Michael Lohan Was Arrested Today
This afternoon, you might have wondered why your mouth spontaneously broke into a smile for absolutely no reason at all. Well, there was a beautiful reason. Michael Lohan was throw into a jail cell! When I first read that headline, it felt like the angels were blowing lucite dust into my eyes!
TMZ says that Michael was put into handcuffs after he violated a restraining order by calling his ex-fiancee Erin Muller. Erin took out a restraining order against him last May after Michael threatened to kill her and himself.
Michael was charged with criminal contempt for trying to communicate with Erin by phone. Don't expect to find that recording on Radar anytime soon.
Michael was released a few hours later. Yeah, the jail warden should've dipped Michael's cell key in Fluff and swallowed it. The jail warden let us down. Although, even if the jail warden did make the key disappear, Michael could've used his big ass jaw to chisel the bars off.
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ADIOS FUCKER!
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:09am.
In that picture, I can very much see the resemblance between him and his daughter.
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Is it the ciggie in his hand?
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the end...
In that picture, I can very much see the resemblance between him and his daughter.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
All I want for Christmas is for Daddy Lohan to be shot in the fucking head and his body tossed down a well.
That would be a present for all of humanity.
Sadly, much like my 1987 Christmas wish for my very own pony, I don't think I'm gonna get this one :(
amen,candy blackmail!
What's the point of a restraining order when the asshole is released after a few hours? Our legal system is the joke and Michael Lohan is the punchline.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
*snicker*
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!
islandgirl:
Soap would not be sufficient enough to wipe the smutskank off this brood.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 4:26am.
The Lohans are why soap operas are going the direction of the dinosaur.
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When I saw this comment in the sidebar thingy, I thought it was going to say, "The Lohans are why soap was invented."
The Lohans are why soap operas are going the direction of the dinosaur.
They ARE trash news 24-7!
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HAHAHA!!! Terrence Howard would be happy. Blech.
Sorry Kimmy, I suck at this game. I gotta go, the hub is going to be home in a few and I need to fluff my muff and think about dinner. (it's 5:15pm on Tuesday here)
Later, tater!
Kimmy,
As a dirty Catholic school girl I must notify you...both things have to be equally disgusting.
Making out with anyone is preferable to a beej!
You're on the right track, though!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
alrite girls, i think you both done gone to bed. i should too!
lets catch up tomorrow!!!
nite!
Make out with Newman!!!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Ok got one for you 2
Seinfeld has popped up on my TV so thats my inspiration
Would you rather...
Give George a Blowey or...
Make out with Newmann???
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I am crying...thank you for this, Kimmy.
We used to play this in Catholic high school, and we were filthy!
I gotta go, I just spilled wine all over my little pug, I'm loopy, but we MUST play this again soon!
For me, I'd be forced to choose The Hoff. Old women get only sponge baths in nursing homes, and as a girl, that gives me pause for thought!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@ centy
Ok I have reasoned this out and I decided that no matter how clean they are, old people always stink.
Im going to hope that the Hoff uses baby wipes in his bathroom and go for him
Jesus Christ, Centy. That was nasty. OK, I'll go with Willard, only because I love old people. :P
Besides, I hate salad.
@ centaurious
thats the kind of gold I was looking for!!!
ok now let me sit here in disgust and decide...
@ IG
Kick in the box for shiz!!!
Kimmy and Island Girl,
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Oh, Christ!
This is a trap...sigh. OK, I'll start.
Here goes....
Would you rather toss The Hoff's salad after a three-day bender ending in an epic, In-n-Out Burger dump, OR......eat out the Willard Scott Smucker's old bag of the day, who's been launguising in a nursing home right up til her 110th birthday.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
*tap tap tap*
Michael Lohan or a kick in the box?
AND @ centaurious
I am quite impressed you are booze soaked and still lasting at this hour. I hope we really can meet up one day because you can hang!
Im 2 hours behind you drinking vodka sodas and Im almost ready for bed
@ centaurius
if you are about to drop out soon you can start while youre still here.
give me a peaches a choice of 2 awful things and we have to pick one
Island Girl:), Centaurious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY7qQFij_M
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Well, not every Chia Pet gets watered.
Let's call the ASPCA and the American Horticultural Society and get right on this!
