India's New Savior Returns To America
The Patron Saint of 8-Balls, Mother LiLo, swept into LAX yesterday after returning from her 10-second trip to India, where she has already made enemies.
LiLo went to India to shoot a documentary with the BBC on child trafficking. She knows all about this since she was raised by the two of the biggest child traffickers in the US.
About 5 hours after she arrived in India, LiLo Tweeted that she had saved the lives of 40 children in just one day. LiLo later queefed on her Twatter: "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time.... hope everyone can see that."
It's true that a bunch of kids in India were saved that day. Saved from looking at LiLo's haggard face, because she wasn't even in the country at the time the police raided several child slave shops Bitch lied about saving children just so she could get a little publicity. White Oprah's heart just beamed for the first time DECADES.
One of India's leading social activists, a man who goes by the singular name of Bhuwan, wants to fist LiLo in the teeth for taking credit for the raid. Bhuwan told The Telegraph that it took 2 months to plan the raid and he didn't appreciate LiLo claiming that she saved the world in the time it takes her nose to suck up a line. He added, "She was not even in the country when this raid happened. We'll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers ... Would Lohan know where these workshops are?"
A spokesbitch for the BBC issued this statement regarding the allegations that LiLo lied lied LIED: ""Lindsay Lohan has just completed filming in India for a BBC Three project on child trafficking. We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation. She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking - the subject of the programme."
If I was the spokeswhore of the BBC, I would've taken five steps away from LiLo and issued this simple statement: "Harpo, who dis woman?"
Here's more of LiarLo at LAX yesterday proving that she was in India by showing off the spicy curry ass lips on her face.
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Lohan needs to go away. All of them.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:57pm.
@Italics
i like it!... reminds me of Jeff Healey(RIP)!
see ya later!
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I’m glad you liked it! :)
Jeff Healey was wonderful.
Later!
Thanks, MK! Phrew! Only needed one six letter Indian word on a crossword puzzle today. "Bhuwan," fit perfectly. You saved my life just like Fuckles here saved those kids!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
@Italics
i like it!... reminds me of Jeff Healey(RIP)!
see ya later!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:40pm.
ESE, I replaced the link.
You may not like the song but that‘s fine.
Have fun tonight!
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i'm on it, but then i have to go defeather parrots for the use of absolutely nothing... that's just the kind of helper i am!!
i'll check it out before i go... see ya all later!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
ESE, I replaced the link.
You may not like the song but that‘s fine.
Have fun tonight!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 3:46am.
Aahahaha, this takes the cake.
http://lohanhouse.com/
Shhhh!
We should whisper. The house is haunted by dead careers. Spooky! ;)
This waste of space has just reached a new low. Shame on her!
GET THIS ONE OUT OF HERE
Documentary my ASS. Lindsay is a drug mule just like Jolie
DIRTY NEEDLES FOR ALL THE STARVING ORPHANS!!! LINDS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED TO SAVE YOU ALL!!!!!!
This girl is not attractive or talented. Plus - hasn't made any good movies.....or MANY movies.....but she gets so much media coverage. Why??? Why in the world do they waste their time on her.......
ESE shared beautiful lyrics from Pink Floyd’s Wots...Uh The Deal. So what did I do in response? I said thank you (of course) then passed ESE (and anyone else who unwittingly opened the deleted link) the equivalent of two tin cans connected by a gnawed string to listen to a relatively unknown song by a talented slide guitarist! :P
I’m sorry I didn’t listen to the audio quality on the video before saying goodnight. It was so bad no one would guess Sonny Landreth’s “The Road We’re On” was a nominee for the 2004 Grammy Award for Best Contemporary Blues Album.
You know what they say…
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try last.fm!
(Play the album version in the right side column not the video)
All About You
http://www.last.fm/music/Sonny+Landreth/_/All+About+You
P.S.
I’ll pretest links and share less obscure artists in the future.
The BBC has become a joke. By hiring this trick they have made a mockery of a real & sad situation, that is happening in many countries to children. It make me mad! Your the BBC try to do a good job
Aahahaha, this takes the cake.
http://lohanhouse.com/
I especially like the "Latest News" section, where it talks about Ali Lohan being accepted into Ford Models ENDURSEMENT division. HAHAHA!! How adequite.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:47am.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:02am.
Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund
http://www.audreyhepburn.com/
Because...
I hope Audrey Hepburn’s humanitarian legacy endures for many years.
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Thank you for the background on that. That's pretty awesome.
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You’re welcome angel_i!
Yes, Audrey Hepburn was an exceptional woman!
