Monday, December 14th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

It looks like this triple threat starlet (TT1) is heading to Broadway! The only problem is that her part would be opposite this triple threat pop star (TT2). That isn’t sitting well with the TT2’s family members, who refer to TT1 by several vulgar names. It’s actually rather funny when you consider that both TT1 and TT2 have been caught up in separate scandals over the past few years. Scandals aside, though, the TT2’s family should be more worried that TT1 will probably upstage TT2 when it comes to pipes and acting ability and sheer number of fans. Ho ho ho! (Blind Gossip)

Ashlee Simpson isn't even a single threat, but I'll guess her for TT2 since she's currently doing Chicago on Broadway. For TT1, I'll say LiLo, Kim Zolciak's wig or Hilary Duff?

This hip-hop ‘rapper’ is so confident of his moves in bed, he is currently in the process of having one trademarked. We kid you not, the man is trying to put a copyright on a sex move. He bragged to friends that once that is done, he plans to launch a whole marketing scheme around the name. Underwear line, men’s cologne, etc. No word yet on the name of the move (the celeb is keeping it super secret) but we’re currently trying to track down anyone who has had the pleasure(?) of experiencing the move firsthand so we can see if it is all it is cracked up to be. Not Sean John/Diddy/Puff DaddyCombs. (BuzzFoto)

This has Diddy written all over it, so I can't believe this isn't him. Sigh. I'll go with Sexy Spec from Pretty Ricky or Lil' Wayne. However, if it is Lil' Wayne, I don't think a cologne called "The Impregnator" is going to be a big seller.

If you were at The Mall Of America this weekend in Minneapolis you might have seen this very good looking B- list actor from one of those network initial shows. He was walking through the mall when a woman stopped him and asked our actor for his autograph. No problem. The actor obliged and even took a photo. So, where is the Jackass behavior? Well, the actor asked the woman what she was doing in the mall. What, is this like pick up time? Anyway, she pointed down to her 4 year old twins and said they were about to get in line to see Santa. The actor then bent down to the kids and said, "You should know by now there is no Santa." He then walked away. (CDAN)

Eddie Cibrian from CSI: Miami? Or Chris O'Donnell from NCIS: LA? Whoever it was just wanted someone to feel his pain, because he barely found out the truth about Santa Claus from the Gosselin children.

This one was a bit of a shocker to hear, but hey, it's Hollywood so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. This C list movie actress got her big break recently and on the set of her big break got involved with her married A list movie actor co-star. They have continued to see each other since shooting wrapped. (CDAN)

Mila Kunis and Denzel Washington (movie: Book of Eli)? Kelly Reilly and Robert Downey Jr. (movie: Sherlock Homeboy)? Or Eleanor and Alvin (movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel)?

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 7:17pm.

#1 is SO hard. Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears.

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MizRo's picture

Denzel has biblically "been" with all his adult co-stars: he is not racist when sex is involved, but he is a racist in day to day life. Well-known fact.

But I heard that Denzel refuses to do love scenes w/ white women so is it possible that he's w/ Mila Kunis now? I don't know. Maybe it's a stupid rumor or maybe DW is a racist bastard.

But I heard that Denzel refuses to do love scenes w/ white women so is it possible that he's w/ Mila Kunis now? I don't know. Maybe it's a stupid rumor or maybe DW is a racist bastard.

MizRo's picture

Lord, if it's Denzel at it again I will never watch another of his movies...

It is said that DW makes all his co-stars sleep with him, whether they like it or not. Adults of course.

1 has to be Jlo and Blohan

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1. I would say Asshole and Lilo, but really what fool producer would ever hire Lilo for live theatre? so I'll say Fantasia and A-hole, with Fan Fan's entourage being worried about A-hole taking her shine.

