MTV Will Not Air The Punch Everyone Has Already Seen

By now, everyone's inbox, Twitter page and Facebook wall has already been touched by the clip from Jersey Shore of Snookikins getting the pickle juice punched out of her Exorcist-style (head spinning shit) by Alice the Goon (aka 24-year-old school teacher Brad Ferro). Clip below:

The clip has been GIF-ed and remixed a million times.. That shit is everywhere. Well, yesterday MTV told E!'s Marc Malkin that they are knocking the clip out of Thursday's episode after much consideration (this is your cue to do eyeball aerobics). They issued this statement:

"What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face."

HA. Don't you love it when MTV pretends it has morals? They are like that day-shift hooker who will stick her tongue in a peen hole without a condom, but won't EVER kiss on the lips.

Here's The Situation, Snicker Winecoolerhouse, JWoww and Pauly D keeping it fresh and sophisticated while leaving a club in L.A. last night.