Monday, December 14th 2009

Who Needs Pants Anyway?

Oh, look! Tommy Girl put on his favorite drop 'em low glory hole jeans to party with Alien Princess RiRi. No...this is actually some chick from the UK girl group The Saturdays out with her friends in London the other night.

It is December, but pants are still optional. And really? Who needs them anyway? They just get in the way of everything. Take a tip from this trick right here. Just slip on a leather motorcycle diaper over your Tramp L'Oeil pantyhose and hit the streets. Let the cold winter air nip your bud.

Posted by: Michael K


moomarse's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:07pm.
I personally hate 'the look' of grown ass men with boxers up to their navel with their jeans hanging off their asses.

That is so fuckin' juvenile.

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cprincess's picture

What a ho- hey-love her shirt though and her hair color is really good!
God-I just noticed the dude is losing his pants and the effect of her outfit is somewhat marred by the run down her arse..

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Myntee's picture

It would probably help a lot if she didnt have a run in her panty hose and if the gusset wasn't hanging out the leg holes! I think when the crotch area of your pantyhose is showing, thats a good indication that you arent wearing enough pants!

Yeh the vagina-covering-area of her pantyhose that is showing is called a gusset i believe.

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Erika_Leigh28's picture

okaay first of I have no clue who these ppl are. Never heard of this band. I do like her hair though. The things u see on her crotch r indeed part of her pantyhose sort of like on control tops they r darker well some that aren't control tops have like underwear shape basically thicker and opaque material where ur crotch is. What is up with the dud though. White boys really shouldn't try and pass this "style" off especially white ENGLISH boys LOL he does it ALL wrong and looks like a moron

People, please don't miss the detail of the tattoo on his wrist, that says "a tattoo".

HoityToity's picture

That is the problem with kids today--doing things half-assed. If you gonna show your ass then bare it all, don't be fucking coy about it!

RichBitch's picture

That guy is such a monging twat. Do you think he knows?

MeThatsWho's picture

She really is an attention whore isn't she? IF CB hadn't hit her she would be gone by now.

IrishFury's picture

She looks like the dark haired chick from the Human League circa 1984.

The Saturdays are talentless, manufactured crap. And her ass is too big for that outfit.

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Vermithrax's picture

Vile.

sonne's picture

I think those crotch things are "wings" of the crotch part of her pantyhose. Tacky!!! It's bad enough we can see everything else but to see those too....aaahhhhh!!!! I hate this new development in whore fashion. The pants falling off the lame white guy's ass....meh. That style should have died years ago.

God will this pants-down thing ever go away? I have a friend who has a 16-year old son. He thinks he's gangsta with his boxers on display. After repeated warning from his mom, she finally just yanked them (and the undies) down in the Entertainment section of Wal-Mart. His junk, however, did not become a Blue Light special.

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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

RiRi wanabee?
Rhianna's style is jacked off from Kelis who jacked Grace Jones who jacked every lowrent electro pop band from the 70s-80s who had no money to afford velvet ropes around their necks so they were bubble wrap suits and free Vegas visors

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I personally hate 'the look' of grown ass men with boxers up to their navel with their jeans hanging off their asses.

That is so fuckin' juvenile.

And women swoon over this?

You deserve better and more, sluts!

Don't accept less!

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Is dude so drunk that he don't know his drawhs are falling down? Or is this the "look" now? I know I live in BFE, but hell.......its redicky looking

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:50am.

Real hookers should be up in arms because this wannabe is re-directing their cash flow!
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I'm angray! But becuz this girl group stole a hot Alison Moyet (Yazz, I guess) song. Bah!

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OMG i really thought that was Tom and Kate for a minute there (old hair Katie).

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No Words's picture

I am a grouchy old lady and I have to say it...they look like IDIOTS.

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Real hookers should be up in arms because this wannabe is re-directing their cash flow!

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Are those things along side her crotch (front view) her labia or are they "wings"?

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:19am.

That's what they're actually called.

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Oh that's sad.

CollinK's picture

Those appear to be two of the guys from the UK band McFly with that RiRi wannabe.

carefreea's picture

What a mong.

