Snooki Is Just Having Fun And Sucking On Pickles!
The Italian Whatever National Whatever Organization is all over Jersey Whores, because they seem to think that the show paints Italians in a shitty light. This makes sense, because we all know all Italians act like the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore. Sophia Loren obviously spends her nights hot tubbin' in a Frederick's thong after barfing out Bacardi into a trash can outside of a club called Headlines. We all know this.
But seriously, Jersey Shore's very own Snooki (or "Snooooookeh" as Vampire Beehl calls her) addressed the controversy on Wendy Williams today. The gremlin Xtina broke it down like this:
"The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves. hey are old-fashioned. They don't know that; they think it's offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it's kind of a compliment. So they don't understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We're 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion."
Having fun AND bringing the art of pickle slurping back:
After last night's episode, I re-played Snooki's pickle sucking scene at least a dozen times. Snooki sucked on that pickle like its pores were ejaculating Zima. All we really need in life is a "Porn Star in Training" trucker hat and a pickle. I wish it was October again, because this right here would've been my Halloween costume.
And Snickerdoodle really needs to find some time in her busy schedule to teach Mariah from The Maury Povich Show (below) that pickles are friendly. Snooki is The Pickle Whisperer.
(Pickle GIF via Four Four)
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Submitted by gia on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 2:49pm.
That girl on Maury was soooo molested with a pickle at some point in her past.
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Something messed UP happened to that heffa.
That girl on Maury was soooo molested with a pickle at some point in her past.
Submitted by Richiegay on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:23pm.
'Jersey Shore' is the first REAL reality show.
This shit is too funny. I could eat it with a spoon.
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Submitted by papi2fly81 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 6:50am.
DONT GET IT TWISTED I LOVE WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE ABSOLUTE CAR WRECK/TERRORIST ATTACK THAT IT IS BUT IS THIS WHORE STUPID OR SOMETHING GUIDO IS NOT A GOOD WORD ITS NEVER BEEN A GOOD WORD IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING GOOD. ITS LIKE WHEN BLACK PEOPLE USE THE NIGGA WORD TO REFER TO THEMSELVES NONE OF THEM WORDS ARE GOOD. BUT THEY ARE GOOD TV.
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Using this as a jumping off point:
WHO DECIDES WHICH WORDS ARE GOOD AND WHICH WORDS ARE BAD? NOT GOD CUZ HE DONE LEFT US DOWN HERE TO GO FIGURING WHAT THE HELL "WORDS" WERE TO BEGIN WITH AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SMOTE BY GOD FOR USING ANY KINDA WORD IN ANY WAY THEY SEE FIT>
WHO DECIDES?
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This little troll thinks she is good looking? Hate to break it to her but she and her housemates are not all that. Some of those guys need bags over their heads.
That's sad about the woman's fear of pickles. And Povich is making fun of it all. Can't Congress intervene and do something?
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"God make me good. But not yet."
david Letterman, she probably has NO problems when it comes to cock. Big, green, or otherwise. It's the PICKLE she fears!
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Hahaha. I'm a Mick/Kraut/Squaw.Which I guess makes me an alcoholic into weird porn.Sounds about right.
"Snooki sucked on that pickle like its pores were ejaculating Zima"
"Snooki is The Pickle Whisperer."
just had to be repeated.
:)
How effin' retarded do these guidos/guidettes need to be to understand that everyone is laughing at them, and the embarrassment that they are to their Italian families. The only reason they have a show is because they're such incredible idiots who clearly have a life of smut, jail, prostitution and every other illicit thing you can think of in front of them. And, they give New Jersey an even worse name than it already has ... as if that were possible. Go away you effin' retarded guidos!
Who the fuck is afraid of a pickle?
WTF happens when she sees a huge cock?
I watched 10 minutes of Ep. 3. Base and vulgar.
Alas, Snookie, you are going the way of some Af-Ams with the "n" word. The origins of the words are out of bigotry.
On another note, like your bouffant, Snookie. It makes you look even older than you do already (36).
I don't find the words guido or guidette to be offensive. I think they are just words used to describe life style and fashion choices of east coast Italian Americans.
And my Mick/Mac/Kraut ass doesn't even know what this show is.
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The best trailer ever!
"they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people"
Heidi and Spencer have nothing on the self delusion of the guido's and guidettes.
And as a Jersey boy who graduated high school in the 80's I can tell you, this delusion seems to pass from generation to generation.
