Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them. (CDAN)
I think we all just threw our Jeremy Piven Joker cards on the table at the same time. Really, is there anybody else?
This young Hollywood hot couple will be breaking up in the next year. No question about it. Our source is claiming that the female in the pair is obsessed with matrimony and the male is obsessed with a blossoming career. He also wants an open relationship while she wants a house together, babies, the whole deal. The source claims that the girl is really just worried she is losing her grip on her BF and will do anything to keep him around. Not Blake Lively. (BuzzFoto)
Purdy Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens? Zac will never ever agree to share a house with Vanessa. Like he's going to let her cut into his bathroom mirror time or use his favorite foundation stick without asking. It's not happening.
It’s great to have hobbies. This guy loves to sing and he loves to take photos. All of those girls whom he has bedded over the past few years should pay attention to the second part of that statement. If you wondered why he asked you to come home with him for the night, watch out! He’s just waiting for you to fall asleep so that he can take some photos of you in your birthday suit. Before you start popping Xanax, though, you should know that he doesn’t really have any intention of ever making those photos public. However, the possibility alone is one of the reasons why none of these women badmouth him after dating him. (Blind Gossip)
The consensus will probably be John Mayer, but I'll throw Adam Levine's name out there. ....Or Wayne Newton.
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1. julian mcmahon
2. vanessa & zac
3. jason mraz
That poor doggy. IT reminds me of the baby whose mother (who was tired of the baby being bald) got the baby a lace front wig.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_05kZ8FV...
What the heck is this world coming to?
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
#1--definitely Piven
#2--Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. I think Vanessa is WAY too young to be thinking of babies, etc. She knows where she stands in Zac's universe. She ain't about to mess with her contract. Trust.
#3--Easy. John Mayer.
What the What?!!!
Probably John Mayer.
Piven's Hairstory-
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/jeremy-piven-hair-restoration.jpg
and adam levine is a manwhore. EWW! i wouldn't fuck that guy EVER!!! my bf went to highschool with him in brentwood. fuckin dorks!
Uh I hope it's not Adam Levine, one of my friends hooked up with him!
Submitted by cici on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 11:06pm.
that dog actually reminds me of some human i know..can't think of their name...
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Tilda Swinton?
Piven should hire the Cake Boss as his stylist.
The things he can do with fondant....Ken doll central!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
WHO DID THAT TO THAT POOR DOGGIE?!?!?!
That's what I want to know.
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that dog actually reminds me of some human i know..can't think of their name...
#3 sounds like a certain little purple nugget.
#2 has to be Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 6:48pm.
#3 is totally Douche Mayer. You never hear any of his exes say bad stuff about him.
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I think you're right...and you really would think there'd some shit on him!
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Does that dog remind anyone else of Topher Grace?
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 7:32pm.
What a sweet funny doggy!
My own puppy has black bulging eyes just like these!
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I was just thinking the same thing!!!!
on topic... I wonder how many times this year a Blind Topic topic started with...."This young Hollywood hot couple will be breaking up in the next year." And I can't tell you how much I fucking hate it. when do we ever find out?!?!?! hhhhuummmm.....
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3 sounds like that douche nozzle John Mayer, 2 Zac Efron (I just wanna call him saffron I mean, in my mind it only makes sense) and what's her name again?, and 1 I want to say Jude Law because he's a man whore...
no me jodas!
that puppy looks like Austin Powers...but way sexier...aww...what a cute angel.
OH RIGHT, she's with Dan Humphrey. Gosh he looks like such a troll that I totally forgot about him.
"Not Blake Lively". I didn't even know she was dating someone. So then I'll guess Leighton Meester and her bf Sebastian Stan--not a bad looking guy. Vanessa just turned 21, I think it's more likely that a 23, going on 24 year old Leighton would want to settle down.
What a sweet funny doggy!
My own puppy has black bulging eyes just like these!
The real injustice is that Piven has erased what tiny nugget of hot he ever had.
Now he'll never get it back.
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Adam Levine is hot...I hate myself for thinking that, but, oh well.
All right, which one of you fuckers dug up my Uncle Otis and pried off his rug? This shit ain't right!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 6:56pm.
He actually was a hot little furry otter at some point, but the waxing and shaving and those weird looking pec implants fucked him up.
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FUCKING TRAGEDY.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 6:42pm.
I don't understand. Jeremy Piven
would make a hot baldy.
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He actually was a hot little furry otter at some point, but the waxing and shaving and those weird looking pec implants fucked him up. The fact he is a balding douche with a toupé does not help either.
"I AM a Bartender!...I do great things!" - Angelina from Jersey Shore
#3 is totally Douche Mayer. You never hear any of his exes say bad stuff about him.
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"Boy was so bursting with fruity goodness I could almost taste the effin' rainbow." - Plecostomus 12/15/09
@ S&F...I agree. He does need to get rid of his moobies, though.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I don't understand. Jeremy Piven would make a hot baldy. The douche water in his veins is effecting his brain.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
The pup reminds me of an old Senor Wences foto I saw... S'awriiiiiiiiight.
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I'm with MK on #3...def Wayne Newton. #2 Can't be those 2 Disney twits because he's gay and #1 . . . I got nothing 'cept for the Piv
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Like I really wanna see Jennifer Aniston's ass!
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My guess for #3 is John Mayer as well. Wait til he's dead someday and all those pictures go public - it will make a nice coffee table book, no?
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Piven wishes he looked as cute as that dog.
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
#2 is taylor swift and the gay werewolf
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
That doggie looks like DJ Qualls.