Hot Slut Of The Day!
No, this is not one of the Kardashians without make-up and Photoshop (THEY WISH). This is Bülent Ersoy, the Carmen de Mairena of Turkey!
Bülent is Turkey's official trans flower. She is not only a gay icon in Turkey, but she's also an actress and singer of traditional classic Turkish music. Bülent was already a semi-big star in Turkey when she got her giblets snipped off in 1981. Soon after that, the government started banning her performances, but don't try to wrestle with a fresh new tranny on hormones. She fought back and eventually was able to perform in her own country again.
As for her personal life, Bülent has tried her vagina at marriage a couple of times. The first one didn't work out, because he got caught with a call girl.
Today, Bülent is a judge on a reality show called Popstar Alaturka. She wanted to release an album this year, but she knows that IN THIS ECONOMY people aren't even trying to spend their coins on classical music. Even classical music sung by a unicorn dipped in liquid rhinestones.
Below is a short clip from Popstar Alaturka of Bülent, who is just like Simon Cowell but with smaller titties, and her Twidildo microphone. Bülent looks like a former child pageant queen who never let go, but she has the voice of a Turkish pepaw who will give you hell for letting your dog pee in front of his apartment building (I'm speaking from experience). It's a hot combination:
(For Deniz)
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I lived in Turkey 20 years ago for 3 years and Bulent Ersoy was a huge star then and Im overjoyed to see that shes still strutting around.
Btw-I love Turkey-awesome country and people!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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I have to say how AWESOME this blog is and how much you cheer me up every single day when I read this, plus you are really high on my list for bringing the FABULOUS Carmen de Mairena to the attention of US audiences. As someone who is half-Spanish and lived in Spain, I know that she is one of our most important exports (no, it's not Penelope).
thank you MK for this deliciosa trannyho du jour, totally made my day!
What in the holy 'gro bir erkek veya bir kadın' hell is that?
The photo makes me physically ill. What a stomach turner.
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Auri sacra fames
don't try to wrestle with a fresh new tranny on hormones
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Very VERY good advice!
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
"but don't try to wrestle with a fresh new tranny on hormones." -MK
Hell to the naw! LMAOOOOOOOO
Fellow Turkish Dlisters will get a kick out of this:
Once she farted on air while judging the Popstars show.
I now leave you with a glamorous fart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isWay0V4WjU
Is this Ashley Dupree's twin?
Octomom has a twin!
LA, Breakdown is NOT in Turkey! So what's your point?
Breakdown, you need to be here in LA or in NYC. I'm worried about you. Istanbul? C'mon, Turkish prisons are scary. You be careful, my love, hear me?
Hekki:
Yes, Athens. And it is the dirtiest city I have ever come across in the EU.
It is BEYOND foul and rank on the streets.
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This slut bears a resemblence to Octoslut.
The Breakdown: You're in Athens? Cause it sounds like you're in NYC!
On topic, this trick's cheekbone implants are succumbing to gravity.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:50am.
Submitted by queequeg on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:27am.
as another turkish dlister, i wanna give a gift to you all. watch this music video of hers from years ago where she flirts with a guy and jumps around like a high school girl. warning: this is really funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oupbh80nZ8E&feature=related
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this deserves a repeat!!
Oh mah gad! Imagining what the lyrics might be...
Me Merc broke down on a dusty streeet
And wouldn't you know I'm wearing white
Here comes a bloke in a big old ute
Everythings gonna be aaaaaallllright
In the heat of the moment, I forgot to take out my phone and snap these police officer's photos. That is the reason I bought one with a camera!
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*laughing at Uncle Brain-fart's comment*
I'm out. I have to go look at something that looks just like Uncle BF's avie. Back to work.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
BREAKY come back to the USA we LOVE everybody! Even Adam Lambert, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Well Breakdown, you go on and get your lil party on and chill out, baby. I'd be some kinda fucked up too if that happened to me.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:39am
i told ya that carrying a passport stating your name as: "I.P. Freely" was gonna get you into trouble, but no.. you wouldn't listen!
glad you're still kickin', Breakdown!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
lol MK, I'm turkish too and you made my day! I adore you :)
AWWWWW, I love the turkish language...Too bad all i still remember is 'fuck you', 'fuck your mother' and 'come to my dick"......
