Frances Bean Just Wants To Get Away From Her Mom
Yesterday, we all found out that Courtney Love lost legal custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Everyone (including my ass) figured it was due to Court freebasing Dimetapp again, but her lawyer (slash daytime dealer) says she is completely sober.
Hm. Interesting. Webster must have whipped up a brand new definition for "sober" since the last time I checked. Facebook rants don't lie!
Court's lawyer tells People that the decision to hand over guardianship to Kurt Cobain's mother was entirely up to Frances Bean. Frances' options were to stand on a corner while holding a sign that read, "ADOPT ME PLEASE," or to go live with her memaw in Olympia, Washington. Frances went with the latter.
Court's lawyer added, "Courtney's been clean for years and is perfectly fine. This is simply about Frances preferring to live with her grandmother at this time. Frances is 17 and a strong-willed child, and this is a decision she made on her own. No matter what, Courtney loves her daughter more than anything in the world."
I love how the lawyer says Frances Bean is "strong-willed." He's trying to make it sound like she's some kind of problem child. Please. Courtney Love couldn't take care of a Pet Rock. She'd throw it into the street and put the blame on it by saying it's a "strong-willed rock."
The decision was an easy one for Frances since she has a working brain.
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No matter how mature or well adjusted Frances may be she is still a teenager & it must be horribly embarrassing to have this flake as a mom...I cant say that I blame her.
frances is nearly an adult and we have no idea what her childhood was like, i believe if she's she's choosing this at this point it's probably a good thing.
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Frances Bean would be lucky to see 21 with relatives like that.
And I love how Kurt Cobain has died and people suddenly forget how fucked up he was.
C-Love didn't kill him. He was doing well enough without her assistance. He just didn't know how to select better company.
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Plus the fact that Court is always slobering over her daughter's estate. Keep her away from your money, dear.
I guess they had to lawyer it up, since her memaw lives out of state, she's a minor...blah blah blah
no me jodas!
I understand that the court system like to place children with realitives if the parent cannot take care of their kid. But in all honsety, Kurt's mama was a drunken whore in her day and she even kicked him out of the house when he was a teen. This family is all kinds of fucked up.
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As a survivor from a family of full-time crazy, I applaud this girls 'strong will' to get the fuck out! It took me longer to pack my bags and I regret it.
Frances, you rock.
Maybe this kid will have a chance to be somewhat normal? Away from that monster.
Crackney Love can't be sober, she's perma-fried.
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For your health.
Submitted by Candy Blackmail on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 10:50am.
You know, I'm not hating on Frances Bean when I say this but I really don't understand why she mopes about living in her parents' shadows yet takes about every fucking photo opportunity to pose with a guitar and or make crack eyes at the camera.
Just saying.
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Regardless of the family money, those things seem like normal teenage stuff to me. Hopefully she'll grow out of it and be somewhat normal/not a famewhore.
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I agree boheme. I'm glad Frances is making it official AGAIN.
frances is strong willed...translation...frances knows her mother is a junky mess and is incapable of watching paint dry and knows if courtney has her way, she will snort and smoke up france's inheritance...
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How dare Courtney throw shade on Frances...I think she never should have had custody of her in the first place.
They waited until she was 17?
Courtney couldn't take care of a piece of lint.
Hopefully this kid might still have a chance despite the 17 distorted years at the hands of a crazy lady.
It probably has something to do with money - or control of money.
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For real. Thank GOODNESS she's strong-willed. Can you imagine how a weak-willed child would have ended up in that situation? Eep!
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Does this surprise anyone? I mean would you want to live with Courtney Love?
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She is going about this all wrong. She needs to do the whole public a favor and instead of getting away from her mother, take her mother away from all of us. There HAS to be a way to get her put in a looney bin or something. I mean, come on, she is a danger to the emotional and psychological well being of the entire planet!!
You know, I'm not hating on Frances Bean when I say this but I really don't understand why she mopes about living in her parents' shadows yet takes about every fucking photo opportunity to pose with a guitar and or make crack eyes at the camera.
Just saying.
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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 10:25am.
What was that chick From Intervention that ran around naked and was throwing noodles at her sister ?
Christy!!! That was one crazy bitch! "You wanna know about me? Read my book"
What was that chick From Intervention that ran around naked and was throwing noodles at her sister ?
That't how I imagine living with Courtney Love is
she prolly rund around naked and throws shit around at everyone
and sits down naked on her gutter with her laptop and light up newports or malboro reds and type on facebook while sipping on Jack Daniels
Her and Whitney can be pipe buddies
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This is so Barf!
Didn't the grandmother and aunt's homes get foreclosed on over the summer behind some Courtney shit? I thought they lived in Cali, maybe they moved back to Olympia after they lost the homes and the money Ed Norton gave the aunt was to buy a house up there and Frances decided she was going with them.
