Saturday, December 12th 2009
This Still Needs More Photoshop
Someone must have fucked with Playboy's calendar, because they still seem to think the year is 1999. Was Qwueen on the Scene not available or something?! Bring us the chichis of '09, Playboy!
Tara's Playboy cover could be used to facilitate a vasectomy, so not even in the deepest darkest dungeon of my imagination can I imagine what the inside spread is going to look like. They're going to need to pull some Avatar shit on her.
Although, I can't fully hate (yes, I can) on Tara Reid since she's flashing what she's gotta flash in order to make some keg money. Shit, Playboy probably paid her with a keg.
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How do we know Tara is not still screwed up from the hack job plastic surgery?? Playboy photoshops everything to the point that everyone's body looks flawless- and they will photoshop her too. I have a feeling she needs the money more than anything.
Notorious? I'll give this bitch one thing...she gets knocked down and keeps getting back up. No shame whatsoever...
OH wow "they chewed her up and spit her out"....yes, Tara would have been the next Elizabeth Taylor had she only steered clear of the bottle! What a Hollywood tragedy!
from Marilyn Monroe, to Pam Anderson, to Tara Reid?? I guess some men will jerk off to anything.
Gah. *eyeroll*
Out of all the ho's in the world, they pick this one?? Who the hell wants to see HER nekkid? And you know the airbrush team had to work overtime to get her nasty stomach to look normal. Gross!
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
The best she can do for her career right now is join the cast of MTVJersey Shore.
that's Tara alright, but that's not Tara's offensive stomach
Submitted by LuxLuv on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 9:46am.
"Inquiring minds wanna know: What is with the orange skin? Couldn't the Photoshop Phairies do a little something about THAT at least?"
It's an addiction. I've seen it with hair extensions, too. They start out looking normal with hair slightly longer and/or thicker and the next thing you know it's Lady Fucking Godiva time.
Same thing with the tanning. They got a little golden and then lost their damn minds. They just can't get dark enough. They have no idea that in the history of the world no homo sapiens were ever that color.
Collagen lipped abusers share the same affliction.
A little is never enough. Addictive personalities manifesting in odd and ugly ways physically.
Inquiring minds wanna know: What is with the orange skin? Couldn't the Photoshop Phairies do a little something about THAT at least?
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"God make me good. But not yet."
In my opinion she looks desperate and used and scared. I actually feel bad for this one. They chewed her up and spit her out with a vengence and quickly too.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Coffy73,
Notorious is not a compliment necessarily, although to her, it probably is. It has negative conotations. Here you go....
Notorious Definition at Dictionary.com
widely and unfavorably known: a notorious gambler. ... publicly or generally known, as for a particular trait: a newspaper that is notorious for its sensationalism. ...
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Tara Reid? What, Phoebe Price wasnt available?
Good Lord.. USED. OWNED.
Sexy in a day shift stripper @ Hooters kind of way.
smells of chicken wings, Charlie perfume and desperation.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Christ, the least they could have done was erase that belly overhang.
If this is the caliber of hag Playboy is slapping on their cover, I give the magazine TWO more issues before they fold.
Cold dead eyes..
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 3:34am.
woohoo!.. if ya haven't heard it, i highly recommend "Obscured by Clouds"... love it!
OT: The Floyd beats Tara Reid
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I know "Obscured by Clouds” and love it too!
You have excellent taste in music.
Indeed the Floyds do! :D
It's been a long day. I wish I could stay and talk music. Maybe another night?
Goodnight ESE!
have a happy, Italics!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by Italics on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 3:29am.
woohoo!.. if ya haven't heard it, i highly recommend "Obscured by Clouds"... love it!
OT: The Floyd beats Tara Reid
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
ESE, have a joyful holiday season.
Goodnight!
That was good, LOL!
ESE, your name inspired me to upload Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon on my iPod. Thanks!
Submitted by Italics on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 3:21am.
ESE
Don’t forget the complimentary mint on the pillow!
that AND an interview with P Doofy?!... where do i order?!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Oh...Tara’s massive double issue!
Is that what we’re calling them now? ;)
Fresh coffee helped!
ESE
Don’t forget the complimentary mint on the pillow!
so... the purpose of buying this would be the coupon for a free shrimp cocktail and a $5 chip to play the tables, right?
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
I'm at a loss for words! ~:o
Julie Christie - still got it (in her own way), if you can appreciate that. Yeah, she's *old*, but I will say it again, the woman can still WALK that *sexay way*. I can only hope I'll have that if I reach her age.
