Kellan Lutz Is The New Crotch Of Calvin Klein Chonies
Fox411 is saying that Kellan Lutz, the other piece in Twatlight who isn't Taylor Lautner or RPattz, has just signed a deal to star in an underwear campaign for Calvin Klein. And not just any campaign. Sources say the hos at Calvin Klein want Kellan to remake Marky Mark's iconic campaign from the 90s that made genitals everywhere go weak. I still have the paper cut scars on my ass.
A source says that Calvin Klein hopes Kellan will become the #1 piece to fap to just like Marky Mark was in 1992. The source added, “The executives have a plan to model the ads very similarly after the famous Mark Wahlberg campaign in the 90’s. They want to recreate the look of the hugely successful ads, and who is better than Kellan Lutz to fill out those little underwear?”
Marky Mark's panty ad for Calvin Klein was an important part of my life as a blooming gay. That shit was serious. I was a tween (Yes, I'm older than Kim Zolciak's first wig aka OLD) when this shit came out, but I remember it like yesterday. As soon as I saw Marky's ad in Rolling Stone, my b-hole opened up for business and started taking applications. Marky is partly to blame.
So, Kellan really has big panties to fill.
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Can't wait to see how they photoshop him down to a starved waif. Look at Marky doing the duck pout. Still popular.
EWWW! AHM SO TIRED OF THAT BALD BLOCK OF BISCUIT DOUGH!!! MARKY MARK WOULD BE HOTTER NOW, 20 YEARS AFTER HIS ORIGINAL AD, THAN THAT STUPID TWILIGHT TWINK WOULD EVER LOOK. UGH, I'M SO TIRED OF THESE WORTHLESS NEW 'STARS' BEING SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS LIKE THEY'RE WORTH A SHIT.
Marky Mark's iconic campaign from the 90s that made genitals everywhere go weak. I still have the paper cut scars on my ass.
Speak for yourself, MK! (Personally, we prefer men!)
Marky Mark's iconic campaign from the 90s that made genitals everywhere go weak. I still have the paper cut scars on my ass.
Speak for yourself, MK! (Personally, we prefer men!)
I'll always have luv in my wee little heart for Marky-Mark. I loved him in that Huckabees movie.
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First off--whatever happened to creativity? They need to quit rehashing stuff from our past and come up with new ones.
Second--are they doing an ad for steroids or CK panties?
can i say YUM-MEH?!?!?!
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I just wanted to qualify something I said about dating "boys" earlier...becuz we chatted a moment on the Rihanna thread about it. All those "boys" eventually become really annoying to me becuz they boyish part is only cute when the maturity accompanies it...I've never really found a good blending of that...so sad.
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 5:47pm.
Oh yes! I think I must be about MK's age because I was like 13 or 14 when those came out...and yes I used to spank it to Marky Mark!!!!! I also made a vhs tape of that MTV basket ball special where Marky Mark dropped his pants and was running around in his panties. I used watched that shit in Slo-Mo! ...Girls, don't judge, you have to understand how horny 14 year old boys are.
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well i bought his rap single on cassette (the one with the velvet underground/lou reed sample)...the early 90's were painful for many a young teen...
Ugh.. I must be getting old if they're doing remakes of my high school period..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Oh yes! I think I must be about MK's age because I was like 13 or 14 when those came out...and yes I used to spank it to Marky Mark!!!!! I also made a vhs tape of that MTV basket ball special where Marky Mark dropped his pants and was running around in his panties. I used watched that shit in Slo-Mo! ...Girls, don't judge, you have to understand how horny 14 year old boys are.
That guy looks yummy! Can't really decide but Markie Mark is a classic...
If only Taylor Lautner was 18 and old enough to be an underwear model. I would much rather see him in his CK's than that tool.
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Looking forward to seeing a dog pull his underwear off. However, he has a big bulge uh...shoes to fill.
Submitted by Dannii on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 2:12pm.
that hottie is in twilight? my goodness get me a copy of the film and a clean pair of panties for afterward this girl's having a night in :D:D:D:D:D
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He doesn't show off the bod in the Twilight flicks.
Actually, he looks totally different and if you blink you miss his performance.
He barely says more than one line...and his role equals that of an extra. So no breakthrough performance. Better luck next time. No wonder he needs to go sell some undies.
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Why do they always try to mess with the classics?
how clever to build up a bullshit brand based upon model's bodies and not good design...well done ck...
