Ho Bag In A Bottle

This holiday season, Pamela Anderson is entertaining the children of London in a panto production of Aladdin. A CHECK IS A CHECK! Thunderbird and MD 20/20 doesn't grow on trees, you know?

In case you couldn't tell, Pamela is playing the Genie. Of course you couldn't tell! What the hell kind of genie rides around on a surfboard covered in Glamberace's ass glitter and dresses like...well...like Pamela Anderson going to pick up her boys at soccer practice. Although, the bloated camel toe is a nice authentic touch.

Hopefully in this production Aladdin slips on a rubber glove before he rubs on the genie's lamp.