This Gem and Harald need to have Love-child stat!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:39am
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Wow. Be careful. I would freak out...and be in an Athens prison. You must be a pretty collected cat.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by queequeg on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:27am.
as another turkish dlister, i wanna give a gift to you all. watch this music video of hers from years ago where she flirts with a guy and jumps around like a high school girl. warning: this is really funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oupbh80nZ8E&feature=related
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this deserves a repeat!!
it's like the turkish version of britney and adnan!!!
don't know about the tweety bird with someone who has a head that large!!
i think mk went with the other vid because of the fluffy white arm things.
edit to correct wrong clip/quote
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
I was already warned before I stepped foot in Greece to have my passport on me at all times in case something like this happened.
Luckily I did. Unlucky for them is that I am not African, because as soon as they figured that out they were trying to leave the scene.
How often is it that you have to call the police ON the police?
This is so rampant in Europe and the bad thing is that most people of color here have no recourse because alot of them here are illegal.
I need a joint now!
brb
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BREAKDOWN THEY WERE JUST JELLIS H*TERS MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Breakdown, good thing you weren't running around in that freaky Fetish Ball dress (I know you wouldn't do that--kidding). Sorry to hear about all that! That's fucked up! Seriously, are you alright???
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:39am.
I am in Athens:
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WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S HORRIBLE. I'M SORRY.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jesus, Triston. I hope you can find some recourse. That is totally wrong.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
O.k., I bit, I clicked on Queequeg's link, just about spewed my coffee all over the monitor! Too funny. She's got's some big ol' MAN-hands, that's for sure. Mitts.
*looks worriedly down at own hands*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I am in Athens:
I get up this morning to go to the post office and before I make it there, I am stopped on the street by these two cops.
So these bitches make me stand there, taunting me and shit until I finally pull out my passport and demand to speak to another officer in English, since they don't.
They bring over another policeman who also does not speak English and the three of them take turns trying to intimidate me and then they start asking me what my name is and where I am from as if this is a passport pop quiz.
I grab someone on the streets and ask them to call the police for me. One of the police officers takes my phone away from him and tells the police not to come.
So I take my phone, call again, and the operator won't send anyone. I ask for names and/or a number to file a complaint and they won't give it to me.
I go to two stations and I am physically denied entrance into the second one. I know they called again and told them to not even let me in to file.
I am right now contacting my Embassy because this shit is all kinds of foul and RAWNG.
The one day I decide not to wear couture I get stopped by the po-pos.
See, sluts?
Couture saves lives!
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Overfried ,overplumped,overplucked......
SNICKERS
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This is so Barf!
Hani bizim Sevdamiz video was great, but I prefer Bulgarian chalga singer Azis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBeLVoWgraQ
Seriously, Breakdown. You're living part time IN Turkey so your story is actually on topic.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
as another turkish dlister, i wanna give a gift to you all. watch this music video of hers from years ago where she flirts with a guy and jumps around like a high school girl. warning: this is really funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oupbh80nZ8E&feature=related
What kinda shizz is goin down NOW, Breakdown? Were all on pins and needles here. The fuck, man?
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Looking at this picture I suddenlt got a craving for a golden brown greasy butterball turkey... mmmmm
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:04am.
And I NEED an Open Post! I have been in the police station all day. These racist bitches!
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what the FUCK
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Breakdown- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Are you in trouble? Where are you?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 9:04am.
And I NEED an Open Post! I have been in the police station all day. These racist bitches!
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Now I need it, too. GOTTA hear about this!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
...Okay D-Listed is reaching out INTERNATIONALLY *say that in your best Jesse Jackson voice* *internationallah*......so haters back the hell up....*I'm talkin' to you Kim Lardassian...you know this is Kloe or what ever the fuck that giant freak of a sister's name is....*
I love glittery unicorns...mind you I might have to be tested for cataracts later....but I love sparkly things....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Yeah, I thought Octomom had gotten some more "beauty" treatments......
Seriously, that is SO disgusting. There are so many beautiful, talented people out there, and freaks get all the air time......
ahahahaha as a Turkish Dlister also called Deniz, this made my day. I love you MK. I wish this was a video where she sang that would have been even more loltastic.
david Letterman:
My tranny research stops before we cross the velvet rope!
And I NEED an Open Post! I have been in the police station all day. These racist bitches!
Security!
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Are you sure this isn't a picture of Nadya Suleman?
Holy fuck. I thought it was Octomom with a tan.
kim kardashian's face is swelling??
Jeezus! Do all the people in Turkey talk that slow, or just a hot slut trannies? Even with all that to look at in the video, I almost fell asleep waiting for the next word to come out.
Talk about overcoming adversity...good for her.
(All I can hear in my head is Ben Stein saying, 'Bulent? Bulent?...)
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