Greg Brady's Girlfriend Threatened To Kill His Ass, Among Other Things
Barry Williams' 30-year-old girlfriend allegedly stole $29,000 from his checking account and then threatened to kill herself after she lost a beauty contest. That sentence paired with the picture above will win you first place at any amateur comedy night.
TMZ reports that Barry has taken out a restraining order against Elizabeth Kennedy, because bitch brought the crazy on his ass a few times during the past four months. Barry claims that back in August, Elizabeth threatened to put black Xes over her own eyes after she came home crown-less from a beauty pageant.
Let's blame Haylie Duff for that one. If Elizabeth won first place at the Kentucky State Fair instead of Haylie, Barry would've never been put through that stress.
A couple of months later on November 23rd, Elizabeth went nuts again when she pulled a kitchen knife on Barry, because she thought he was fucking one of his co-stars. Luckily, Barry was able to distract Elizabeth by pointing at the floor and screaming "SNAKE."
Barry also stated in court documents that he is working with Well Fargo's fraud department, because he believes Elizabeth stole his ATM pin and used it to snatch $29,000 out of his bank accounts.
The judge gave Barry the restraining order and also ordered Elizabeth to take her stash of carrots out of his apartment and find a new stable to lay her mane at night.
And yes, I too am still choking on a laugh after reading that Barry has $29,000 in his checking account.
• 
That chick is 45 not 30. Can't believe he got $30,000. I thought the ex Brady bunch kids were all broke.
She's got a face only Sarah Jessica Parker could love
ZOINKS!!
Seems like Barry Williams enjoyed Celebrity Boxing so much he decided to go toe-to-toe with the old ugly stick and LOST. :(
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
nothing else to do but laugh at this entire post.
Bitch is the most busted looking 30 year old I've ever seen. Lay off the meth. And Barry, lay off the hooch, I can smell the booze on your breath from here.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
this is the best greg brady can do? come on now! I MEAN MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA?
***********************************
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
If you squint while looking at their picture - she looks like a dude and Brady looks like a lady: both with incredibly bad hair and makeup. But I betcha when their chins rub together - it's pure magic.
Wow. That beautiful face and groomed pony's mane didn't come in first? SJP must have entered as well...
A beauty contest?! Is she sniffing glue and smoking crack? Cripes!
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like my little pony parker! You ain't winning no beauty contests doll, but check out the sex and the city 2 promos, maybe there will be a sjp look-alike contest. You'll win it hands down.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:21pm.
I call a Chin-off amongst this bitch, Tater Head and Aniston...and what the hell throw Jay Leno in there for a "close call" but I'm gonna have to say...My money is on this bitch by a nose hair...with Tater Head coming in at #2...
==================================================
Naw, Imma hafta say Tater by a chin hair...
================================================
the end...
She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in this picture.
I call a Chin-off amongst this bitch, Tater Head and Aniston...and what the hell throw Jay Leno in there for a "close call" but I'm gonna have to say...My money is on this bitch by a nose hair...with Tater Head coming in at #2...Jen Aniston better hope this bitch and Tater achieve more fame cuz those tricks make her steam shovel of a chin look down right dainty...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Beauty contest? That's a joke, right?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
and he looks so fucking old! ugh.....
****************************************************
pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 7:53pm.
In a pinch, I would say she looks like Jay Mohr in drag!
HAHAHAHA!!!! you nailed it! plus, it's not pretty... no wonder she lost!
****************************************************
pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
He's lookin mighty boozy these days.
John Kerry is dating Greg Brady?
In a pinch, I would say she looks like Jay Mohr in drag!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
Blonde hair dye=delusions in a bottle. Many women think blonde hair is magical; that it makes them beautiful. In their defense a lot of men seem to agree.
Who knew syndication payed* so well? And this was before Seinfield/Friends? No wonder the one that's married to Adrianne Curry can afford to keep her.
Whoops total brain fart, *paid
Looks like S.J.P. before the operation
ur kidding right? there is no way anyone would let her in a beauty pageant. She looks like Horsey face Jessica Parkers long lost sister
Greg must have been wearing that taboo tiki on his neck when he met this butherface.
If you fold her face in half like a Mad Magazine cover, she looks like that Girls Next Door chick nobody can ever remember.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
That's Greg Brady? I thought someone had left a placenta out in the hot sun. Huh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
LOL...I think sunny has nailed it!!
