Afternoon Crumbs
Bitch Goes Down: The Michelle Heaton edition (at the 0:45 mark) - Holy Moly!
The people of Germany are still upset over The Hoff's current situation, so Salma Hayek has arrived to heal them with her miracle chichis - Hollywood Tuna
This is not what I have in mind when someone offers to give me a necky - The Frisky
Fresh out the Photoshop oven - Popsugar
It's all about the mane - Lainey Gossip
Since going topless without showing any nipples is a theme today, here's Olivia Munn in Maxim - Egotastic!
Jakey G's nipples will break the cycle - Just Jared
Paul Daniels does it better - Towleroad
Sophie Monk trying to do oral to a cherry (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tiger Woods' snatch menagerie continues to grow - Celebitchy
Joey McIntyre's right stuff made a baby - SOW
Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen's baby still doesn't have a name - ICYDK
Bronx Mowgli takes a ride on his pet donkey - I'm Not Obsessed
The Tarzan doll likes to party by himself - Cityrag
Frolic, Zac, frolic! - Hollywood Rag
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Tom & Gisele should name their kid the Hoff or Bradmas.
Joey Mac used to be hot back in the day. His kid got a huge head, but is still cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfNGe_qYjY
HAAAAAAA!Michelle Heaton hated Coolio on BB over here in the UK. OMG! It was SO funny to watch Coolio make her feel like a joke...she would cry all the time about Coolio. Her Liverpool accent (im guessing) made me cringe.
It's all fun and games until some bitch trips on the carpet in her 5" Louboutins. (isn't that how the JLo song goes?)
In defense of tom and gis they are waaay too busy with more important things then naming their child. Tom is looking for another ho to knock up and gis is binging to get ready for work.
Why does Tom Brady want a Brazillian name foe Gis's heritage? If he wants to do that the name should be Fritz or Werner or Hans.
I LOVE the double billboard with Tiger - the top one is Motel 6 and the bottom one is Tiger saying: See what inspired me...
Too, too much!
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
Yes there's nothing like a good fall to get things rolling.
Tiger Woods...after a tough game of golf..."Hey"..."Where da white women at?"
The number is up to 14 now? Reach deep into those pockets...it's gonna be a long ride on the golf cart to hell.
That's a co-incidence, I kissed the floor yesterday too. I went down in the sausage department and got full on winded - laying on the tile like a gorilla biscuit, grunting for breath I was. Yes, lots of ppl saw it - it's fucking xmas.
**NECKY?**
A false turtleneck sweater front used to be called a DICKY (yep, the jokes write themselves).
And then she follows it up by over-modulating and popping the mic. FAIL
QUESTION: Why does Bronx have no eyebrows??? Did he come to close to Petes flat iron or what???
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
The only way I see Tiger Woods even remotely redeeming himself (if he wanted to) w/ wifey is by confessing every one he drove in the hole in advance before all these hos pop out.
I can't hate on Giselle and Tom for changing their minds about the baby's name. My mom did the same thing for my brother...says she got sick of the name after calling him that for months. She changed her mind while she was in labor, in fact. Her OBGYN's first name actually became my brother's middle name, and one of the nurses suggested his first name. Dad agreed and the rest is history. True story.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Why do you ride women that look like men?! Why do you ride hippos?! *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
"snatch menagerie" is instantly mingling at the top of my favorite words and phrases
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 2:43pm.
Jesus Keeerist, Pete Wentz looks like a monkey.
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Looks? I thought he WAS a monkey all along!
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
I bet these two narcissitic whores will name him Bradchen.
BAHAHAHAHA... I love it when a Bitch goes down. I keep laughing and replaying it over and over... I don't care that I have no idea who the fuck she is...
Tiger Woods' snatch menagerie continues to grow
...that actually made me snort laugh. Yeah, the chicks dig the snort laugh.
You just know that even taking all this time to decide on a name, it's *still* going to be something boring, just like the two of them. I wonder what they call the little guy right now (though I guess that's not a problem for Tom, seeing as how he's not been around much since she gave birth)?!
What is with these mens magazines having the most butt fucking ugly photos of people women? Oliva Munn looks like crap and she is gorgeous.
Snideychick sez:
Too bad is wasn't the Patricia Heaton edition. I hate that right-wing lunatic bitch!
Can't believe they haven't named that baby yet: wth is wrong with Bundchen and Brady?
BITCH WENT DOWN.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Wow. Why was that tarp on the floor even there? That shit was obviously a trip just waiting to happen. If I were that girl I would have been pissed.
That apprentice crap is STILL on?
JAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! Let me bite those nipples - NOM NOM NOM!
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
Bronx is a cutie :)
LOL @ the Motel 6 billboard just above Tiger's "What inspires me" billboard. Another example of jokes writing themselves ;)
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
Damn... I have fallen like that - you start going forward and no matter how much you try to keep from eating flooring, you can't!
I'm a klutz, Michelle looked like one too!
"Snatch menagerie." Pure poetry, Michael K. Bravo.
Who the fuck is Michelle Heaton?
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Prince of Persia - love the game, hate the jake.
LOL at bronx riding his pet donkey!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
and Bronx looks like Jess....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
LMFAOOOOO at that bitch eatin the floor!! I love it when people trip!!! aaaaaahahahahahahahaha
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Jesus Keeerist, Pete Wentz looks like a monkey.
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