Squinty And B. Coop Are Looking To Shack Up
Contract negotiations must really be getting serious between Squinty Zellweger and Bradley Cooper's lawyers, because Page Six claims that the two are looking for a house in Los Angeles with plenty of walk-in closets.
One "source" (code for B.Coop's weekend publicist) said, "Until Renée, Bradley had a reputation as a ladies' man and a heartbreaker, but he seems so happy with her. They prefer to stay in rather than hang out at show- business parties, and he has already introduced her to his parents."
Everything's going according to plan so far. Meet the fake love of your life, fake date them for a while and move into a fake love nest with them. After that, you fake marry them and then have a fake baby with them! B. Coop and Squinty have definitely been reading "Tommy Girl's Barber Shop Handbook."
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Publicity stunt.
I would believe this would work if we were in the 50s but I seriously doubt anyone can think this is a good idea if either one of them are in fact gay, which is why I don't think this is happening. Did coming out kill Sir Ian Mackellen's career?
I am dead set against about calling anyone gay just because the way they look. To me, nothing screams gay about them any more than it could say heterosexual, and the so-called gaydar is a bunch of bullshit a person uses to reflect their insecurities upon others.
So what if he dabbled in the peen or she pinched clitties for a while? The most likely scenario is that they're simply heteroflexible, then again there's a little of that in all of us.
Submitted by NativeNYker on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 2:42pm
I didn't think about it that way. Good point.
Besides, I like Renee but how do you go from Jennifer Esposito to Zellweger? She's dated some rockers in her day so maybe she does have a wild side but in real life she seems so bland and low key.
This sounds like the quintessential hookup for a man looking to raise his visibility by attaching himself to a more famous a-lister! But on the other hand, good for her! He's hotness.
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And why do actresses have to be cookie-cutter, hm? Kathy Bates and Meryl Streep are two outstanding actresses with unconventional looks. RZ is a great actress with a killer clothes-rack bod, and she seems to be a regular small-town TX girl. It's disappointing that she's relegating herself to being a beard. BCoop screams "gay" with jazz hands.
plenty of walk-in closets....PERFECT~
Wasn't this a blind item?
It's not so obvious in pictures but in real life, Zellweger's face looks like a deflated whoopee cushion. This story is a sham.
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What publicist worth her salt says "show business parties"? Give me a friggin' break.
I seriously doubt this story..I'll believe it when one of them admits it..I haven't seen a pic of these two for a while..they may not even be together anymore!!!
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I don't get it. As a long time NYC resident it's common knowlege Bcoop is gay. So i understand Mike (who I adore and will marry tomorrow) lauging at this joke of beardom. I'm a strong beleiver in live and let live, personal business-own business and all. BUT I have to say, I really getting tired of all the shams. Taylaut. Zakfron. Jackmeoff. It's really getting tuff to take when they could help the cause (FU NYC and the gay marraige fukdom, World need to wake up) Thanks for listening all. Happy Holidays!
Bradley Cooper... Yeah, I'd let him hit me. I'd let him anger-fuck me. Afterward, I'd toss him his clothes and tell him I had to go do some repairs to my roof.
*ducks, runs*
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What exactly about him screams gay to anyone of you? Are you kidding me? He couldnt be more hetero. He might have very bad taste in women and fucking miss piggie zellweger might force him turn away pussy one day once and for all, but he aint gay now.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
and THIS:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/czj_young.jpg
SMURFY: Gold! But I would go with more gold than yellow. It goes great with metallic, IMO.
CZJ bores me to death. She always holds back, and it's not appealing. I prefer actresses that are more "alive." And look at this mess:
http://www.theinsider.com/news/410819_How_Catherine_Zeta_Jones_s_face_ha...
he's supposed to be gay? is she supposed to be gay too, or is she just a professional beard?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Heh. I guess all the stories about Cooper's affair with Victor Garber have gotten a little too public. I'm wondering why Squinty is consenting to this, -- I mean, it's obvious that Reese Witherspoon was tired after Phillipe and wanted a break, and that Katie Holmes wanted money and a career, but what does Zellweger have to gain from being a beard? I suppose him being younger and cute makes her look younger and cuter, and that's probably enough.
This is so transparent, though. The publicists are working for their bonuses for sure.
I don't know who has worst taste in men, Squinty or Jen Aniston. If they're not dating gay men they're going with known manwhores.
Gay marriage is legal now?
When there done having sex do they roll off one another and puke?
Marrying Gay Guys is fun...Beats having to deal with the Tiger Woods fall=out.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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Sometimes get Bradley confused with Oprah's gay muse, Nate Berkus.
I don't find either one of them to be attractive. How is it that Renee Zellweger can open up her eyes in movies, but can't do it in real life? And also Bradley Cooper freaks me out because his eyes are wayyyy too close together or they just look kind of rapey or something.