I really don't keep up too much with what's current on the Playboy front. Should I? It's just not really relevant(sp?) to my life. But I'll give to Hef, HE's livin' The Life. But he paid his dues, worked his ass off, so he deserves it. Whatever the Hef wants, let him have it. It'll be a VERY sad day when the Hef finally goes on to that big mansion in the sky.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen 12/12/09 5:21p.m.
I agree. Why can't there be a variety of women - instead of blonde only - like back in the day? I remember one in 1979 named Sylvie Garant from Canada. She was breath taking. I wished I looked like her, and to this day I still do.
Oh well, times change and not always for the better.
@ Centaurious
Massive double tissue = two-ply toilet paper.
Hef's daughter, Christie no longer runs Playboy. They brought in some young, white dude in his early 40s to run the show. And his young teenage sons, Marston & Cooper are kinda, sorta interested in the magazine.
If they took over the magazine today, they'd "want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s -- kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel."
They are going to revitalize the Playboy clubs again along with the clothing, key chains, glasses, etc and their infamous jackets. They have some on the west coast. I've heard the one in Vegas is just AMAZING!! AWESOME! Eventually, they want younger men and the clubs are supposed to come East & Midwest over the next few years.
Tara Reid looks good considering that most of the photos of her have been in some drunken state across all 50 states & throughout Europe in a prone position. I'm just shocked she's standing up and can sit up . . . on her own.
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I saw that twat hanging out in front of Amoeba Records in Hollywood about 6 months ago -- smking cigs and basically just looking HIDEOUS.
Honestly, my tummy felt queasy when i saw her.
sure to sell at least one copy to Tara...yech..Playboy has gone down hill for real...
Shouldn't that read MASSIVE DOUBLE TISSUE?
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
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@Manimal5:
*BANG!*
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
What's next? Stefani Germanotta showing off her disco stick to the world? YUCK!
The "Notorious" Tara Reid"!? What the hell is she notorious for or did they just need some nice words for the cover?
TEAM TARA there I said it. Shoot me. I still think she looks hot!
Hef is prolly kicking himself for not giving the Ho(lly) a baby. She was totally in the business of bringing Playboy back. She was really interested in bringing in more women of colour and women from more diverse backgrounds. And she was really committed to it, too. And now she's gone and SEE?! Ugh.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:59pm.
Fair call my Tigger, fair call. Teh truckstop hooker works hard and only brings they fugly bits out in parking lots. It were wrong of me. Tara-whorous Rex needs an inanimate object for comparison, somethin that wouldn't be embarrased to be compared to her... but what's hideously overtanned and surgically deformed enough?? Imma construct my own Frankenstinian creature and you tell me if it's close...
*takes one lumpy baked tater, puts on Kim Kolziac wig, inserts butchered tupperware tittays, adds some of them crazy googly eyez you get from craft stores, beats tater with a meat pounder, pokes hole in tater and sticks a ciggie in*
There! Whaddaya think?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by jengirl on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:07pm.
why is she orange?
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Orange is the new white....
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And, apparently, truckstop stripper is the new black.
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Oh, now 2 Cent, dontchu be so mean up in here, comparin' Tara Reid to truck stop hookers like you done did????...Why you gotta do truck stop hookers like dat????? ;-)...They ain't no 'scuse....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is such a nasty little drunk fuckpig. Only thing left for her is to do porn with Lohan.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by jengirl on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:07pm.
why is she orange?
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Orange is the new white....
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And, apparently, truckstop stripper is the new black.
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Submitted by jengirl on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:07pm.
why is she orange?
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Orange is the new white....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
why is she orange?
It would appear that Playboy is more desperate than Tara.
Bleach blond weave, fake tits and hilariously bad photoshopping. That's all it takes to get on a Playboy cover? Not hot.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 7:46pm.
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Thanks, little_rascal. Colour me shocked. NOT!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 7:46pm.
"Tiger's mistress Rachel Uchitel is in talks with Playboy". ;-)
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Aaaack!! I take back any positive thoughts about tiger hos on PB! That magazine is just out of steam, totally.
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@ Chirio
Ewwwwwww, those photos of Tara Reid are so GROSS! Her skin is so saggy!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:58pm.
He's not much better Madam! I can see him totally rubbin one off to this cover while he's packin his shit out of his office at NBC, cuz he needs the fuck fired for his piece of crap "I am so desperate to be edgy" show!
I don't doubt it. His crazy eyes must drive his guests nuts. I've only watched his show once ... the snippet that appeared on the very first episode of "My Name is Earl."
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