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crazyinjapan's picture

She's got a big ole runner in her nylons, straight down her right ass cheek. Nice.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL at Tonta - I'm 38... these kids today... pfft. AND GET OFF MY GODDAMM LAWN!
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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Jack,

Believe it or not I am under 40 and actually work in a youth based industry (I KNOW!!!!) but when I see these dickheads with their pants hanging down I wanna ask them if they wanna be buttfucked or something?? I mean is it a secret code like "I can hobble or jump as if in a 3 legged race" THATS USEFUL, WELL DONE!!!!hobble to the canal, fall in and see how well you swim with yr pants round yr f ing knees.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

tempokat's picture

Tramp L'Oeil?! Hahahahaha! Awesome sauce.

xerquina's picture

no Mk no! first gaga, then girls aloud and now the Saturdays.i liked not knowing about these people before you started posting about their pantlessness.

freshfacestripper's picture

LOL-guy stank undie.

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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:24am.

lol - whenever my son brings his friends home he tells them to make sure their pants ar UP. My wife is famous for telling teenagers to pull up their GD pants... she says 'the only people with their pants down around here get their fucking ass whipped' lolol and they usually pull em up quick.
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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Awfully sorry about the swearing but it just makes one awfully angry to see the youth of today displaying their undercrackers all willy nilly ...

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

tonta vodka van driver's picture

motherfukkkkeeerrrrrrs with their asses hanging out and their pants dropped make me wanna scream...."WHAT??? SHIT YOUR PANTS, AGAIN??" really really fucking loud.

Its bad enough when its some stupid prick but the other day i got out of the subway and some skank bitch had her batty crack on full display and I just wanated to scream "I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR SHIT CANYON RIGHT NOW THANK YOU"
In other news if you are gonna try and give it the big un like you think you are posh spice make sure your gusset isnt overhanging the leather pussy hammock you have no NO NO NO business waring.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

I'm so sick of this no-talent that I want to give her a Chris Brown beatdown. Enough already.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:09am

That's what they're actually called.

That skeezer Lily Allen and one of the Geldof girls wore them a few months ago and I guess all the high street hos are jumping on the bandwagon.

Personally I think it's hotter when people don't know you have the garters on and they get a little peek. Having them on full display makes you look like you'll give a handjob for a cheeseburger.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Who are these assholes anyway?

Attention whoredom knows no limit.

Chirio's picture

since this is a trash tag/post...Ashley Dupre is on the View...

Coma Caca!!
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louise_brooks's picture

Tramp L'Oeil- LMAO

This is why I love MK and Dlisted. It's the only place where I can go from making fun of the Lohans to making high brow art-related put downs.

KD's picture

Nobody wants to see sweaty undercrackers.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I wear my BRITCHES the same way
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KD's picture

Give pants a chance!

In with one guy, out with another. typical ho behavior.

Chirio's picture

this chick is a wannabe curvy POSH!
V2.5 C.P( Curvy Posh) is not available until the heavens collapse

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loozer's picture

I obviously have no problem with cute young dudes walking around in underwear, but I agree with Spicy. He should have worn something to accentuate his bubble butt. Somebody send him an Undergear catalog!
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

The guy looks like his ass is sweaty, maybe that's why he dropped his drawers?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

pfft... i haven't worn pants since 2006! where's my photo op?! mugshots don't count, people!

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Emeriesan's picture

When i first saw this, I thought "That must be from 1990" cuz it looks just like those skanky girls from back in the day who used to get shitty cheap transparent clothes from the market. The haircut is especially reminiscent and not in a stylish way.

Emeriesan's picture

When i first saw this, I thought "That must be from 1990" cuz it looks just like those skanky girls from back in the day who used to get shitty cheap transparent clothes from the market. The haircut is especially reminiscent and not in a stylish way.

snowpiece's picture

are those hose with built in stockings and garters????

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

big run?? like a kardashian suprise?
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SpiceDong's picture

he should have worn sexier briefs if he was going to pull that off...that rag he is wearing is neither revealing nor sexy...as for the tranny next to him, i did not know Depends had a pleather line in the UK.