Kourtney Kardashian Is A Mother
There's good news and horrific news. The good news it that we no longer have to hear every single gory detail about Kourtney Kardashian's adventures in pregnancy. The horrific news is that we now have to hear about her adventures in baby raising, because E! Online says that Kourtney and her asshole boyfriend Scott Disick are now parents to a baby boy. Kourtney's spokesbitch made the announcement just one hour after she gave birth. Doing it like a true famewhore does.
Kourtney and Scott's new son weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and he now goes by the name Mason Dash Disick. Or "You Poor Thing" to the rest of us. Dash isn't only the ham in Kourtney's last name, but it's also the name of the clothing store she owns with her family.
I really feel for Baby Dash Dick Stick. Kourtney is a dumb fuck, and Scott has roofie eyes, so I can't even imagine dealing with those two on a daily basis.
Baby Dash is probably trying to find a way to switch himself with a Baby Alive doll. If you see Kourtney on the cover of Life & Style with a Baby Alive, don't say SHIT. For the sake of Baby Dash's sanity, just let her believe!
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@IsprainedMyUvula
Adrienne Zmed in Grease 2??? YES.
Too true yucko!
Mason Reese I remember: heavy, ugly-cute kid with red hair!
Scott is cute. Way too cute for Kourtney. Mason is a cute name.
He looks like an ugly yuppy version of Jared Leto.
"And this guy looks like a total fucking handjob every time i see pictures. He wears argyle vests, bucks and corduroys. Dresses like some prep school closet case. Wait...that makes sense."
To me, he looks like the gay vampires in Twilight.
scratch that last comment. I meant the Kourdashians, not just Kourtney.
It's even a sad state of affairs that Howard Stern has her on his show. While I respect what he does, he should check DListed, and know that the Kardashians aren't necessarily loved by billions. Apparently if you want to be famous, you have to be a supreme douchebag. Examples: these girls, anyone from MTV's reality shows, Tila Tequila (I had an old issue of Stuff where she did a shoot, and she looked better back then than she does now), and Miley Cyrus (anyone besides me want to strangle this girl to death; she reminds me of all the scum that gave me a hard time when I went to school).
this chick is such a media whore, i'm surprised she didn't pop the kid out on live TV. now we'll be stuck hearing about this for god knows how long...
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
So her water really DID break the other day, and her sister just proved she knows nothing at all. Most of us were saying that she needed to get checked. I guess we were right.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Must we continue to have to see these morons MK?
They define the word tedious-theyre about as interesting as a plate of oatmeal-actually less so-I love oatmeal...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Wow. Ya'll are harsh. I'm both entertained and appalled at these comments. BTW, Kim is definitely the prettiest Kardashian. Khloe is just really unfortunate looking in the face.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Forgive me if someone else said this, but I feel really dumb just realizing that "Dash" came from their namesake. I just thought they were referring to being really fast or something.
The lil babe should take the advice of his middle name.
Just curious, is Season 4 already shot? Or is it episode by episode basis?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Forget about dealing with these two as parents, that poor child has to grow up around aunty big ass whore and aunty she-beast! I think this baby is worst off than Bronx Mowgli.
He even has "I'm an asshole" in his eyes. Well we can only hope for another baby to raised by a caring nanny.
MK, you are so right. We should all feel sorry for this baby. The baby has no chance with these two, Dumb and Douchier as Mom and Dad.
Dude reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 3:34pm.
So I still think she needs to get mad lean and pin thing size zero stat!
A size 0 is not for everyone. Being that small (which, given her height would be very, very, very hard to do and ill advised) would only emphasize her big head and cheeks. She's like Renee Zellweger. No matter how skinny or fat Renee is, those cheeks won't budge.
Bubba is some weird kind of Zac Efron/old school Rob Lowe mix my eyes aren't prepared to deal with.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
mason jar dick
tasty on a ritz cracker
@ Bossy
Khloe didn't lose that much weight
And judging by her wedding pix she gained all back and some
So I still think she needs to get mad lean and pin thing size zero stat!
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This is so Barf!
Scott is disgusting. Whoever said he dresses like a prep-school closet case hit the nail on the head. As for the baby, he doesn't have a chance.