Well, it’s time to call it a night!
Sweet dreams everyone!
this cunt needs to GO!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:46am.
OMG! I'm still up! that's bad.
that'll teach ya to mainline coffee while snorting pixy stix!
alright, i'm really gone now!
OT: nope, not bothering
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:44am.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:38am.
What would you think of using an open post for a music night?
i would think that i'd be there... then my liver would go on strike... so, really and truly... i'm up for it... my liver has done nothing for me since the mid 90's... pfft.. quitter
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I’ll be here for music and drinks next weekend!
I hope everyone joins the fun. :)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:39am.
the topic is Lohan?!?!... geebus, i'm in deeper shit than i thought!
OT: cocaine... oxy.... screwing for fame/money... let's not forget that i still don't care
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(Sorry) LOL!
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Humming quietly...highlighting the link...delete!
That’s much better! ;)
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:02am.
Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund
http://www.audreyhepburn.com/
Because...
I hope Audrey Hepburn’s humanitarian legacy endures for many years.
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Thank you for the background on that. That's pretty awesome.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
see ya, p-80!
i gotta work on the further adventures of ESE writing another letter, folks..
*edited*.. oh, yeah.. OT: Lindsay sucks... and for the right price, i'm sure she swallows
see ya all later!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:22am.
the look on her face does not say: "I just saved some children"... it says: "Damnit! I just sucked off 30 Indian businessmen and all I got was a plane ticket home"
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LOL! Trudat.
OMG! I'm still up! that's bad.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:38am.
What would you think of using an open post for a music night?
i would think that i'd be there... then my liver would go on strike... so, really and truly... i'm up for it... my liver has done nothing for me since the mid 90's... pfft.. quitter
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
MUAAAAAAAAAAH !
YA'LL
OFF TO BED
LOVE
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:37am.
Hey Hey Peachy you like my hair?
MARGE!!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:37am.
Hey Hey Peachy you like my hair?
*preens*
*primps*
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THAT'S HAWT !!!!!!!
TITS CHU KRAAAAAAAAAZY !
OKAY I REALLY NEED TO SLEEP YA'LL
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:33am.
the topic is Lohan?!?!... geebus, i'm in deeper shit than i thought!
OT: cocaine... oxy.... screwing for fame/money... let's not forget that i still don't care
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
What would you think of using an open post for a music night? We could all share music we love. My music preferences are pretty eclectic.
Hey Hey Peachy you like my hair?
*preens*
*primps*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:23am.
wait, do i still have to do an on-topic?... yeah, like that's gonna happen
Hi ESE!
Thank you!
Oh and not a chance.
Especially when the topic is Lohan!
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:18am.
hi, Italics!
just for fun...
"Heaven sent the promised land
Looks alright from where I stand
Cause I'm the man on the outside looking in
Waiting on the first step
Show where the key is kept
Point me down the right line because it's time
To let me in from the cold
Turn my lead into gold
Cause there's chill wind blowing in my soul
And I think I'm growing old
Flash the readies
Wot's...uh the deal?
Got to make to the next meal
Try to keep up with the turning of the wheel.
Mile after mile
Stone after stone
Turn to speak but you're alone
Million mile from home you're on your own
So let me in from the cold
Turn my lead into gold
Cause there's chill wind blowing in my soul
And I think I'm growing old
Fire bright by candlelight
And her by my side
And if she prefers we will never stir again
Someone said the promised land
And I grabbed it with both hands
Now I'm the man on the inside looking out
Hear me shout "Come on in,
What's the news and where you been?"
Cause there's no wind left in my soul
And I've grown old"
wait, do i still have to do an on-topic?... yeah, like that's gonna happen
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
ESE LOL!!!!!!!!!
thank you italics , good night !
see you tomorrow !
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:04am.
i wish all a really nice night.
Same to you, peaches!
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:14am.
i get free cookies from p-80!... this is the moment i've been waiting for.... i can now tell that insolent bitch of a kid outside my grocery store to screw her and her trip to Disneyland!
OT: do i really have to do this?!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
ESE
you don't need to buy them , i will give them to you for free !
you know that
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:10am.
well, as long as you're girl scout promising... can i buy a box of thin mints?!LOL!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
ESE!
i promise !
girl scout promise !
nighty , muah
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:04am.
behind this keyboard i feel free to say and do as i please and i will continue to do so
promise?... i wouldn't want you to be any other way!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund
http://www.audreyhepburn.com/
Because...
I hope Audrey Hepburn’s humanitarian legacy endures for many years.
why are her teeth all crusty and such? They look really yellow. Must be the curry.