Marky Mark looks like a total douche in that picture. At least this other guy is taller and hotter.
*yawn*
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Kellan is hawt! He should have been Edward sigh. Rob Pattinson is fugly.
"I still have the paper cut scars on my ass." "my b-hole opened up for business and started taking applications." -- LOL MK you did it again!
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that hottie is in twilight? my goodness get me a copy of the film and a clean pair of panties for afterward this girl's having a night in :D:D:D:D:D
True that Miami!! A one-two punch from Marky.
Kellan Lutz and his muscles and dimples are SO sexy!!! Great choice!
this lutz dude kinda grosses me out...
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OMG LOL's - NO he di'ent!!! that some shit my rents would pull.
I was never into guys younger than me and was always a grade ahead in school, also couldnt date until i turned 16. So my rents would always threaten me with the Statutory card because they knew all the guys in my class and those that I actually liked were older than me. it worked i guess cause i was pure until i turned 20 :-)
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I don't even know what a butterface is, but that's the term that comes to mind when I see KL now...and I do get a deep-in-the-closet gay vibe from him, too...
Is *nothing* sacred anymore?!
GTL" At least with Harvey I wouldnt have to worry about my Dad coming down on the beach with a flashlight and to catch me making out then tell me I could be arrested for statutory rape..... yes he did that IRL when I was 19 and my bf was 17, LOLOLOLOLOL
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Ewww, Lutz has roidy veins. No thanks!
I was also a tween during Mark's panty ads. I didn't see the big deal, but oh well. Not into the bulldog look. I was fascinated by the appearance of a very young Kate Moss. She was beautiful and exotic-looking back then--not the praying mantis that she is now.
Home boy better stop eating Wendy's and get his ass in the gym 24/7. Marky Mark looked sick AND he was packing.
Tough act to follow!
Harvey Levin, seriously, people have erotic feelings for Harvey Levin? I would have never thought that.
Submitted by tear-anus-sore-ass on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:49pm.
Ick.....WTF is he wearing on his head? Looks like some sort of trash bag.
Elephant foreskin.
Ick.....WTF is he wearing on his head? Looks like some sort of trash bag.
Here ya go SNOWY: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/19916397.html.
Um snowy hes like 60 years old!...57-58 to be exact. didn't know you liked "hitting the grave" LOL ;-)
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Straight boys can be such teases. Have to say that I have never seen a guy use an eye patch as a thong before.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:38pm.
*pelvic thrusts in M.E.'s face*
On topic: *leaves thread*
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GTL I 'd fuck Harvey before Kellan Putz. And I know he's a bit of an ass
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*pelvic thrusts in M.E.'s face*
On topic: *leaves thread*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
@snowy,
yup, she did it right after some unflattering pics of her were posted called her a whale or something, also she wasn't happy with how TMZ was treating brit brit. so like the bulldozer gina that she is, she came out with guns blazing. and i kind of loved her for it...He can be very judgmental and holier than thou at times...
OT: Id hit the Putz!
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gay, gay, gay....
@ MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:23pm.
This is totally off-topic is there anyway for me to get rid of hte ads to the right. I cannot for the life of me take that disgusting video on the right
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Miss Jane, minimize your explorer & then drag the sides in just enough to read the comments without seeing the side ads.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:29pm.
ha ha I said Love Handles, I know those arent really them but it looks like muffin top to me
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Hun,
Those are called obliques...it's all muscle...the angle in the photo makes them pop out like a muffin top that's all...but I am sure that even the cum he sucks out of cocks is fat free. He strikes me as that kind of body nazi (if he can stop looking at himself in the mirror long enough to pay attention to someone else and have sex that is).
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:23pm.
This is totally off-topic is there anyway for me to get rid of hte ads to the right. I cannot for the life of me take that disgusting video on the right anymore. It's kept me nauseous for like 2 weeks straight. I would really like to spend my lunch breaks on Dlisted. *vomits*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Kellan does zero for me....
stuffin' a dollar bill in the band of Jacks' boxer briefs
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:29pm.
ha ha I said Love Handles,
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Ok, cool! I must keep missing it for scrolling.
It was just such a weird experience - I was checking him out in the pic and decided he needed more work. I click in to say so and there's Pleco saying: Now, now angel! SO BIZARRE!
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'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
GTL: Reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hmmmmm,
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown