Tuesday, December 15th 2009
Ho Bag In A Bottle
This holiday season, Pamela Anderson is entertaining the children of London in a panto production of Aladdin. A CHECK IS A CHECK! Thunderbird and MD 20/20 doesn't grow on trees, you know?
In case you couldn't tell, Pamela is playing the Genie. Of course you couldn't tell! What the hell kind of genie rides around on a surfboard covered in Glamberace's ass glitter and dresses like...well...like Pamela Anderson going to pick up her boys at soccer practice. Although, the bloated camel toe is a nice authentic touch.
Hopefully in this production Aladdin slips on a rubber glove before he rubs on the genie's lamp.
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Bitch hits all the notes on the fail scale with that outfit. Congratulations?
look at that rat's nest on her head at #3,
even her hairdresser isn't even trying anymore.
she makes me sad but with that being said I still heart the girl.
I'd still hit it....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
SO WHAT IF IT LOOKS LIKE PAM'S VAGINA JUST SHIT ITSELF IN TERROR, THE WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE MUCH LONGER TO LIVE WHAT WITH HER RAGING CASE OF HEP C AND ALL. SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS!
She looks like she's using a pad that you'd find in your Mom's cabinet when you were a kid.
You know, the ones you'd wrap around your head and play "wounded soldier" with.
Pammy looks so sad, I almost feel sorry for her.
Almost.
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Bottom-feeder.
To quote this pathetic low life "I'm not an actress." So what else can she do but make a fool out of herself.
old whores are fun!? ;)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I feel so sorry for her boys.
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nasty shit!!!!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Enough already Pam. Time to pack up the red suits and garter belts and mature like a lady.
I hope this is a comedy.
Genie? WTF? This looks like a tacky Vegas show for ADULTS!
The budget for this production was less than a dime.
Pammy, check out THIS link for that ah...snatchuation (thumbnail #2); could be helpful.
http://ask.metafilter.com/26057/Device-or-Method-for-Preventing-Frontal-...
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Stop offering this woman money!!!!!!!!Maybe she will go away!!!!!!!
MK, you need "used" and "coochie situation" tags for this one! wtf is going on down there? *skeert*
Pathetic!
And in thumbnail #2 it looks like something is very wrong with her crotch. Saggy beef curtains?
I am so embarrassed!
They give us Helen Mirren, Kate Winslet, Rachel Weitz and a whole host of talented, lovely women and we send them this mess!
I mean, at first I thought she looked ok, but after some intense studying...she looks like about 20 lbs of tapioca pudding shoved into a used red condom. I think her pussay is pulling a Wicked Witch of the West. I swear I can hear it say "I'm melllting...MELLLLTING"...
oh my dear god.... when is she going to END THE INSANITY!!! she's making such a fool of herself...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Ummm....ok....*painedconfusionface*
♥ Threadkilla!
'Guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves."
pantO or pantSLESS production??
In the pic where she's squatting down, is she begging Elf Boy to let her suck him off?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
this isn't really for kids right? what is in her crotch. It looks like she's on the rag and is using pads. They have ultrathins now Pam
What the eff? I can't even process that.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Love the fat bulging out from the tops of her stockings and the bottoms of her skankwear. Nice use of tying to hide a Depends in the crotch area. Didn't know they came in red.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
WTF is taped to her forehead? Is it a mic?
This is a KIDS' show?? WTF? If I had kids, I wouldn't let them anywhere near this ho!
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
I think the robe is to hide the fact that Pammy is not as tone as she once was. She now looks like a middle-aged woman whose starting to let herself go from the side and back.
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I am not a pussy.
I think Pam's vagina is dropping.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Every one of the children in the audience will need intensive psychotherapy down the road and probably eye surgery because they have scarred retinas from this hideous vision.
WON'T SOMEONE PLEEZE THINK OF THE CHIRRUNS!>>!>
Praise Jesus and pass the potatoes.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
This is what Tiger's mistresses will look like when they hit 40.
She and Hohan should do a porno together...hmm...what would it be called? Oh,yeah! 2 Used Up Whores!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Why is she wearing a pussy on her head?
WHAT in the world is going on in thumbnail #2??? Pam, that thing is monster, girl.
Get some vag-lipo/rejuvenation/whatever, but please, FIX it!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
More like ho bag on the bottle.
She is another skank that is just too gross for me to even consider fucking!
I'm so tired of this old scrag! Who keeps giving her money to make appearances?? Give it up trick and go home and raise your boys who've suffered enough embarrassment.
Gross, my greek salad just left the building....and by building I mean me.
no me jodas!
how many cuchinis is she wearing?
I feel like going back and watching old episodes of Home Improvement so I can remember what she looked like cuz that old used up beef jerky look is kinda depressing.
looks like Pam is working a tuck job...strange...
The 2nd thumb...What. The. FUCK is she packing where her puss is supposed to be?
Why so modest with the robe, Pam?
Morbo: good one. heh, heh. Cheque is the way to spell it, baby!
Back on topic. I wonder if she thinks she looks good here. I can never tell if she is in on the joke, or if she honestly thinks she is still the number one pick of Howard Stern fans??
I used to think that Anna Nicole Smith absolutely HAD TO BE in on the joke, but I was wrong about that one, so who knows with this fool.
@ Morbo
ahahahahahahaha!
This bish is starting to get downright creepy.
Like Norma Desmond "Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up" kinda creepy.
(Look it up, losers)
Ahhaha... what an extravaganza! The costumes look like they all came from an online costume store clearance for $8.99 each. That's production value right there.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
she's got an armadillo down her trousers
jt
wow, that face is NOT aging well...
Is this supposed to be for children?
I'm confused.