This Mug Shot Is A Figment Of Our Imagination
Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday in Medford, NY after he violated a restraining order placed against him by his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller. Michael was booked, snapped and released a few hours later. Michael must have moved this island, because he claims he was never arrested. Lie father, lie daughter.
Michael farted off to Radar to explain, "I was not arrested. Erin and I had an argument. She has an ongoing order of protection against me. She called and said I violated it by making a phone call to her. I went down there today and saw the judge and I handled it and that was it."
And it just so happens that the judge is a huge fan of Satan. But since it's kind of difficult to get Satan's autograph, getting Michael Lohan's is the next best thing. So the judge used the mug shot camera to get a beauty portrait of Michael Lohan for him to autograph. That explains this mug shot. Obviously.
• 
...and this is why celebrities are never punished for their crimes. Because these dumb judges are too starstruck to serve justice. Morons.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
I guess this is his answer to What Would Jesus Do if his ex had a restraining order on his ass.
The whole Lohan family should be forced to live together on Exile Island...with no internet, phones or any link to the outside world...it would be interesting to find out who survives.
Now we know where Lindsay learned how to lie.
Hi NaNoop!
I wish they'd ALL go away. And to think they have 2 other children that we know not much about... Is it 2? Or just 1? Hmmm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:49pm.
He probably called Erin to brag about Lindsay saving all those children in India.
Tee heeeeee!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:43pm.
i for one beLIEve his story... clearly, the black kid did it
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Restraining orders do nothing: if someone wants to get you, they will.
I'd hit it...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:23pm.
Totally agree .. And Lindsay is so delusional about her status as a celebrity, she figured she could take all sorts of credit as long as she is getting her name on the documentary about these charities.
Ever notice how white trash people LOVE restraining orders?
And I am not making light of the people who really need them.
It's just that these lowlife drama queens get them every time their boyfriends cheat on them or whatnot.
Thank you, God, for blessing me with a wonderful daddy...you took him too soon, but the time I had with him was priceless...thank you, too, God, for not making me a Lohan. If you could, could you please drop "daddy" Lohan deep inside an active volcano? If you can't arrange that, how about a date with a giant 18 wheeler? TIA
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:24pm.
LMAO !! you're right, she's a total embarrassment.
OMG parker no freaking way, she's now embarassing herself on an international level!!!!!!!!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:22pm.
This entire family needs to be drown.
=======
No can do. The environmental cleanup would wipe out the entire Superfund budget for the next millenium.
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:18pm.
A representative for the Charity had to publicly clarify she had nothing to do with the TWO months of planning by locals and the raid which occured prior to Lindsay landing in India.
=====
LOL! Americans are delusional in thinking that they can solve world problems by throwing money at them. I always like to remind people that more people were shot to death this year in Houston than were killed in the Mumbai terror attacks (and Houston's population is 25% that of Mumbai).
Regarding the Lying Lohans, our intrepid MK had the pooper-scooper on LiLow's lying shit.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35220
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
This entire family needs to be drown.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:07pm.
Last night I was watching "Terror in Mumbai" (it was horribel) and wishing Lilo could have been there then
__________________
Snowpiece...
Apparently she tweeted: "Over *40 children saved* so far...... Within *one day's work*...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!"
A representative for the Charity had to publicly clarify she had nothing to do with the TWO months of planning by locals and the raid which occured prior to Lindsay landing in India.
They also said they might even sue the BBC for the irresponsible way she is portraying the situation that she was not involved in.
LMAO. The entire Lohan family is just so damn shady..
@M.E.
Story at
http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/popcast/30527/didlohanlieaboutsavin...
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
Medford is the town next to me... Wow Michael was so close.. yet so far...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:43pm.
How do you know when an addict is lying???
**************************************
Addicts are almost always lying unless they're telling you they're on the Jones. For many addicts, lying becomes compulsive so they'll even lie about the stupidest things.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Oh White Oprah is gonna channel Gahndi and a fish!
LiLo looks nothing like him, makes me wonder.
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:06pm.
parkerj did that really happen
Last night I was watching "Terror in Mumbai" (it was horribel) and wishing Lilo could have been there then
------------------
Terror In Mumbai sounds like an apt title for HoHan's BBC mockumentary.
=================================
Bottom-feeder.
Wait, wait, wait....Blohan really claimed that!?!?!?!
Can a fucking suicide bomber give her a hug or something?
FUCK!