2. Sounds like more CAPS LOCK bullshit, hopefully he calls the move 'CAPS LOCK' or ' Finger on the Button'

3. The Jackass thing makes it seem like it's totes Johnny Knox

4. Obvi it's Blake "the new Sienna Miller' Lively and Ben'old dog new tricks'Affleck.

sparkys nemesis's picture

Mila Kunis isn't C list to me.

dorian_graye's picture

#3 is Johnny Knoxville. MTV being the network that Jackass started. Totally sounds like something he would do. Just wish he would "do" me.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

I loathe blind vices. Some anonymous person feeding us vague stories about someones supposed life that I can't verify. I might a well read some fiction romance novel.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

I loathe blind vices. Some anonymous person feeding us vague stories about someones supposed life that I can't verify. I might a well read some fiction romance novel.

ooo ooo!!! for the sex move one, what was that guys name from the 90s r&b group that made those weird youtube videos and called himself "sexystar" or something. ok i was too excited i remembered to not post right away. i will look it up and be back with real info

ScarfnBarf's picture

Denzel is a total manslut.

1. Catherine Zeta Jones vs Ashley Simpson
2. Kanye
3. I don't know why but the first one to pop in my head was Alec Baldwin...though I don't know if people would describe him as very good looking
4. Have no idea, but out of the suggestion, RDJ and the Kelly girl sound like a maybe...

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I think the rapper is souljaboy. "Superman that hoe?"

angel_i's picture

#3 is Johnny Knoxville.

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Am I to understand from the wording of this that there is more than one "Mall of America". I mean, that name seems rather definitive. How can there be more than one?

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

1. Miley Cyrus
2. 50 cent
3. Is "Jackass" a clue? Johnny Knoxville?
4. All of them.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

The rapper is Ice T
Remember he & Coco talking about his move The Stroke?

Is Beyonce headed for Broadway? She's considered a "triple threat" even though she's barely passable as 1 threat.

I think the Mall of America story is bullshit.

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I work P/T at Mall Of America, I'll try and find out who the actor is

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I'm not very good at guessing these things but I have no problem with #3, santa isn't real and people should stop perpetuating that infuriating story of some fat white man breaking into your homes to give you stupid materialistic presents. what a weird story. i remember when I told my cousin santa wasn't real. hahahahahahaha....fun times

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#2 is TOTALLY Diddy

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 7:54pm.

#1 Abigail Breslin & Dakota Fanning....

*makes self snort laff*

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That made me snort laff too! LOL!

But you know - there ARE no fucking Triple Threats out there...it's a totally delusional situation - how are you supposed to figure that one out...?

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'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."

kanye is confusing the praise the hookers he surrounds himself with for the real thing

2) every hip hop rapper is that egocentric

TheJackson4's picture

#3 Kristen Bell and Jason Bateman?

Tripitaka's picture

What about John Mayer for the sex thing? He's arrogant, deluded and desperate for attention, and he only dates morons that are easy to impress in bed!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

#1 Abigail Breslin & Dakota Fanning....

*makes self snort laff*

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Centaurious's picture

Islandgirl!, The thought of either Diddy OR Kanye doing the nasty makes me queasy.
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Ewwwww...bad mental picture!

They both look like like they had cleft palates that were sewn up with soggy fettucine.

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Seriously, is Ashlee any good in Chicago?

Is that at all possible.

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The thought of either Diddy OR Kanye doing the nasty makes me queasy. Just imagine all that mouth breathing. Ew.

simoneenomis's picture

2. Isn't Kanye. He's arrogant but he's not THAT arrogant, at least not sexually. He brags about his music not his sexual prowess... that much.
I said its Fifty

Manimal5's picture

Hip hopping booty bopping Kanye.

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Since I have loathing on my mind, I'll go with CZJ for the first one. Bitch is on Broadway; I'd rather see her beheaded.

A la Michael Buble doing a Letterman Top 10, "Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye."

I could see David Caruso pulling the Santa shit.

I bet that last item is Jason Lee. He dumped his baby mama to marry his next knock-up, and now he's probably cheating on her ass.

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angel_i's picture

PS. Whatever that Broadway show is: Do Not Want.

♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."

angel_i's picture

#1 is SO hard. Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears.

♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."

cuntygolightly's picture

1. hilary duff lindsay lohan

Centaurious's picture

1. Miley Cyrus
2. Kanye. The sex move is him fucking a woman's mouth with his foot.

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

The hip-hop rapper might be Kanye because he's arrogant (or delusional) like that.

nunya_bizness's picture

If not Diddy, it's Fiddy.

Emmatrude's picture

THAT IS ONE UGLY BITCH. WOOF!