Tuesday, December 15th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 14th!
Lisa knew Randy had a lot of attractive qualities. He had the guns. He had the biker 'stache. He could tame wild animals, but it was his velour shirt that finally won her over. - Firestarter5
Runners-up:
Memories from Sarah and Todd Palin's Prom Night. - ceofancypants
Whenever Callie-May mentioned 'Shotgun Wedding', Billy-Bob was inclined to give her the bird. - HairyPotheadfan
Josh, Anna and Mackynzie Duggar pose for their first family Christmas card photo. - annobanano
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Ha, ha, Palin with a gun and a knife! Only funny because we all know up here in AK that she doesn't really hunt and is a sham of a person. But still before all her recent plastic surgery she really did look a lot like this photo!!!
Yeah because that's what all conservatives look like! I KNEW someone was going use Sarah Palin as the butt of the joke. It's so old already. Hunting is just one of the MANY things she does and her husband fishes so therefore she's a redneck?? If she were a stuck-up socialite elitist bitch, the same people would have something negative to say. This woman can't win.
Congrats, you funny horz.
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Bottom-feeder.
BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
loooooozahhhhh!!!!!!!! fucking hilarious!
congratz to all the weiners!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
ahahahahahahahahahahah LOOOOOZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't see that shit1 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
hahah the last one is too funny!!
Congrats winners - too damn funny!!!
Dunno why, but when I look at this pic I think, Tony, Orlando, and Dawn. :P
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Christmas Is All Around
This was a toughy! Nice job!
Loozer... trufax!
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Congrats Winners!
Mine wasn't the funniest, but I think it is the true caption for this photo.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 8:39pm.
Snowpiece and Jack-n-the-hat Finally Meet in Person.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
that shirt would look hot on me...
congrats to the winners!
"Don't even think about it, Tiger!"
Carrie Fisher and the estate of the late John Candy lost their bid to keep their "Blues Brothers" audition tapes out of the public domain.
Oscar the naked bird .. the before picture.
I'll never sleep again until I've been assured that genetics held up its end of the deal.
the DUDE! abides...
Not a caption entry, just an observation...
I'm pretty sure these folks lived just a few blocks from me in Anchorage, Alaska.
In 1994.
The Pratts seemed so happy pre-Spencer.
the DUDE! abides...
As if the porn 'stache and permullet didn't say it all, he had to wear that fucking velvet shirt too?
the DUDE! abides...
Picture Day at the Branch Davidian complex.
Oh shit, those are my parents!
Little Known Fact: The Palins were the first to initiate Russian border patrol in Alaska.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Chaz Bono & girlfriend's Christmas card picture (Hall & Oates were recently seen at KMart re-taking theirs).
No one would believe that Petey was the Mastermind behind the horrific dagger melee of 1975.
The Duggars' Wedding Photo is just gorgeous.
The Popeil Pocket Dagger never caught on, but Mullets are still the rage.
Patty Hearst, Jim Jones and Pete the gay parakeet in "Let's Drink to Life" or "Three's Company Part Deau".
Hold my parrot, I'm about to fuck some shit up.
Marlee Matlin & Jose Feliciano
Feliz Navidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the Children of Lesser God
The only one in the picture who probably has a mouth that looks like it's seen the inside of a dentist's office is the parrot's.
Olympic hopefuls Wilber and Wilma posed with their sponsor Big Polly
Can someone photoshop the two human retards out of the picture, and just leave the parrot. I would so love that for a new avie, but I'm a photoshop moron.
Sad part is the parrot has more going on behind his eyes than the handlers.
Is that a anyone know what type of parrot it actually is? Looks like a fiesty little shit.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
The captain and tenile have cancelled their scheduled appearance at this years NRA conference after an impassioned plea by Sam representing Birds against guns
Heidi Fleiss finds the love of her life finally...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Snowpiece and Jack-n-the-hat Finally Meet in Person.
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Does anyone else get the feeling that the Parrot is in charge?
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: 4 The New South
NOTE TO LIBBY
Your post is too funny. I hope you win.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
MTV'S SWEET 16: Episode 13 (Manuela Escobar)
I think this chick lives in my town only she doesnt have many teefs left. NO lie! How scary!
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Petey Parakeet is really hoping that his owners already have a turkey lined up for Xmas.
Things were going great for Dale and Debbie in the witness protection program until they paid a visit to the Sears portrait studio
Wait stop me if you heard this. What would happen if Ron Jeremy banged Patty Hearst with Beretta slappin it in the corner ?
Wait till Schneider finds out that the janitor from FRIENDS is tapping Mz. Romano!
What you don't see in this picture is Polly's utter embarrassment from failing to bring her sunglasses.
The weapon of choice...when a three iron just won't do!
The Starsky & Hutch, Square Pegs and Baretta reunion was bittersweet.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
a bird in hand is worth 2 hillbillies hiding in a bush.
"Bawk... Polly want new parents... Bawk!"
Chik a bow wow
Sarah Palin apparently visited Glamour Shots for the cover of her next book.
Great. Now Wal-Mart is trying to run Penney's out of the department store photography market?
Horatio Sanz post SNL version of being in "Show Business."