By stark contrast, Lindsay Lohan’s behavior is contemptuous!
The Guardian’s satirical article, “What has India done to deserve Lindsay Lohan?” is well-written and remarkably funny. It’s a rarity to read phrases such as: “intellectual and creative bankruptcy of modern culture,“...“A Passage to Idiot,”...“Peaches Geldof's Beginner's Guide to Islam” and “her Twitter feed – live from India - has the flavour of a lobotomised captain's log” woven together with other memorable phrases. The article culminates with a list of questions for BBC3 press office. The most important question was, “Are you now providing an image-laundering services for starlets whose careers are in foreclosure, in which impoverished subcontinentals are co-opted to play supporting roles?
I highly recommend reading it!
http://bit.ly/6W87H6
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 5:25pm.
She thinks she's Angelina Jolie, who thinks she's Audrey Hepburn. I miss Audrey Hepburn.
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I miss Audrey Hepburn too.
She was a beloved woman and extraordinary humanitarian.
During WWII, Hepburn was a fragile, malnourished child who witnessed aspects of the Nazi’s Final Solution. The horror of her childhood experiences, subsequent liberation by Allied Forces and the arrival of aid from the United Nations Relief and Rehabilitation Administration gave birth to her lifelong dedication to work on behalf of children. In 1992 (one year before she passed away), she was awarded the U.S. Presidential Medal of Freedom in honor of work as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador. Hepburn’s profound impact on children’s lives continues nearly 17 years after she was laid to rest.
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Audrey Hepburn Auction - Givenchy Buys Givenchy
Posted Dec 11th 2009 at 11:57AM by Lesley Kennedy
Audrey Hepburn's chantilly lace dress and jacket by Givenchy. Photo: Kerry Taylor Auctions And the highest bidder on Audrey Hebpurn's stunning black Givenchy cocktail dress is ... Givenchy.
How appropriate. The fashion house shelled out $97,542 for its own haute couture chantilly lace dress and matching jacket at the London Audrey auction, on which we previously reported, featuring 36 Hepburn dresses.
The ensemble was worn by Hepburn in 1966's "How to Steal a Million," and was estimated to fetch between $25,000 and $34,000.
Held by Kerry Taylor Auctions and Sotheby's, the auction raised more than $430,000 in total. Half of the net sale proceeds from the auction will be donated to the Audrey Hepburn Children's Fund and Unicef for their joint venture All Children in School which aims to provide 115,000,000 children worldwide, not currently in school, with a basic education.
http://bit.ly/4stDIR
"IMO 80% of what these people are going through is because they refuse to help themselves and the other 20% is their government refuses to help them. I know some of you will slam me for saying that but I'm entitled to my opinion."
Wow. You obviously know nothing about India, like hmm, I dunno...the caste system, rampant poverty, corrupt politicians who make Bush look like a saint, religious friction. Indians don't do it to themselves. Most kids in slums find it impossible to get an education. Many city schools don't even teach English, and what's a child to do when mom is struggling to survive, and the child is old enough to work (like 5 years old). India is NOT America, and even in America, there is a rigid class system that is a barrier for many people in terms of access to education, proper housing, jobs, etc. And that's not just an issue during a recession. The New York Times did a whole series on the American class system and its rigid standards. But whatever, point being, you don't know India. As an Indian living in America, I believe I can attest to that. Read a book or something before making such a ridiculous comment.
the look on her face does not say: "I just saved some children"... it says: "Damnit! I just sucked off 30 Indian businessmen and all I got was a plane ticket home"
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 11:13pm.
Peaches:
I love McCall Smith, too! Have you ever read The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs by him? Oh, it is hilarious. It's about this professor of Portuguese from Germany. By mistake he gets sent to Arkansas to deliver a lecture about dachshunds to veterinary students. I'm part German and from Arkansas, so I loved it of course. Oh, and I meant to tell you that I have this really cool children's book that is a poem by Maya Angelou illustrated with Basquiat paintings! Love it!
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omg , thank you i will check maya angelou poem !
i am dying , such lovely suggestions !
thank you
have a good night
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 11:59pm.
I read everything Jon Gosselin!
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Then you decided he was a turkey, right?:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Alright Angel I'm out...thanks for the link, I love Nicole! Goodnight
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the end...
I read everything Jon Gosselin!
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 12/13/2009 - 11:50pm.
@ Angel, alas you're probably right...sadness...I'm off to bed, have a good night!
edited to add: thanks Angel, now I've got to stay up to look at the pics...lol!
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LOL! SoR-RaY!
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."