Wednesday, December 16th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 15th!
The real Blair Witch turned out to be scarier than anyone could have imagined. - agirl
Runners-up:
Undeterred by non-existent musical success, Sean Lennon tries channeling his mother, instead. - Plecostomus
Balloon boy, thirty years later, is still trying to get his parents a show. - becca35
Heels at the age of 3? If only they could see Suri now, having raided her dad's closet at the age of 30. - SamiJayneR
via FunPic
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yey! i was a runner up :D
OMG my caption was the winning one!! (I was away from Dlisted yesterday).
I am so honored! *sniff* I thank you all! (waving wearing my opera gloves, clutching a bouquet of roses, wearing my winner's tiara)
What the hell goes on in the Japanese forest?
Oh.
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Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
http://chasingsatanaway.net
Hahahaha! Hilarious, all of you! Congrats!
O, heylllll!!!
This was a funny round and I was laughing like a hyena at all the submitted captions. But there can be only one and so congrats to agirl! A Dlisted shout out too to fellow bridesmaids becca35 and SamiJayneR!
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Bottom-feeder.
Great job winners! Hahahaha!
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Congrats to all, very funny!
PLECCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Yay, winners! Tons of good captions this time, must've been hard to choose.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
hahha you fuckers give me the morning giggles every time!
agirl - you never fail
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A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Congratulations to all!! Funny stuffin'!
Congrats Winners!
Way to go Pleco!!
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May Your Christmas Dreams Come True!
Congrats winners - all brilliant!
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Christmas Is All Around
Ha - it does look like Balloon Boy. Good one.
Peter Pan Man definitely read the last interview with George Michael.
Miley wonders what the heck else she has to do to prove that she is not racist.
if you ever wondered why they censored asian gay porn now you know.
wish they censored this guys face
After losing his virginity to Shauna Sand, no one was surprised to find this picture on Chace Crawfords hard drive.
Harajuku Perv, a new subculture coming to a copse near you.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Tiger Would
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Jon Gosselin circa 1995
It's about time someone Photoshopped Jon Gosselin to make him look hotter.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Bi Ling's long lost twin brother.
The Bonsai Society of Japan is having just a wee bit of difficulty in choosing a symmetrical model for their "I Think I'm Turning Japanese" campaign.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
God, I hope that jetpack works so this freak can hurry the fuck up and get outta my face!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Knobin Wood
This just in. . .
Calvin Klein chooses Sean Lennon as the model for their new fall line of men's briefs.
or
Willie Wonka's Everlasting Gobstopper is found. . . but no one wants to suck on it.
*Very* little Red Riding Hood.
Don't be shy, turn the other way so we can go on with this hello kitty bag autumn collection photo shot.
A still photo from Sean Lennon's Kill Bill audition.
Peter Pan, Girly Man
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
eventually, bobby trendy ran out of ideas... and went butch!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Ladyboy Lost.
A student at the Lady Gaga Tuck Academy
In other news...Lady Gaga and Bai Ling's institutionalized lovechild was found wandering behind the asylum.
Marlin Perkins: "While I stay in this shady village with beautiful native women, Kojo will wrestle the dwarf anaconda."
Bai Ling in her natural habitat.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Megan Fox finally gave up on Rain after he showed her a computer simulation of their offspring.
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Donna Summer Wig...check
Red Prada back pack.....check
Knee Socks....check
Granny Panties...check
Peen....uh oh.
Bronx Mowgli all growed up.
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Um, the butt plug goes in the back.
Presenting Lady GaGa... au natural!
SAAWEEEEETASSSS!
Peter Pans brother Bed Pan really never grew up.
manimal lol!! *waves like a goon*
Even the Deliverance dude passed.
Robinhood Men in Tight Whites.
I'm not thrilled by the movie poster for Breastless in Seattle.
And one morning, Emo Phillips woke up and said, "Time for a comeback!
Sexy Japanese Super model launchs underwear business
High Priest Tori Yamagucci of the Micheal Jackson is Jesus sect has entered his 14th day of hunger strike. Threatening to starve Perhaps almost all the way to death until Micheals' reincarnation is finally revealed