Friday, December 11th 2009

The Champ And The Saint

My abuelita used to have an amazingly glorious hologram portrait of Jesus' magic at work hanging over her collection of holy candles she got at Pic 'N Save. I would spend hours marveling at Jesus' arm go up and down. Yes, I was always easily entertained. Well, this picture above reminds me of my abuelita's most cherished work of art (sans the fancy hologram action). And that's all I'll say about that.

At last night's UNICEF Ball in Los Angeles, St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad smiled like they knew nothing about the tabloids saying they are the real-life War of the Roses. Or maybe they were smiling like that, because they know EVERYTHING about the tabloids saying they can't get through a family dinner without throwing a baby at each other in anger.

Anyway, here's more pitchers of Muhammad Ali, St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad last night. I also threw in some glamour shots of Joan Collins showing St. Angie up.

Posted by: Michael K


LASux's picture

I'm so sick of Angelina. She's as crazy as her old man.

She's so veiny *shudders*

KeyLimePie's picture

Have some respect, Angie, you don't get all touchy feely like that with someone you just met. He's not a child. But he is ill and probably doesn't know who you are, so get out of his face with your phony photo op.

julia pan's picture

CINEMA… CINEMA… CINEMA

the message is :

Look at me ! I am Angelina Jolie…

I love black people… I don’t love Barack Obama… But I love Mohamed Ali…

Look ! I am not afraid… I touch his face…

Bless me ! I am a SAINT…

Or

Give an OSCAR !!! Please, Please…

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Joan Collins looks great!

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joanne's picture

I wonder who belongs to the hand on her waist in thumbnail 7.

Green Is Good's picture

Where's Saint Angelina's Halo? Is it too dressy for this event?

Kelli B's picture

Angie looks so 'VIEN'

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Texrocks's picture

Well at least we know that Angie likes someone, because she hasn't smiled like that at anyone for a very long time...yes Bradley that includes you.

jimmy77's picture

Joan is still a glamour puss. She looks like a couple a' million bucks.

peaches80's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:43pm.
I don't think Ali even knows who the hell those people are.
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neither do i !!!!!!
do you?????
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

Manimal5's picture

I don't think Ali even knows who the hell those people are.

peaches80's picture

WOOT WOOT LUXY , NEXT YEAR IT IS THEN GIRL !!!!!!
YEAH !!!!!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

LuxLuv's picture

Shit yeah, Peaches, you're on, grrl. I'm there.
And if you can catch a boxing match over there, just frigging GO! Ain't nothing to be skeered of, dayum. I would go.
I really want to go to Brazil myself...But that's not gonna happen any time soonI get my *fix* of Brazil by listening to a lot of great Brazilian house music here at home--DJ friends!
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peaches80's picture

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
Peaches, hell yeah I like boxing. I would loooooooove to see a real live boxing match. I also love old Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris Kung-Fu movies. Yeah, I'm weird like that, for a chick.
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sounds like we have a date in VEGAS for the caesars palace !!!!!!!
get yer feather boa and pimp hat ready gurl , cuz we need to see a match in grand style and stuff !!!!!!!!
i am serious , i wanna see mexican wrestling live too but my dad is like noooooooooooo , is very dangerous , but if i say i go to vegas , i am sure he is gonna be okay , so wadda ya say , next year , boxing match live !

WOOT WOOT !!!!!!
vegas or wherever !!!!!!!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

LuxLuv's picture

Peaches, hell yeah I like boxing. I would loooooooove to see a real live boxing match. I also love old Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris Kung-Fu movies. Yeah, I'm weird like that, for a chick.
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peaches80's picture

rangie !!!

gets on my nerves , no matter how much you dress the monkey , is still a monkey !
angie will forever be a rancid junkie for me !
word

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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

peaches80's picture

LUXY , YOU LIKE BOX!!
WOW
cool girl , boxing is real popular in mexico , most of the fighters come from this really tough neighborhood , i have never seen a documentary about boxing but i will i am curious since i saw million dollar baby , but i think sometimes boxing is brutal , okay i will admit i saw that reality with stallone and yes it was bad , but the first season didn't sucked so much and i felt for some of those boys !!!!!!!!!!!
but when the kids cried i couldn't , too much !
i like aikido is cool and they give you a stick !!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

LuxLuv's picture

I can let my Inner Skreet Bitch out here. During the day with patients and clients, I have to "class it up". Truth.
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LuxLuv's picture

Peaches, I saw some documentary-type thing months and months ago that featured footage back when Ali was in Africa getting ready to fight--amazing. I love boxing, but I haven't got time much anymore to keep up with stuff on television. Too much workies. I have to come here to find out what the hell's going on anymore. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."

peaches80's picture

teehee!
potty mouths !
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

LuxLuv's picture

And your comments, Peaches. Always you crack me up.
("rancid queef"--we both have potty moufs, hee-hee!)

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"God make me good. But not yet."

peaches80's picture

THAT RANCID QUEEF , WISHED SHE LOOKED LIKE MOI !
PTFFFFFFF
UGLEEEEEEEEEEEE
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"

"A MASSACUHH!"

