Does Nicole Richie Hate Us?
Or the better question would be, why does Nicole Richie hate herself so much?
So, Nicole is currently working on her own scripted comedy series for ABC. Nicole is planning to star in that shit as some business woman (copyright: Lisa Wu Hartwell) trying to juggle her professional life with her personal life. Think Ally McBeal but with a different skinny ho in the title role.
All that sounds fine and everything, but now The National Enquirer (via M&C) is saying that Nicole wants Asshole Simpson to be her co-star. This must be the work of the DEVIL (better known to you and me as Papa Joe).
A source said, "Nicole adores Ashlee, and she truly believes in her talent.With few other prospects on the horizon, Ashlee - who desperately wants to establish herself as an actress - was feeling down until Nicole stepped up."
Take a can of RAID to this mess! Ashlee barely got evicted from our TV screens and Nicole wants to drag her back to torture us more with her pube-pulling acting skills. There must be more to this. Maybe Nicole really wants to make into the Guinness World Records for having a TV show that was canceled before the promos even hit YouTube. If that's the case, Nicole is definitely on track.
Here's the bomb in Nicole's soon-to-be TV show strolling around NYC with Bronx Mowgli and Pete Wentz.
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Brilliant idea: cast two untalented cunts in a shitcom. Yeah, that will be a hit.
what's the deal with Assley's feet? In one picture she looks as if she is tripping herself.
I dont know if Nicole Ritchie hates us, but I know I definitely hate her...I was hoping she would disappear into obscurity a loooong time ago.
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If this ever happens it will be pulled off after 2 or 3 shows.
They both have funky hairline disabilities and douche blokes so they've got a lot to talk about.
Does any woman really ever look good dying their hair red?
In spite of all that surgery Asshole Simpson is still fugly.
Nicole is actually smart doing this. She can use Ashlee as a scapegoat.
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When is Pete Wentz just gonna bite the bullet and get a sex change?
you don't even need to imagine ho nicole ritchie will look as an old lady !
she is already an old lady
WTF
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Okay, who is wearing the more makeup, Pete or Ashlee?
At least the child is properly clothed! With a jacket and a blanket (unlike scientology nutjobs do w/suri)
There's so much fug going on in that picture....
Don't worry, MK, Nicole's just working the machine like she always does. The Simpsons are still pretty high profile and Nicole is going to have a hard enough time casting her piece of shit show. At least with Ashley she gets some press, and a wannabe actress who will be happy to bend over backwards for this second chance. This is one 'actress' she will have to take no shit from. Then she can always boot her later and say the network told her to.
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getting pretty tired of all these celeb-u-spawn and celeb-u-tards getting all these opportunities where they give themselves and their friends these huge paydays
anyone who enables this shit by watching should be sterilized and lobotomized
we need to kill this trend NOW
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could pete wentz possibly be any shorter?
Nicole's babies are much cuter, and have better names, than Ashlee's. Bronx looks like a mini version of Rush Limbaugh.
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that baby's head is um, in lohan's skank words a rediculousmanifestation...aish!
Nicole looks like 40 year old shit in that pic.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
My kitten fetching paper balls is more talented than Ashless Simpson will ever be! EVER.BE!
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Ashley Simpson has always struck me as being chronically insufficiently bathed. She looks like she stinks.
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Good lawd. Asshole Simpson? I can HARDLY stand Nicole, her only redeeming quality was UNfriending Parasite.
Hi hookers! good nite.
Remember when Parasite hosted SNL?
word on the street was that Ritchie, hosted a party to watch it and instead she put Wonkie's sex tape.
FOR THAT REASON ALONE I LIKE HER, even if it is not true.
Asshole simpson can suck it.
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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I HATE NICOLE RITCHIE AND THE LAST FUCKING THING THIS UGLY ASS CUNT KNOWS IS FUCKING COMEDY!
Well obviously she needs this project to fail for some sort of tax write off or something.
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WTF happened to Nicole? She used to be kinda hot a couple years ago.
Now she has weird b ug eyes!
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Whatever. I can't see past Pete Wentz's giant cranium.
Well, she has a perfect excuse for when her show fails...
that poor little douche baby doesn't stand a chance.
Snideychick sez:
Bronx looks cute in these pictures.
That is all.
Casting either Simpson makes about as much sense as casting Emma Samms (Aussie with a strong accent) to replace Pamela Sue Anderson as Fallon in Dynasty/The Colbys.
What a dumb idea.
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