Actually we used to call them the "gui-pods" since they all talked and acted the same.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
DONT GET IT TWISTED I LOVE WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE ABSOLUTE CAR WRECK/TERRORIST ATTACK THAT IT IS BUT IS THIS WHORE STUPID OR SOMETHING GUIDO IS NOT A GOOD WORD ITS NEVER BEEN A GOOD WORD IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING GOOD. ITS LIKE WHEN BLACK PEOPLE USE THE NIGGA WORD TO REFER TO THEMSELVES NONE OF THEM WORDS ARE GOOD. BUT THEY ARE GOOD TV.
I'm sad to say I'm Italian after watching this fuckery.
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LOVE YA'LL !!!!!
PLEASE NO BIGGIE DAYUM !
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
YA'LL CALM DOWN
CHRIST I AM NOT DE CHARTREUSING ANYBODY !!!!!
OKAY JUST CHILL AND RELAX AND STUFF
SHIT IS NOT LIKE I AM ALL SENTIMENTAL AND STUFF
BREATHE BREATHE YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAYS
MUCH LOVE TO ALL
GOD DON'T MAKE A BIGGIE , LIKE I KNOW WHO IS WHO
OK I KNOW PROVOLONE AND STUFF , SO I KNOW WHO MEANS WHAT !!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOX
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!
LOL!
ESPECIALLY TO LUXY !!!!!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:34am.
Peaches, you don't have to defend yourself, or explain anything. Really, TITS was just saying you have high energy, it wasn't meant as a personal attack, I'm sure of it!
I don't want you to go away thinking you've been attacked in any way and again I'm sorry if you've been insulted in any way, whatsoever. I would never want you to feel that way.
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BYEEEEEEEEEEE, PEACHES!
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Nitey, P!
Mmm, could you make me a little cap fuh my hair, maybe? I like to keep my shit tight, and hate wakin up wif a nappy kitchen.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:34am.
@M2C , ANGEL AND LUXY
well firstly i have already said i have ADD
second the hell i have already said i have done drugs in the past !!!!
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oops sorry! I missed that. honest mistake.
cross my heart and hope to DIE!
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Peaches, Having your OWN money--NOT someone else's--is everything girl. And no one meant anything shitty in here.
I suspect Tits is too intelligent and sophisticated to put out any shanky/racial shit; I don't think she meant nothin, baby.
Hey, I get shit IRL about all kinds of shit, esp. because of where I live. Bitches just don't KNOW!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:14am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:09am.
I want to lock peaches in my apt with some cleaning supplies and let her go.
2C thought if we each gave her a rock of crack she'd build us each a house.
personally I'd like to see how she cleans first.
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WHAT DID YOU LOST A MARBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY JOSE , FIRSTLY I DON'T CLEAN AND SECOND I DON'T DO THAT !!
AND HOW THE FUCK WOULD I BUILD A HOUSE , DAMN IS ALL OK AT THE CUNTRY CLUB ???????
DO I NEED MAH CHANCLA TO SLAP SOME MOUTHS???????
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awww schmoopie! I just think you have mad energy - and I'd like to harness it for good, not evil!
and socky has dibs on the cuntry club
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@M2C , ANGEL AND LUXY
well firstly i have already said i have ADD
second the hell i have already said i have done drugs in the past !!!!
and third i AM NOT ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO GET ME UPSET !!!!!!
ANYWAYS
LIKE I SAID I AM GONNA KNIT , CUZ ERRBODY EXCEPT YOU ALL HAVE MADE ME UPSET !!!!!!
AND YES THERE IS A VIRGIN LIKE THAT OR SOMETHING !!!!!
off to bed !
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:16am.
SHIT NOW YA'LL EXCEPT LUXY . ANGEL AND M2C HAVE MADE ME MAD !!!
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HAY! For the last time - I"M NOT TITS!
also - is there REALLY a Saint of the Macarena? is that true?!
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Peaches!
Please don't get angry hunny! TITS just is amazed at your enthusiasm and energy, and I am too! I theorised that if we gave you drugs you'd have some kind of superpower energy and could build us both a house!! It wasn't meant as a slurr on you! I swear! I can't speak for TITS, but I adore your little ass and hope you don't hold what I said to TITS gainst me! Really! I'm sorry if I offended you because I think you're a sweetheart and an adorable girl! *crosses heart!* You just haven't heard every convo we've had where we've talked about that and put that in perspective.
Much love to you Peaches, and please forgive me if i've insulted you in any way! *side-eyes at TITS*
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:24am.