__________________________________________________
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Yeah, most pageant girls are not aesthetically beautiful. They've had years of primping and knowing how to "work" their looks. This chick is ugly, but at a glance, she has a nice body, good skin, and big cans. It will turn heads.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
Yeah, most pageant girls are not aesthetically beautiful. They've had years of primping and knowing how to "work" their looks. This chick is ugly, but at a glance, she has a nice body, good skin, and big cans. It will turn heads.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
Yeah, most pageant girls are not aesthetically beautiful. They've had years of primping and knowing how to "work" their looks. This chick is ugly, but at a glance, she has a nice body, good skin, and big cans. It will turn heads.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
grrrrrr!
WHOOOAAA C.D., calm down a little with the "go fuck youself".. I did'nt say I felt sorry for him- all I said was that all the vain, bitchy little comments being made regarding age were a bit much when you stop to consider that we are ALL going to involuntarily commit the "sin" of aging someday. As for the actual story here, I could'nt agree more with you that old, rich dudes who fall for the lines of young (obviously gold-digging) "hotties" should know better. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to fuck myself (gently)..
Submitted by WTF: "How did she even get IN the pageant?"
I know, but have you really looked - I mean really LOOKED - at some of these pageant girls? Many of them aren't that pretty. They might have a "polished" look and good bodies and whatever else qualifies them, but lots of them are butterfaces. They're sort of superficially attractive, with symmetrical features and white even teeth, but they're not beautiful.
(Some of them are, though)
I am shocked that the beauty contest even allowed her in the contest. I can believe Greg Brady having 29,000 in his checking account the brady bunch show is playing like clock work all over cable and I am sure around the world.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
she should have won! Mrs. Ed is purdy!
Greg Brady always had a boner when Marcia was around! Alice loved Sam the butcher's meat...so did Mike Brady...(who wasn't into clams!)
Geez Greg, if you're going to do the rich man's thing and get a younger woman, at least get one who is pretty.
Bornready,if you expect me to feel sorry for some old ass dude who doesn't know better than to mess around with a young chick who is only in it for his money...go fuck yourself.(Only gently)
Hey Elizabeth, why the long face? (rimshot)
@DirtyWhoreMouth - Please tell me where you got your avie!!
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
I'm rather late in coming in here, but I too thought she looked rather horsey; like the "government check version" of SJP. Barry, my man, stay AWAY from the danger poon. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
No No No! It's all a BIG mistake!!!!
Elizabeth Kennedy DID win her class in the Kentucky State Fair Beauty Contest....
The newspapers & media & Gregg Brady got the Division mixed up!!! It was the Kentucky State Fair Brood Mare Beauty Contest! Elizabeth "out horse-faced" Sarah Jessica Parker by a nose to win the Blue Ribbon!!!!
After winning the contest, Elizabeth pranced around the Fairgrounds and then went back to her barn to admire her prize & eat a sack of oatmeal (or whatever the hell horses eat)
that's what he gets for marrying a younger, unstable woman.
no me jodas!
When did Barry Williams become Morley Safer? Alice would bitch slap the entire cast of 60 minutes......then tongue kiss Diane Sawyer
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 3:51pm.
Dayum Greg Brady is OLD. Also, WTF does he do now - surely the $$ he *supposedly* had in his account is not royalties from the Brady Bunch? Where'd he get that kind of money from?
========
Wasn't he a dentist in real life and then retired to do some acting? Or was that Greg Brady's character in the reunion shows? I can't remember now.
Submitted by bornready on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 4:32pm.
grrrrrr!
Stop raggin' on Greg Brady for being old- as much as we might want to be in denial in our young and "glamorous" 20's, we are all gonna age and sag (with the exceptions of eternally youthful, superhuman, all-natural beauties like Joan Van Aark or Bruce Jenner just to name 2). All I can say is that if he's boinking a co-star, please, please, please, PLEASE! let it be Maureen McCormick!!!
-------
Don't forget Jaclyn Smith
I love it when old guys fall for young crazy bitches!!! LOL!
Was the beauty pageant held at Kentucky Horse Park?
looks like if she entered the "Look like your favorite Horse" beauty pageant she would have won hands down...and Greg would have his $29K. What a sorry bunch of has beens and wanna be's but to damn fugly to be...wish I felt sorry for them, but I don't.
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
How did she even get IN the pageant?
She looks like the love child of Carrie Bradshaw and Kim Z's wig.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beauty's only a light switch away.
WTF?
Hometrick should be well accustomed to losing beauty pageants!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com