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Douchechill!
She named her baby after her freaking STORE! What a fucking dumb ass. Both of them need to crawl back into the hole that they crawled out of and leave the rest of us alone.
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!- M.K.
Um....creepy!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
If Khloe lost 50 pounds....she'd be the hottest one of them 3
You know, I used to think that. Then Khloe lost some weight and that face didn't change. She has nice hair and nice eyes, but her face is just lacking and no amount of weight loss will change that.
WHO WANTS TO START TAKING BETS THAT HER BABY DADDY HAS BURIED SEVERAL CORPSES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER PSYCHOPATH. GOD THE LARDASSIANS ARE SO LUCKY!
maybe this little brown baby is really Damon Dash's baby. We won't really know till they go on Maury.
Like this Kunt is going to spend FIVE MINUTES with this kid. The Nannies are already on diaper duty.
And breast feeding? Oh, please. This spoiled bitch is already off to spinning classes to get rid of her preggo fat.
He has Ted Bundy eyes. scary empty
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I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 2:02pm.
@ Stoney and ParisSucksLiterally
I agree, I think Kim has a gorgeous face. She reminds me of young Cher, who is also Armenian, like Kardashians. Cher was born Cherilyn Sarkasian.
WAIT so CHER is ARMENIAN according to some people all armenians have big asses - there is a big contradiction there
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Kourtney looks more natural then Kim and Kim is not the hottest chick in their fam
If Khloe lost 50 pounds....she'd be the hottest one of them 3
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This is so Barf!
Oh great. A dumbass walking talking cum dumpster (who doesn't have a fucking clue in hell what it is to be a mother) has a child with a stupid walking talking douchebag (who has no interest in being a parent) and who cheated on her before and while being pregnant. If there's a better poster picture for state enforced sterilization, I don't know of it...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
@No Words - I totally concur, klode always talks down to the other two morons like she is the "together" one. BAH
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I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
Lovely. Another kid that will grow up fatherless and with 10+ half-siblings from various vaginas.
Like this douche-bag sperm donor is going to stick around for the kid's 1st birthday.
I love the tag "CPS is on line one"----
I just "LOL"'d at my desk. Yes I just typed LOL .. I suck!
@ Stoney and ParisSucksLiterally
I agree, I think Kim has a gorgeous face. She reminds me of young Cher, who is also Armenian, like Kardashians. Cher was born Cherilyn Sarkasian.
@ Chirio
Hey funny face! ♥ ♥ ♥
On topic : I like the name Mason.
I just think Khloe is fug because of her stature. Kourtney is little but WAYYYYYYYYYYY not as pretty as Kim. I mean, duh.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Lil_Ras: LOL!!!!
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:39pm.
The Audrey ewwwwwwww the jeans! LOL
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See? They're so gross, but that's fitting for him.
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Khloe, the most attractive? NEVER. Even if she wasn't a giant, her face is fug. Especially next to Kim.
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What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
- Alanis Morrisette
Mason Dash.
I mean, it's a fucking declarative sentence.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I don't hate the name & yes, SANTA BARBARA MASON!
But why do I think the "Dash" part was supposed to be literally a " - "....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Her nipples are going to be dangling down to her bellybutton after those 5 years of breastfeeding.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Mason Reese was a famous commercial actor. He never appeared in a network show.
And Dash reminds me of the character "Dash X" from the "Eerie, Indiana" television show.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:34pm.
And if Khloe wasn't a sasquash she'd be the most attractive one, probably.
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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Poor baby. I'm actually growing a small (but cold) heart for this kid. I'm shocked this announcement isn't all over their twitters.
I wonder if she had a c-section or if this bitch actually gave birth naturally.
Speaking of horrible mothers, the "Wife Swap" with the Balloon Boy family is on. They are fucking inSANE.
I finally realized who the father reminds me of: Ty Pennington. Mania disguised as enthusiasm. At least Ty doesn't have kids.
Submitted by Stoney: "Mason is such a trendy name. *pukes*"
Like Jason was when I was a kid (at least two in every classroom).
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 1:42pm.
Why is he reminding me of a Ken doll?
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Because he looks plastic and must taste this way if a Kardashian is into it.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.