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:03pm.
just wait til tomorrow... Dina's gonna solve world hunger, and Allie's gonna be a teenager
-----------------------------
"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 1:03pm.
Yesterday, Lindsay claimed to have saved the lives of 40 children in a raid in India she had no part of.
Today Michael tells us what happened was not an arrest. He just went down to the police station and had to talk to a judge about an ongoing order of protection.
Uhhh. OK.
=======
Next, Ali will announce that she has cured cancer and reversed global warming.
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
Look at his eyes. He has no soul.
parkerj did that really happen? did Linds claim that for realz?
Last night I was watching "Terror in Mumbai" (it was horribel) and wishing Lilo could have been there then
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Yesterday, Lindsay claimed to have saved the lives of 40 children in a raid in India she had no part of.
Today Michael tells us what happened was not an arrest. He just went down to the police station and had to talk to a judge about an ongoing order of protection.
Uhhh. OK.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:53pm.
Where was that mug taken??? There is supposed to be the height chart behind him.
-----------------------------
Keebler tree?... i think they're a 'lil slacking on height profiles
-----------------------------
"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
lol at suckyyyyyy
SNOWY!!! did you see his LOVE HANDLES!!!!
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:53pm.
Where was that mug taken??? There is supposed to be the height chart behind him.
__________
Olan Mills. We're lucky there's not a bookcase background.
____________________________________________
"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:53pm.
Where was that mug taken??? There is supposed to be the height chart behind him.
=======
Some agencies don't use a height chart if the photo is only an update. Since MiLow has been arrested before, this is photo is probably an update to his extensive record.
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
FUCK YOU JACKO IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND, I WAS WONDERING HOW HIS VOICE SOUNDED FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YEW!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Do you remember the island where they used to send victims of Polio? Let's send this goat fucker. I think we can find a few more people to exile there too.
____________________________________________
"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Where was that mug taken??? There is supposed to be the height chart behind him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:52pm.
I can't even listen to him..... here's his dumbass talking about how he wasn't arrested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
-------------------------------------------------
That's unreal. You can tell he's lying by the way he can't even keep eye contact with the interviewer and he stammers A LOT.
************************************************
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
They just live off from everything has to do with each other
genius ! Lohan whines on her rents and gets gigs ($$$)
her dad ,mom, garden gnome goes to tabs and give all the "gossip" and gets paid ($$$$$)
So in the end thats how they make living ,right?
In Chris KardAssian words " Whatever pays the mortgage ..pays the mortgage!"
<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
This is so Barf!
How could any woman go near him? He's so gross. Plus, look at the demon spawn he's produced -- that's enough to make any woman want to tie her tubes. Freckly ginges? I don't think so.
I can't even listen to him..... here's his dumbass talking about how he wasn't arrested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
They can't rot in hell because Michael Blohan is satan himself.
He probably called Erin to brag about Lindsay saving all those children in India.
************************************************
I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
************************************************
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Little China Doll on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:43pm.
What I don't get is: if she has a protective order against him (which means he cannot contact her in any way), how did they get in an argument? He makes it sound like she "made up the accusation" but umm, in oder to get in an argument, you *had* to contact her!!! Wtf. Idiot.
----------------------------------
*deputizes Little China Doll*
*gives her decoder ring and red rider bb gun*
**************************************************
BUT RALPHIE, YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!
so, yeah... uummm... what's with his ears? how many channels does he get with them things?
-----------------------------
"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he's just a fool."
I didn't suck my dad's dick, it dove into my mouth!!
************************************************
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Liar, Liar hope your pants catch on fire.
F-ing lohans. God, everytime they open their moufs a big fat lie comes out. I am soooooo OVER them. Rot in hell.
***********************************
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
"The master suckandfuck" c2009
Hi Aunt Bea!!!! Nice to see you!!
Lindsay will be dead by 25, Ali by 20. Those two don't have a chance in hell.
**********************************************
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
- Alanis Morrisette
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:39pm.
What would happen if NO tv, blog, magazine, etc. mentioned them? Would they go away then?
8====================> (_*_)
yup...that is the only reason they are famous because their shennanigans still get them coverage.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
Submitted by Little China Doll on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 12:43pm.
What I don't get is: if she has a protective order against him (which means he cannot contact her in any way), how did they get in an argument? He makes it sound like she "made up the accusation" but umm, in oder to get in an argument, you *had* to contact her!!! Wtf. Idiot.
----------------------------------
*deputizes Little China Doll*
*gives her decoder ring and red rider bb gun*
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09