What the fuck does he want with this pig-faced assface Renee Zellweger? Brad Cooper is so hot and waaay too good for this stupid bitch.
How come always dumb, cunty bitches get the good ones...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
_so Renee is fine with smelling dick on bradley's lips but wasn't fine with smelling it on chesney's lips?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
2 gays in denial
walk into a bar....
I love Renee Z as an actress. Loved her in Bridget Jones, Jerry Maguire and there was this one movie with Meryl Streep & Bill Hurt that she was amazing in.
She does look 100% better thought with weight on her.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 5:18pm.
Yeah, he does smell nice! SO important!
I had to let 2 of my lovers go (location and other issues), so I might just add this one now ;) Let's see how this goes.
Must be careful not to like him too much...oooh! :D
you're so dead on mk...he's totally gay...
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Good luck Mother Superior!! It's always nice when a man is lovely and can talk to you. Does he smell good? Hmmmmm. *runs to smell hubby's neck*
The bun with some tumble-down locks is nice too, if you have "in-the-way" hair. I can't put my hair up anymore since I got it cut in a Posh bob, which I miss.
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Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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Squinty looks better with more poundage. I wonder who set up this fake romance. I guess Jennifer Aniston passed on being Bradley's beard.
Angel- I got it copied in an email. I just have to figure out how to transfer it to my files. You can take it down though, I do have a copy, just am feelin dumb cuz I forgot how to do shit on this laptop.
I got it though!
Thanks. I feel so festive!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:36pm.
The latest on Tiger Woods saga:
From Miami Herald : "Tiger Woods hired high-priced prostitutes several times from a well-known Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, who told the New York Post she sent at least 4 escorts on pay-for-sex dates at least 6 times from 2006 to 2007 - for a total fee of $60,000.
Gloria Alred is representing yet another alleged Tiger's lover, a Jane Doe in her 40s."
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So, it's probably safe to say Tiger had at least 100 women in the past 1-2 years.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 5:08pm.
Mother S: Hair down, contacts. Go get 'em!!!
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Hair down looks nicer....but it's always 'in the way'. Got rather long hair. Maybe when I need the hair band I can quickly put the mane into a bun or something.
I agree on the contacts. He knows me with glasses anyway.
Oh, he's IS lovely! :D
don't know why but I get major lesbo vibes from squinty...
no me jodas!
"OT: I say CZJ deserved her Oscar more than Renee Zellwegger did for Stone Cold Mountain."
No question. Renee Zellwegger is fairly talented, but I was cringing over her 'Oscar winning' performance. Blech. I didn't care for the movie 'Chicago', but CZJ was definitely the best part of it, and absolutely deserved to win. I also loved Lucy Liu's cameo, but other than that movie was just OK for me. I never finished 'Cold Mountain'.
"*Dies, goes to hell, resucites, goes buy this shoes*" That was YOU I saw down there?
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Mother S: Hair down, contacts. Go get 'em!!!
OnT: Squinty McLemonface and B. Coop. Hmmm. I can't get a ladyboner over this couple. They both give me the ZZZZZZZ's in a major way.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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There are WAY too many David Lettermans in here...icons that is. You are confusing the blonde girl.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Thanks, lil_ras:)
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@ David Letterman
Can you copy it by clicking on the picture with the right side of your mouse and then clicking on "save as" ? Then it goes into your personal files. Then from your personal files you could upload it into DListed. It takes only a few seconds.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:45pm.
Yes Ras, I have tried to copy but it won't do it. I am gonna try again!
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HAY! I made this for you! Take it!
Or I can send it .... somewhere...maybe you can pick it up off somewheres....
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:45pm.
Yes Ras, I have tried to copy but it won't do it. I am gonna try again!
Thanks David...it's tomorrow! :D
Y'all invited! Bring your own camping chair, I only have a 2-seater and two Ikea chairs. And a cowhide on the floor. Moo.
@ David Letterman
Do you see angel_i with the avatar of David Letterman in a Santa hat? Copy it for your own avatar, because angel_i also needs to put Santa hat on LuxLuv after she's done with you.
Happy Holidays! Weeeeeeeeeeee! :-)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM SUPERIOR!
The latest on Tiger Woods saga:
From Miami Herald : "Tiger Woods hired high-priced prostitutes several times from a well-known Hollywood madam Michelle Braun, who told the New York Post she sent at least 4 escorts on pay-for-sex dates at least 6 times from 2006 to 2007 - for a total fee of $60,000.
Gloria Alred is representing yet another alleged Tiger's lover, a Jane Doe in her 40s."
THis post is still here!! arrrgh
Mother Superior: Happy birthday!!
I'll join ya with the drinkies in a bit.
Ima go pick up my movies I rented and then head to the grocery store..((somehow there is always this magnetic field to a certain aisle...lots of happy drinks there)) back in a bit
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
My kitchen tap: Hot is cold and cold is hot. Identity crisis???