RiRi Is Topless Again
Since nothing sells albums like titty domes and crotch hugs (just ask Glamberace), RiRi gives us plenty of both in January's GQ Magazine. My only gripe is that RiRi is always covering up her nipples with her arms and hands. It seems that in most of her pictures lately, she's demurely busting a "Nipples Cost More" pose. If she keeps doing that shit she's going to get a cramp in her arm. Or worse, her nipples are going to get tired of being covered up all the time and will run into the chest of a bitch who isn't ashamed of them!
Also, it's a little funny that one of the stories in this issue of GQ is about why it's "not cool to get stoned anymore." You're going to need a majorly obese joint to get through half of RiRi's interview with them.
And does anybody know if the sweater in the second thumbnail below comes in electric purple? Cream is not my color.
Source: Rihanna Daily via ONTD
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Me thinks Rhianna is getting a little slutty!
Submitted by just a floozy on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 3:43pm.
To beyonce, solange and all her STANS TALKING SHIT:
there are just as many nude photos as well as pictures of beyonces crotch on the net as there are of rhianna so do the world a favor and shut the fuck up.
^^^^Bitch please. LOLOL apparently it hurts your po lil Barbadian soul to know yo girl got beat up like a $2.00 ho in the back alleys of Tijuana due to her publicized dick hopping ways resulting in that "scar" which disappears & reappears much like HERPES.
Shame... all the coochie shots & nipple ring exposing could not help her sell that crappy ass album.
Here's a thought :-) stop worrying about Bey fans & go support your "Single White Female" brethren who's tumbling down the charts faster than she lost her color.
COPE!
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Rihanna- I Just Gave You Herpes Video
"Covers mean nothing. Everyone is photoshopped to death. And I'm really over seeing everyone naked. What ever happened to talent being enough? Ugh. This culture has gotten every tween sexting their 2 day boyfriends to be popular.
And I hate when pop singers say they want to break out from their good girl image. Yeah, we all know you have a sexuality...but we don't all have to see your bits for you to prove it. Do it in your private life. People have been doing that for centuries. You enjoying sex is not novel."
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YAAAAASS.
Sidenote: Tired of seeing this chick naked. I feel like I've been dating this broad for months and grown sick of "the goods".
I need a jump-off now. Someone get Nicki Minaj or someone to drop some nude flicks. Then I can "cheat" on the Alien with the Barbie.
"Shut up, hoe!" - B-Rad
**yawns**
Not sexy. Seen it all before.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
This chick has a beautiful body but a terrible sense of style and no brains.
It's not cool to get stoned anymore?! What're they gonna tell me next? Smoking cigarettes isn't cool either? Puh-lease.
tired, tired, tired.
don't these broads realize that a pretty girl does not need to be blatant?
doesn't anyone believe in being in good taste.
Grace Kelly was more amazing than any of these desperate harlots, britbrit, aguilera, rihanna...plzzzz.
boring.
somewhere along the line, she must lack self esteem.
To beyonce, solange and all her STANS TALKING SHIT:
there are just as many nude photos as well as pictures of beyonces crotch on the net as there are of rhianna so do the world a favor and shut the fuck up.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
No one needs to have talent anymore. Just pose topless on men's magazines. YAWN!
Dannii, I will admit though that I was a bit shocked the other day by some nudity despite constant media exposure. HAHAHA but it was by spicedong's avatar! I guess I'm not used to pictures of a hairy male butt not to mention a view that includes the scrotum!! The media's mostly about naked women anyway and some male frontal shots here and there.
Hi Pomegranate :)
People usually cite each other or @ each other (myself included) but a "hello" when referencing someone else was refreshing.
"Covers mean nothing. Everyone is photoshopped to death. And I'm really over seeing everyone naked. What ever happened to talent being enough? Ugh. This culture has gotten every tween sexting their 2 day boyfriends to be popular.
