Sienna Miller Disappoints Me
Sienna Miller has cum full circle and I don't like it. You know, I was fine with Sienna Miller giving Jude Law's penis an encore. Sometimes, a slut's vagina just needs to reminiscence with old friends. This, I understand. But Sienna isn't keeping it at that. No, The Sun claims Sienna is about to make Jude her live-in dick. Why must the master slut shame us so?!
Some source explained it like this: "Last week they put the wheels in motion to live together again. They have told staff that they are in love and will be moving back to London in the spring and they will be living together as a couple once again."
What makes this especially hurtful is that Jude didn't know if he was ready to make Sienna his full-time fuck partner again. Sienna CONVINCED him. Thinking about Sienna on her knees, using her mouth to beg Jude to move in with her instead of using her mouth to lick on his peen lips is like a karate chop to my soul.
How is Sienna's bull dozer vagina going to destroy happy homes when she's got a b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend under her roof?! Sienna, think of your reputation.
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Sienna needs to have Jude's baby ASAP. I actually like her.
all to distract his baby momma drama. where bitch been @????
I can't imagine why anyone would want either of these two worthless loozers right now. Blwch. They look like they need to start a chapter of Idoeveryfuckingthing Anonymous
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
They'll be broken up by the end of the month. She'll be fucking another married man before you know it.
I like Sienna. *runs away*
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Maybe Sienna is feeling the need to breed and combine their powerful slut DNA.
We all know Jude is fine with spawning children indiscriminately.
MK please don't despair. The fact that Sienna is living with Jude Law does not mean she can't continue to fuck on married men at her usual rate.
Both she and Jude are mayjah hos. They are just storing their toothbrushes in the same bathroom now, that's all. I predict by the first night one of them will leave a scrunchie on the doorknob like we used to do in the dorms in college.
I feel bad for Sienna, you don't ever take old dick back. Once its strayed, you have to let that go.
uh..good for fucking them?!
Snideychick sez:
NO! If it's over keep it over regardless if the sex is good.
I don't hate them as a couple.
WTF happened to Balthazar though?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
So what Dlist sluts? These are two sluts and two sluts in love. She can suck as much dick as she wants and he can continue to spread the love, happy in the knowledge that she won't care. I don't mind either of them. I think they both knew in their slutty hearts that they belong together and now they will be. Good for them. Why be a slut with a faithful decent guy when your true love is a slut at heart too?
i give it 6 months. just glad both of them arent in nyc anymore.
how do you expect sienna's twitching vagine and jude's wayward dick to stay away from each other?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:22pm.
Why does she want him back? Is he currently married?
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lol!
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the end...
Thorny, No Wheaties. I am like Bernice on the Designing Broads show. Some days 'all my circuits are burning' and others I am trying to wear the Christmas Tree skirt.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Why does she want him back? Is he currently married?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:11pm.
I gotta go. My dealer is calling me and I gotta go pick up my green sugar
bring your passport!!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
You know what? they deserve each other. I don't mean that in a bad way because I have no issues with either one. They are both very attractive skanks and they look good as a couple. Maybe this time around, it will work out and last.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:34pm.
That's not me, but thanks for the compliment...I know you just want to dive in and eat it. ha!
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ME! ME ME ME ME! ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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for fuck's sake!... why do you all have to get S&F all excited?!... now look at him... foaming at the mouth... wait... that's not his mouth!LOL!
OT: i give up... not that i actually started in the first place
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
I gotta go. My dealer is calling me and I gotta go pick up my green sugar
Later, sluts!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:55pm.
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Pimp in training?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
ME- mmmmmmmmmm!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:01pm.
*counts on fingers*
50 + 59 = .......
equals you just got jack shit, be happy you got to watch!
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I don't like porn, but you can email me some anyway since you don't believe me... lol
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deal!... send me some coke... i like the way it smells!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Speaking of Jude Law and bisexuality. My editor asked me for my take on this heaux fiasco?
I think Sienna Miller is un-marriable and she will be lucky to find a dildo to love.
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*sprinkles cinnamon on snowy's beewbs*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ;P
I cant stand her lips!! arrrrgh (shaves right eyebrow)
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Jude must be grateful she came back, because as I said before, he looks like SHIT.
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What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
- Alanis Morrisette
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:34pm.
That's not me, but thanks for the compliment...I know you just want to dive in and eat it. ha!
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ME! ME ME ME ME! ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@Loozer...very sharp, did you have yer wheaties today...?
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:01pm.
*counts on fingers*
50 + 59 = .......
equals you just got jack shit, be happy you got to watch!
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I don't like porn, but you can email me some anyway since you don't believe me... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
snowy - don't be irrational.
LOL at loozahhhh and thornholio
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
She fucking bores me to tears, I'll never get the appeal.
Jude can go dry the hell up too for all I care.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:01pm.
*counts on fingers*
50 + 59 = .......
equals you just got jack shit, be happy you got to watch!
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
I fixed it you whores. SEE!?!?!?! Too GD groggy to even type out math correctly!
I blame Sienna's STDs.
jacky: that's whore math, don't get it twisted@!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie oooooooooo
Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll
Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
Here we go, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
jazzy your avie has me TRIPPIN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*counts on fingers*
50 + 59 = .......
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
ME- I'm dumb as a fuckin' post, but that math is RONG.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:52pm.
OMG everyone- Kourtney had her baby!
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Ooooh. Let the whoring begin! Wait...nevermind.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
LOL @ Thornhill
Maybe it should be called "The Jude Law"?
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:54pm.
*films M.E. and snowy*
they will sue!!
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Nah, copywrite it and give me 50% of the rights, the other 50% to snowy and we'll give jack 20% of the profits.
I'm a greedy whore like that.
Ha ha ha! Hilarious. This has to be a joke. Like Jude is going stop being so generous with his cock.
And Sienna? Oh, please. Like she's not screwing her way through NY.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:31pm.
@SpiceDong:
I'm not sure what's more disturbing...your hairy ass or your pink scrote...hmmm....I'll letyou know.
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That's not me, but thanks for the compliment...I know you just want to dive in and eat it. ha!
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Ummmmmm....no. But thanks for the offer!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
PSL - yeah, saves the kid from the stripper pole...maybe. Possible he'll grow up to be one of the "Thunder from Down Under" dancers.
*barfs*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:52pm.
OMG everyone- Kourtney had her baby!
*barfs*
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*gets out box of Placenta Helper*
Anyone for dinner?
Hey Jude, never return to the scene of the crime. It's an unwritten law...
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 12:52pm.
OMG everyone- Kourtney had her baby!
*barfs*
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I hope her milk duds are ready for five years of not cooking!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Jack: M.E. knows she has to lift the gunt to find the goods!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown