty orgasmic, gotta admit. Brings me back to my junior year of high school.

I've never liked his music. I've tried.

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This just goes to show you how utterly shitty the music of the past decade has been.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

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Fuck kanye. Forever.
He's the queen of stupid egotistical little bitches. I will never capitalize his name ever again, purely out of spite.

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wow those albums sound lame, are they fucking jazz or something
TEAM HIP HOP
OMG Steely Dan, LOL IT'S OF THIS DECADE!!!!!

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FUCK THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For my fans from other venues:

Miguel Migs: NUDE TEMPO ONE
Blue Six:BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW
Charles Fambrough:LIVE AT ZANZIBAR BLUE
The Rebirth:THIS JOURNEY IN
Dave Weckl Band:MULTIPLICITY
Gary Taylor: RETRO BLACKNESS
Lynne Fiddmont : FLOW
Bebel Gilberto: BEBEL GILBERTO REMIXED
Jens Buchert: INTERSPHERE
Steely Dan: GAUCHO (yeah this one is 28 years old…but it’s still one the best albums EVER)

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Fuckin' EW *would* give this bastard something to brag about. Thank God nobody relevant takes that rag as the pulse of pop culture, because they missed the mark hugely with this news.

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I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KANYE

LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM ALONE !!!!!!!!
LEAVE HIM ALONE
HE IS A SAINT AND STUFF
I LOVE CAPS OK , DON'T JUDGE
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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:02pm.

It means Dr Funk isnt willing to say the same bullshit he says on bossip ask him....
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O...inneresting....!

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Since taste is by definition, subjective, I don't expect to dissuade Kanye's adherents.

I just find nothing appealing in what Kanye does. His voice is mediocre at best, and I doubt speech therapy for his impediment would have helped. His vocals and phrasing have no discernible rhythm, and constantly clash with the backing tracks. Even if it were deliberate(he's not that thoughtful) that doesn't make it even remotely interesting. Clumsily reciting Shakespeare against a backing track by Beethoven would still sound like shit, and Kanye has neither the lyrical or musical skill. Content? He may find himself the most fascinating person in history, but I don't.

Natural musical talent beats formal training, but when you have neither you end up with mediocre, unlistenable trash.

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it's true Kanye is a great artist once you snatch away the autotune machine from him.

Submitted by lora on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:13p

Yeah he is definitely an asshole, but people discredit his talent and that is what bugs me...kanye is brilliant. He is most definitely on a different level. Most folks dont get him but for those of us that do...taking his talent away is an insult.

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I can't complain about Kanye's CAPS...they remind me of Comingback and for that I am grateful:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:52am.

The rap/hip-hop era can't fade fast enough.

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Waddyamean by that Dr. Funk?

Yes I'm ever so curious to know what your mean Dr funk??

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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:29am.

Sorry, but amid the Taylor Swift thing College Dropout was a great album and Kanye is an absolutely BRILLIANT Producer. He has contributed to a LOT of hip hop major hits this decade so I tip my hat to Mr west.

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I use to hate Kanye I thought he was an arrogant douche I still do. But after hearing Love Lock Down I appreciated him as a musician. When that song came out me and my BF were about to break up and I really conected with that song it was exactly how I felt.

Since then Im like yeah he's a douche but musically you can appreciate some of his songs and contribution to hip hop you can give him that.

As far as album of the Decade... idts theres alot of other artist that have great music.

It means Dr Funk isnt willing to say the same bullshit he says on bossip ask him....

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:52am.

The rap/hip-hop era can't fade fast enough.

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All falls down!! Kanye west and Selena Johnson fo life!!

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His SHIT did'nt even make my BOTTOM TEN.The rap/hip-hop era can't fade fast enough.

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how perfect this douche nozzle represents the artistic zenith of a decade of the worst fuckery on every level our nation has ever seen.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:46am.

lmao I Love you too cuz you get it.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:44am.

MissLoveInTx TEAM KANYE FOR THE MUSIC

I like so many songs of his other songs too
*hold my hand while they stone us*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:43am.

I know you understand where Im comin from!!

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Submitted by Ih8schmegma on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:37am.

OMG Andre 3000's prototype was the shit!!!

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MissLoveInTx TEAM KANYE FOR THE MUSIC

I like so many songs of his other songs too
*hold my hand while they stone us*

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:34am.

Love you!! I love those songs too..also love Hard Knock Life by Jay..which kanye had his hand in, plus "Good to you" by Talib kweli, Mos Def's "know that" and a bunch of Lupe Fiasco's Farenheit's 1/15 songs that Kanye produced. Not a dick rider lol but I LOVE Kanye's productive genious!!

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It really is too bad. College Dropout was so promising, the prob is he peaked too soon. College Dropout is his best personal work. After he pulled that shit with poor sweet Taylor, I threw out my second copy of it, ashamed to be overheard listening to it, plus my 14 year old daughter insisted I do it. There are several really good songs on that ablum, but album of the decade, helllll naw!

The Love Below is OK but not Andre 3000's best stuff.

I have no favorite album for this decade, all new music sux. Give me Primus and Jane's Addiction, old Alice in Chains, the first three Metallica albums, some Misfits, Black Flag, old TSOL, DI, Dead Kennedy's(even though Jello Biafra is a total Douche).

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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:32am.

Prolly true, but Mr West has done a LOT for several artists in the hip hop community...He has his hand in a LOT of hip hop hits that a lot of people dont know about and no doubt it feeds his ego and I think that's where his big head comes from.

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I like Thru the Wire and Jesus Walks the best

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Kanye must have been put down a lot in his lifetime. This type of thing makes him feel really good about himself. So, I won't say anything else.

And College Dropout was great!

Sorry, but amid the Taylor Swift thing College Dropout was a great album and Kanye is an absolutely BRILLIANT Producer. He has contributed to a LOT of hip hop major hits this decade so I tip my hat to Mr west.

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Only 1 of many, many lists of this kind...

Although I heard it's a good album (haven't heard the whole thing), my taste is somewhat different. I can't pick just one but my list would include Beck, The White Stripes, Arcade Fire, and Kings of Leon, to name a few.

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suckandfuck,

Kanye owes everything to Daryl Nathan!

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I am NOT a psychiatrist or a psychologist but ...

"Schizophrenia ... from the Greek roots skhizein (σχίζειν, "to split") and phrēn, phren- (φρήν, φρεν-; "mind") is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. It most commonly manifests as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction."

Is Kanye off his meds?????

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As self indulgent and retarded as he may be, it is a pretty decent album.

We would've voted for Snoop though, based on tweets alone.

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*tries to type while non-stop blinking continues*

So, he really wanted to wear a Pink Polo? I don't unnerstand, if I see a dude in a Pink Polo should I hug him and tell him I acknowledge his pain?

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WTF, ET? I am so gonna stop stealin' this magazine from our patient waiting room!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Tiger Woods, Glenn Beck, Richard Heene, Chris Brown and Carrie Prejean are waiting in the wings to perform their own mic snatchin' ballet.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Just goes to show how our musical standards have slipped. A rap album = album of the decade. One in which this was a lyric: The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus.

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STFU
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my brain is no condition to even try and read that shit. But i admit i own Graduation and i like it
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Someone must have bonked him upside the head and made him seem human.

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I fucking hate everything about Kanye... he is the most arrogant piece of shit and his music sucks... the same dull blandness you get by listening to a ceiling fan on high. The only song I could stomach was the Jesus walks or whatever song.

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