And I hate when pop singers say they want to break out from their good girl image. Yeah, we all know you have a sexuality...but we don't all have to see your bits for you to prove it. Do it in your private life. People have been doing that for centuries. You enjoying sex is not novel."
too true Bossy, too true! unfortunatly people in the media industry are not as intelligent and would rather do things that are "shocking and taboo" (though we've seen it all before so not so shocking anymore) than muster up the braincells to do somthing original.
Ennui... nothing changes with this chick.
Tikannis TB!
Selling out arenas means talent and huge fan following
When you hear sold out arena ...u hear Billy Joel, Paul Mc, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young...Madge with loose Vedge... Elton...Barbs...Celine....Cher...
Do you see Rhianna fit into any of that? Can that ho move 75k + crowd with her bleached razor burns? She can't sing, she is blatant and doesn't stand out
I doubt her tour was any good from what I saw on SNL and AMA
in my opinion she should just continue being a fashion muse to designers and just become a model of some sort
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This is so Barf!
OK, Rihanna.
We get it.
You have a CD to promote!
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Selling out arenas means talent and huge fan following
When you hear sold out arena ...u hear Billy Joel, Paul Mc, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young...Madge with loose Vedge... Elton...Barbs...Celine....Cher...
Do you see Rhianna fit into any of that? Can that ho move 75k + crowd with her bleached razor burns? She can't sing, she is blatant and doesn't stand out
I doubt her tour was any good from what I saw on SNL and AMA
in my opinion she should just continue being a fashion muse to designers and just become a model of some sort
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This is so Barf!
Okay, am officially jealous of her body, particularly the chesticles.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I think that we need to make the distinction between people who TRY to speak English, and people who are ABLE to speak English.
RiRi falls under the former.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
ri ri is sooooo edgy...*rolls eyes*
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Ugh, I'm tired of seeing her implants already! "Sexy" shoots have become so dry and tired and commonplace it's like looking at hotel wallpaper.
Eh. Eh. Eh. I'm bored with her. Next?
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Im still laughing at the dumbass who didn't know english was Barbados's offical language. LMAO.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:02pm.
remember the days when she barely spoke english? LOL!
I don't like RiRi as much as the next guy but let's not go overboard and gung-ho American here. The official language in Barbados is English. Every kid, therefore, learns in English while in school. Her accent was thick, but she always spoke English.
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Hi Bossy...I don't recall RiRi not speaking English, either...I like her accent, too...RiRi never really bothered me until she recently came out with that ridiculous statement about how all women should text naked pics of themselves to their BFS (this of course was said *after* she complained about how her naked/topless pics had been leaked to the media)...I think RiRi has awful handlers who are doing major damage to her professionally. moo
Grammy Nom is nothing huge anymore
anyone who brings a cashflow to the studios can get a shinny grammy or two
it doesn't justify a talent having or not having one on a display.
In the early days when she came out and did Z100 interview she had a thick accent and said its hard for her to express it in english ..so clearly it wasnt her main language ..wasn't it?
So why jump on race card and ignorance bliss wagon?
She clearly has no talent enough to make above 5th place on any karaoke night
so why can't say that without one of her fangirls get all up my grill?
Please...ladies contain yourself
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This is so Barf!
It's now obvious that rihanna is a BRAINLESS IDIOT. She's a victim of domestic violence, and she thinks stripping & going topless in pictures is a good idea? Especially how she freaked out when those other topless pics of her were released? She obviously has no mind of her own & can't think her own thoughts; her publicist is using her like a puppet. "Ok rihanna, take off your top. Now bend over. Now strip for the camera. Now grab your crotch..." What a MORON...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Serious LOLS at the pic of the toothpick hanging outta her mouf like she just walked out of an IHOP.
I co-sign on everything Flatbush Hooker has to say about this ho.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:02pm.
remember the days when she barely spoke english? LOL!
I don't like RiRi as much as the next guy but let's not go overboard and gung-ho American here. The official language in Barbados is English. Every kid, therefore, learns in English while in school. Her accent was thick, but she always spoke English.
Riri is stunning.
I hate her hair, clothing, and styling. Those photos make her look more Dollar Store, than sexy.