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Someone mentioned Jade Barrymore - isn't Drew Frances' godmother? I wonder if they know each other, or if Courtney and Drew were just getting really wrecked together 17 years ago. Although Drew couldn't help the way she grew up and eventually got it together, so right now she'd probably be a pretty good influence.
Frances Bean looks exactly like Tina Yothers.
Why the eff did it take until Frances was SEVENTEEN until the judge decided to take custody away? Frances has been exposed to the insanity and secon-hand fuckery for years now...I'm scared just thinking about it. Oh, and in this case, "strong-willed" is code for "having common sense and more than a handful of working brain cells"
I hope everything works out for her. I don't know much about this kid but I'm very curious about her future. Courtney may not be the perfect mother but it doesn't seem like she whored her kid out too much.
Courtney is one of those people who went right past being an entertaining mess to becoming a train wreck I just feel sorry for.
Yeah, when Frances brought a bag of bloody syringes to show & tell in daycare you knew it was gonna be a rough ride.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Run Bean Run!
seriously this shit has to end up in court? who the fuck goes to court for wanting to go live with their grammy LOeffingL. I lived with my grandmother from 8th grade to 9th and I didn't need a court order. What the hell kind of ppl are they I mean u just ask ur mother if u can go live with ur grandmother and then go simple wtf. unless of course courtney was against it?
FUCK YOU COURTNEY!
"Strong will child?" Maybe the kid got tired of the fucking crazy train you had her ride.
Or got tired of having the home smell like vomit, piss and shit. Oh, and turning you over so you don't choke on your own puke.
Will you ever grown up and act your age, not your shoe size? It must be hell having a mother that acts like a tween tard on meth.
If Courtney is "clean and sober", she needs her damn Clozaril adjusted. That shit's not working.
TEAM FRANCES!
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While she's at it that kid should file a restraining order against her mother.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Hell, I'm happy that the kid made it this far!
AND in honor of El Bastardo...
FIRST!!!!
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Gotta be a tough karma, to be born to those two nutters for parents.
I'm really sorry for her. I think she must've been exposed to things that no child should ever have to deal with. Hopefully, she'll use this shit to be stronger than most.
Go Frances!
The poor kid probably got tired of greeting every day by fishing her mother's head out of the toilet.
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I hear Courtney Love and Jade Barrymore and Dina Lohan are coming out with a parenting book.
Called,
"GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD!"
A guide to fucking up your children for fun, and profit.
Welcome home, Jelly Bean
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I hope that Frances becomes an adult beyond the limelight...If she has any talent, it will be a shame, because she should have a normal life.
Courtney Love, like many "recovering" addicts may think clean and sober means not doing any alcohol or illegal drugs. Prescription drugs are another thing entirely in their minds. If they can pay off a doctor (or in most cases, multiple doctors) to write scripts for painkillers and stimulants, that doesn't count in their minds. If that's what is up with Court, and my guess would be yes, she knows damned well that she's not sober but piss tests would be marked "clean" if she has a script for any shit that shows up. Phenobarbital, Valium, Adderall and Oxycontin (the Blohan version of the 4 food groups) can all be abused and many addicts prefer them to street drugs because they are guaranteed to be consistent in strength and purity.
That kid was loyal to Courtney for years. She is probably tired of seeing her mom stoned and trail of one night stands hanging around the house.
You don't LOSE custody just because the child wants to live with the grandmother. She may be clean (uh huh), but she's certainly not competent to raise a child.
beaker - I saw that shit, she was fuuuuuuuucked up.
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MILEY CYRUS?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Courtney, you can adopt me anytime you crazy ass.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
She's been clean and sober for years? Like at Pamela Anderson's roast when she got up to the mic slurring, "I've been clean and sober for a fucking year so all these drug yokes.....drug yokes......jokes....."
This was from an article 4 yrs ago:
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Frances-Bean-Rebels-Against-Her-Mother-Co...
"She complains to Teen Vogue, "I prefer it when she's a classy starlet. I don't really like her hard-metal stuff, or when she doesn't brush her hair. I'm a different person. She tells me to live free and be free, but listen to other people's advice, but I don't always follow it."
The teenager also confessed she wants to be known for what she is and represents as a human being, not as Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's daughter.
"I'm a different person," she said. "I don't want to be titled as Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's daughter. I want to be thought of as Frances Cobain."
Coma Caca!!
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If she's strong willed and just wanted to live with her grandmother, why wouldn't she just do that instead of going through the courts to have Courtney lose legal custody?
Smells like... BULLSHIT!!!!!
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:02am
She used to carry them around and she had them in a purse or something and someone stole them a few years ago. She went to the press pleading for them to be returned, but I don't think they were.
She's a fightah! Way to go Bean and may the best be with you!