"A massacur? Where did it occur?"

"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709

joanne's picture

Ugh, her arms look like twigs. I guess the draping didn't work since they are back to padding. Someone get her some help. Any pictures of them with Clooney or Damon? Was this poor sick man the only one available? This is twice they were around them with no pictures. Joan Collins looks good.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I try to avoid the BP and AJ posts because I firmly believe that like the advertising icons that attacked Springfield (Just don't look! Just don't look!) if we just ignore them, they will eventually go away. HOWEVER, I just can't ignore the second thumbnail where she's cuddled up against him as if he's her elderly grandfather. BARF. Seriously. I mean..I...I...I just can't.

Also, in the U2 biography, circa late 1980s, Bono talks about seeing MA in public and being shocked at how he feeble he was. 20 years ago! It was obvious 20 years the man was in bad shape. They are shameless.
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Submitted by lelu on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 9:19pm.

Why is she touching his face like that? It's weird.
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Cameras. In the room. Makes her look like she's curing the sick and inflicted... fits with the image of herself she projects as a 'Mother Theresa' figure. The end.

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cheetahstripes's picture

When is someone going to finally deck her? What a brainless vein-infested bimbo.

Why is she touching his face like that? It's weird.

The Joker's Wild.

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:39pm.
Her mother had the same LIGHTING BOLT THROBBING VEIN IN THE FOREHEAD! Same spot, too.

May the force of the BRANGELINA be with you.

Angie's probably great doing the Vulcan mind meld.

MissRee's picture

Pitts.. leave that man alone,, not everyone wants your autograph..

KidL's picture

Awwww! Just when I think Brangelina can't be any more fake or in love with themselves, they prove me wrong.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

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PS. And I should add that I'm always a little suspicious of people who are loving and doting to everyone but their own family. And what's with AJ hugging and touching Ali so much? This is the same AJ who said she doesn't like hugging much, except for her children (old interview)? I guess we know how she regards Ali...

PPS. And she always struck me as someone who liked to pity people -- Ali included -- because it makes her feel better.

Stan Hooper's picture

Poor Ali he is so deteriorated..He has NO clue who anyone. Doesn't even know what is a Brangelina.

Lucky man.

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shandi's picture

Joan Collins looks good, but the shoes are hideous AND she wore pantyhose with them! That alone makes the whole outfit look bad.

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DiamondDawg on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:48pm.

Check out the video of Marcheline at the bottom of this page:

http://marchelinebertrand.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html
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Ok, wow. So is it me or is Angelina just a hair prettier than her lookalike mother and just a little bit of a better actress? Although as actors, they both seem... pretty bad. Sorry to speak badly of the deceased but hopefully wherever she is, she doesn't need acting chops!

Also on that page, John Voight is seen at a family memorial for Marcheline (planting a rose bush he brought with her brothers and sisters) but Angelina and the other one... James Haven... are nowhere to be seen. Seems weird to me. My mom's deceased but if her brothers/sisters planned something, I'd be there. If I couldn't, maybe my sister. But one of us, definitely. Or I would ask them to schedule it when I could be there. Not a judgment. I just find it odd. I wonder if their us-against-the-world attitude extends to her mom's family as well.

stake_spike's picture

Why is she treating him like he's a retarded child? Self rightious cunt.

P.T.Bull's picture

Never understood how ali got transformed into a saint. In any case, are we to pretend that that slack-jawed look in the pictures indicates that he has any idea who or where he is?

the.sack.of.culture's picture

Yeah, I dunno . . . I was thinking it would really distract people from my under eye circles.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:25pm.

Submitted by the.sack.of.culture on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:03pm.

okay. Angie looks subtly different here. Has She (I think we should capitalize pronouns when we talk about Her) had some work done? Because whatever it is, I want it too.
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You want a pulsing throbbing lighting bolt FOREHEAD VEIN??

And I thought butt implants were extreme!

snowball's picture

@ Pimpcessa, it was Marcia Lynne.

I like Marcheline better.
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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

They look a happy as a Star Trek geek who has just met Captain Kirk.

Joan looks amazing. Except for the shoes, with pantyhose???

Pimpcessa's picture

I thought "Marcheline" was not her real first name either. Like, it was, Marsh Lyn or Marsha Ann or something. Anybody else have a clue on this rumor too?

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Matador's picture

Is that Jolie whore drunk or high?

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Looks like her forehead vein is scaring the champ.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:50pm.
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Oh! Ok, thanks for the explanation. I've heard of the loones at jj.
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they really are nuts. I *rarely* go there. but if you want to be amused and shocked at the vapidness of humanity, go take a look. ;-)

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Submitted by area5150 on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 2:48pm.
DD & ME - you guyz are so right. She looks 'xactally like her and is so obessed with her! Wonder how she'll feel when one of her kids does her boyfriend, ya know cuz history repeats itself and didn't the sainted one do her moms boyfriend when she was like *coughfuckinhooor* 16?
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This is terrible to say... but it won't surprise me if her kids get into incestuous games...

gia's picture

Get out of his face, you annoying bitch! Why is she all up in his face?