I want to smack this bitch up. There I said it.
What a tacky pictorial of this no talent having heffa... Can't she just go away??
Well they PS'ed the thunder out of her thighs
(she does have thick thighs)
and her hairstyles make her look like a retard
she tours all the time...what do you mean you've never heard of her touring?
I agree about wondering how she was signed- her voice is very whiny...and computer enhanced too- I love some of her songs, but she sucks as a singer.
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'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
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This ho can get 20 more tats and a bull ring in her nose
she still wont be edgy or a pop Star
did she ever toured ? I can't really remember hearing her having tours or selling arenas.....she can't sing,can't dance and honestly nothing but a pretty face to look at
her voice is annoying and remember the days when she barely spoke english? LOL!
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Yes, she has toured and she has been selling arenas for a while now, you should do more research if you're going to bash her, her arena world tour dvd was even nominated for a grammy earlier this year, Good girl gone bad live from Canada or something like that. Sorry, and LOL at you thinking they don't speak english in Barbados, ignorance is bliss...
I just don't get how she got a record contract by singing flat. That's it. She can't sing. I don't care about her giant fivehead or her alien tribe, I just want her to go away.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Nothing says "Take me seriously as a singer" like a bunch of soft-core porn shots.
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This ho can get 20 more tats and a bull ring in her nose
she still wont be edgy or a pop Star
did she ever toured ? I can't really remember hearing her having tours or selling arenas.....she can't sing,can't dance and honestly nothing but a pretty face to look at
her voice is annoying and remember the days when she barely spoke english? LOL!
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This is so Barf!
Muffintop,is that BSpears mufftop pictured in your avatar?
i dont care about her boobies.
After seeing her SNL preformance, it is clear that her true "talent" is not singing...
Covers mean nothing. Everyone is photoshopped to death. And I'm really over seeing everyone naked. What ever happened to talent being enough? Ugh. This culture has gotten every tween sexting their 2 day boyfriends to be popular.
And I hate when pop singers say they want to break out from their good girl image. Yeah, we all know you have a sexuality...but we don't all have to see your bits for you to prove it. Do it in your private life. People have been doing that for centuries. You enjoying sex is not novel.
They're all tryna be Madonna from back in the day. Only back then it was kinda edgy. Now it's all a re-enactment. Wanna impress me. Put on some clothes and sing acapella while dancing. That's impressive to me.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
She wasn't always this obnoxious...
SKANK!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
She's pretty ,tall ,nicely shaped girl
but this bitch can't sing without atleast 5 back up singers and autotune
her SNL and AMA performances were on same level as Ashlee Simpsons shit
she can't sing and she has zero voice or soprano to vocaly stand out
Rhianna's new album is predictable and honestly to this day I still think whole beating up thing was a sceme ...they needed to generate publicity
but common Girl ...u aint Mary J Blige!
All I'm say that after seeing her on SNL
shes nothing but Jays toothpick
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by NatalieStew on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:23pm.
Why do female singers always have to do a risque photo shoot to validate their careers?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by NatalieStew on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:23pm.
Why do female singers always have to do a risque photo shoot to validate their careers?
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For the love of God, please PLEASE do not give Aretha Franklin any ideas.
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Bottom-feeder.
Why do female singers always have to do a risque photo shoot to validate their careers?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:05pm.
WinnieT on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:01pm.
HA! Man, that's why I love this site.
Count me in with those who are more interested in the Facebook article than nipple-shy RiRi.
Anyone have a link?
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I couldn't find it because it hasn't been published online yet, but there are lots of other lists of annoying friends - such as 5 most annoying FB parents, etc. Here's one of 12 most annoying users.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/08/20/annoying.facebook.updaters/index.html
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Thanks for the link. Pretty sure half of my FB friends should be on that list.
Thanks crazyinjapan and angel :)
Rihanna's CD is good but very serious and very depressing. why does she think that acting the ho will help sell it? this image does not go with the material she put out. this CD is as far from ella ella ella than you can imagine. silly decisions. she's bordering on HoHan territory.