Hilarious! Thanks...:)
Kimmy, I am into this game, but I will not last long. Remember, I am a pinot noir-soaked, hard core, Klonopin addict, and I am hanging by a thread!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
@ islandgirl. NO FIBBING!!!
hmmm this is hard bc we usually play it with friends and use people we know. I guess Ill use celebrities.
ok thinking, thinking...
Kimmy, you ask and I'll answer. I can't promise that I won't fib though. :)
@ Centaurious and Island Girl
We are the only ones awake I think. I think we should play a friendly game of would you rather
Centaurious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY7qQFij_M
Edited because I am anal retentive about typos.
Island Girl!, Either, or. I think he's angling for a job with Jon Gosselin as the next spokesdouche for the Hair Club For Men.
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I vote for a Chia Pet sponsorship, but those commercials are hilarious!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 3:10am.
Did he just start getting hair plugs or stop getting them?
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Either, or. I think he's angling for a job with Jon Gosselin as the next spokesdouche for the Hair Club For Men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDk_ZfYuyfY
Did he just start getting hair plugs or stop getting them?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
He could excavate the next San Francisco earthquake with that chin.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
If for no other reason, Michael Lohan needs to be in jail for spawning those mutant children of his.
Yet another argument for forcible sterilization.
in jail for a telephone call....kind of extreme
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
*smooch!*
( i NEVER used to do that you know!;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
The both of them stuffed into each leg of Michael's acid-washed, skin-tight, Guess jeans would be double strangulation at its proverbial best.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Next time…
I’ll share a glow-in-the-dark cat and sleep deprivation story.
Goodnight!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:47am.
Kimmy! Sorry - i got all distracted with some stuff over here. I PROMISE to follow you around next time! Totally worth it:)
Nitol(;x)
alrighty friend, get to sleep and well catch up tomorrow!! nite!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:50am.
ABUSE! That behbeh is TRYING to sleep. Damn you, Anne Geddes! (just kidding - it's cute:)
Don't you want to play with his fingers and toes?
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:45am.
very nice, well whose ever baby it is has a very adorable child! It's very strange I must be getting older when I used to see babies I would think, "you're gonna make noise, and smell, and annoy me." but recently ive been thinking "you are adorable and i wanna steal you!"
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The baby in the photo is truly adorable!
That’s your biological clock ticking!
My little one isn’t little anymore.
He’s nearly 6’ tall and he's as handsome as his father!
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:42am.
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:24am.
thank so much. got it workin now. ur pic is adorable. its not ur baby is it?
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ABUSE! That behbeh is TRYING to sleep. Damn you, Anne Geddes! (just kidding - it's cute:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:45am.
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:42am.
very nice, well whose ever baby it is has a very adorable child! It's very strange I must be getting older when I used to see babies I would think, "you're gonna make noise, and smell, and annoy me." but recently ive been thinking "you are adorable and i wanna steal you!"
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LOL! Like I said - so worth it:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Kimmy! Sorry - i got all distracted with some stuff over here. I PROMISE to follow you around next time! Totally worth it:)
Nitol(;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:42am.
very nice, well whose ever baby it is has a very adorable child! It's very strange I must be getting older when I used to see babies I would think, "you're gonna make noise, and smell, and annoy me." but recently ive been thinking "you are adorable and i wanna steal you!"
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:24am.
thank so much. got it workin now. ur pic is adorable. its not ur baby is it?
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You’re welcome! :) No, the adorable little guy isn’t mine. (Mom mode on) My little one was even cuter at that age! (Mom mode off) ;)
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:16am.
thank so much. got it workin now. ur pic is adorable. its not ur baby is it?
P.S. My first picture didn’t work in a small format. It was a squirrel using his paws to turn on a water fountain for a refreshing drink! Oh well. It was fun changing to the current picture.
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:59pm.
hmmm dumb question but i am sick of seeing the "montgomery flea market" guy as my picture and i cant for the life of me figure out how to change it!
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Hi KimmyGibler (cute name)!
Scroll to the bottom of the page.
Locate Your Name: KimmyGibler (it‘s above the comment box).
Click your name to open the account management functions.
Click the edit tab.
Scroll down to the Picture menu.
Put a check mark in the delete picture box then hit submit.
This process will delete your current picture.
You can upload a new picture using the browse button.
I hope this helps! :)
Kourtney had her baby.