Peaches, I know you got money. I smell it on you. LOL. Little rich-gurl!
*kisses*
Momma Luxy always gone have luv in her heart for the Peach.
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naaaaaaah , luxy money is nothing !!!!
lord
i pray !!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!
luxy luvs ya back !!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Peaches, I know you got money. I smell it on you. LOL. Little rich-gurl!
*kisses*
Momma Luxy always gone have luv in her heart for the Peach.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
YEAH I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN TAAAAAAAAAARNATION JUST HAPPENED BUT THE HELL WITH THIS FOOLS !!!!!!
IMMA CLEAN YER HOUSE , WIFF YER TONGUE !!!!!
NEXT TIME YOU PULL THAT ONE ON ME !!!!!!!
DANG!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
*laughs at Peaches' use of the word Chanchlas*
One of my best friends/study-buddy in nursing school was straight up hard-core Mexican, and she used to use that word ALL the time.
And CHONIES.
Gurl could make a mean-ass breakfast. My husband would fart for DAYS after eating brekkie at her place.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:15am.
Tits, you are SOOOOOOOOO bad!
I suspect our gurl Peaches isn't the "Cleaning Cuban" kind.
I'm willing to bet she's a youngun with bank!
Aintcha, Peaches?
Peaches don't do windows!
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GOD ALMIGHTY LUXY!!!!!!!
THE NERVE I NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!
dang , imma drinking my damn chartreuse and then this shit happens !
seriously !!!!!!!!!!
what the hell in all uppity cuntness is going on !!!!!!!!!
fuck next thing you know , all this cunts are claiming to stay only at the 7 start HOtel in dubai and shit
fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!
et tu brute ( and by brute i mean TITS)
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
SHIT NOW YA'LL EXCEPT LUXY . ANGEL AND M2C HAVE MADE ME MAD !!!
DANG
IMMA GO BACK TO MY FUCKEN KNITTING
SHIT
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Tits, you are SOOOOOOOOO bad!
I suspect our gurl Peaches isn't the "Cleaning Cuban" kind.
I'm willing to bet she's a youngun with bank!
Aintcha, Peaches?
Peaches don't do windows!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 2:09am.
I want to lock peaches in my apt with some cleaning supplies and let her go.
2C thought if we each gave her a rock of crack she'd build us each a house.
personally I'd like to see how she cleans first.
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WHAT DID YOU LOST A MARBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY JOSE , FIRSTLY I DON'T CLEAN AND SECOND I DON'T DO THAT !!
AND HOW THE FUCK WOULD I BUILD A HOUSE , DAMN IS ALL OK AT THE CUNTRY CLUB ???????
DO I NEED MAH CHANCLA TO SLAP SOME MOUTHS???????
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Tits, these Historic Society bitches will shank you if you try to put in *new* windows. Seriously. They take these old houses seriously. The monied ones are snapping them up and restoring them to their former glory, along with 10K fences and gates. Gentrification.
Nevermind AstroTurf.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LUXY I WAS WAITING FOR ALL THE CASINO TO CALM DOWN
BOY IMMA IN STATE FOR ALL THIS RUMBLE AND STUFF
LOVES YA BACK !!!!!!!
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
I want to lock peaches in my apt with some cleaning supplies and let her go.
2C thought if we each gave her a rock of crack she'd build us each a house.
personally I'd like to see how she cleans first.
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Don't go away mad, Kimmy! We're really a peaceful bunch here; a regular Reading Rainbow of love and all that shit. Honestly.
Peaches, don't fall out on us yet, gurl.
But if you have, I'ma set my Peaches alarm later so you can scream me awake. Love you!
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 1:36am.
Provolone, that was my old neighborhood! I hated that shit!
For all the shizz that goes down here, people DO take pride in their front lawns. But our city's Historic/Preservation Society would be UP asses if folks around here pulled any that trashy shit. They are very strict about it. So, you can deal drugs and whore yourselves out, but keep your homes and front lawns tight!
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how do they feel about astroturf instead of a lawn?
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Angel_i, o.k. yeah, good idea.
Sorry, you'll have to provide the beverage, all I have is this Cisco stuff I got on the corner.
Wait, I found some of Mom's old Manischevitz(sp?).
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@provolone
I dont give up my dear, I simply value sleep over bickering with anonymous strangers over the internet. odd, i know! have a good night my dear, you can feel like you won if it helps you sleep at nite"
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Aw - thanks Kimmy! It's been fun:) Nite!
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