It's All Kate Hudson's Fault
So, Kate Hudson and A-Roid broke up, right? Their reps' lips are sealed, because I don't think even they give a shit. But one of A-Roid's friends apparently does and they have run off to UsWeekly to point the finger at Kate Hudson.
His friend said that Kate was a little too high on the maintenance for A-Roid's tastes. This is kind of funny since you know A-Roid regularly puts Chapstick on his nipples to keep them looking shiny and probably has a standing weekly appointment to get his chest waxed.
A-Roid's friend said, "[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game. She would always want to be styled before games and she'd insist on front-row seats. It was a turnoff to have a girlfriend who always wanted to be on camera. Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile."
According to this friend, A-Roid wanted to dump Kate a month ago, but decided to wait until she finished promoting Nine. A-Roid finally pink-slipped her last week. The friend ended with, "They're two mature adults. She did take the relationship seriously, and he has a lot of respect for her. They had some really wonderful times together."
You know what this sounds like to me? This sounds like someone's ego has the sads and he's trying to turn it around to sound like he's the one who pulled the trigger.
It's pretty much clear to me now what went down. This is just a simple case of dick no worky. Kate ditched A-Roid, because dude has trouble getting his peen to play and her vagina is always HONGRAY. Get it up, or get out!
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I saw Kate Hudson on the Big O show promoting Nine and her teeth are so YELLOW! With all her money, can't she get her smoker's teeth whitened? Geez, at least get some Crest white strips.
Kate Hudson has always annoyed me and her mother too. Goldie Hawn is as deep as a puddle. Her crappy biography was so self-serving. I seriously doubt, Buddha was ever thinking about Goldie when he was attaining enlightenment. If Goldie was SO deep, why did she poison her children against their father. Kate is all bitterness against her dad, Bill Hudson.
YAY!! ihope this bitch is humiliated; i wanted to wipe my ass with my issue of BIAZARRE after seeing the fucking 10 pg spread of her with bold print about how fabulous she is with her "MAJOR LEAGUE MAN"in tow. gag. I am soooo over all of the celebrity ass-licking and ego-stroking. has nothing to do with fashion at all.
*** i had read an article right before they started dating,(he was still obsessed with MADGE) about how she was stalking him and humping his leg like a bitch in heat in MIAMI and he ignored her completely. THen Madge dicked him over, and look whos a couple!! ***
ok , now if you excuse me, i'll be on my way to hell now..
hmmmm i think your blind item post about them was right!
She hardly looks styled in that pic.
Are those birth control pills on her wrist?
"Fuck me running..."
Maybe we're all just being thrown a curveball.
Vadge was behind all this.
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I don't believe any of the supposed friend's quote. Anytime I saw photos of Kate @ his games, she looked like she had no make-up on and her hair was a mess, nothing like what she looks like when she's made up for an appearance. I also don't buy the comment that A-Roid was interested in building a long-term relationship. That's total crap. The guy is a player and now that he's lost the 1st wife, I doubt he'll get tied down again w/marriage until after he's out of the spotlight & the women aren't throwing themselves at him anymore.
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I only give a fuck about this because I can't stand either of them and I enjoy seeing this crash and burn.
"She would always want to be styled before games"
She needs to fire her stylist. She looks like my sister back in the 80's stalking her ex-bf at a high school baseball game.... bitch looks beat.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
If that's Kate AFTER the stylist, someone needs to fire the stylist. And what's with the birth control pill bracelet thingy?
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I think it's because she has no muscle tone. She's skinny, but it's skinny-fat with no muscle. I wouldn't be shocked if she ballooned sometime, unless she's puking everything up.
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She has the face of someone with bulemia and/or drinks a lot. That's why she looks bloated.
Who could give a shit about Kate, a bona fide moron, and A-Rod, an overrated wet diaper?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Larry King asked Kate how Alex was...it was so awkward. Apparently, he didn't get the memo.
Poor Kate! Girl is lost.
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David letterman, I think it's because she has no muscle tone. She's skinny, but it's skinny-fat with no muscle. I wouldn't be shocked if she ballooned sometime, unless she's puking everything up.
*chuckles at Tojo's comment*
*goes back to work*
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I am also new here and i am still in the process of learning things in this site. I just accidentally saw the site and i registered
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Oh I know what happened here. see how she's wearing that birth control pill bracelet..well that is the reason!!!!!!!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
Um, yeah...A-roid CAN NOT STAND attention whores who have to be all primped up by a stylist before they go out in public. Madonna is nothing like that at all! *eye roll*
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i agree her mother is of interest, but other than that, its like phrmpt.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Her mother is more interesting....Kurt Russell has been boning her for 30 years +....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
kate hudson is like lumpy oatmeal to me, i can't get into this broad, i mean i liked her in "bride wars", but still she's like blah.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
@ David L: I went back and checked and I cannot stop laughing. I think it's a dudette but they totally do look like Jon Lovitz! Ahahahahaha
Don't know why anyone is defending her. Talk about someone doing a complete 180 she went from being this boho faithful wife to slut of the century someone should sew her damn legs shut and I could totally see her being a high maintenance cunt. All celebrities have mental problems
A-roId is a male whore!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
What's in her cup? Barf.
Whatever lol! Eva Longwhoria, there's another meh.
That's the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever heard.
A-Roid wants a long-term relationship...riiiight.
Kate Hudson and a stylist...riiight.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 11:06pm.
Someone should fire their stylist then.
AMEN!
YAWN! Just like eva longwhoria whoring herself out at Spurs games.
Someone should fire their stylist then.
Well this is piss poor timing for Kate. I just got my new Harper's Bazaar and guess who's on the cover with the fakest of all fake smiles? The entire article is about their relationship. HA!
Hahahaa! The dude/dudette behind ARoids head looks like a long haired Jon Lovitz.
Madam S, Kate's wearing her birth control pills on her
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Ha! LOL...I was just about to write, wtf are those bc pills doing on her arm!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Kate's wearing her birth control pills on her arm to reassure everyone that she and A-Rod won't be having a missing link baby.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
FUCK...I just burned my popcorn. Can't I ever get a break? *dials Michael Lohan for advice*
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 10:14pm.
Why is it that Kate Hudson looks like she could be a fatty, but she is skinny.
she has a very fat face no matter how skinny her body is. its really a shame. so when u are just looking at her face by itself u think shes a fatty but she is really rail thin
If this is true I have no doubt that Goldie's daughter is high maintenance. After all, her mommy titled her autobiography "A Lotus Grows in the Mud."
What a bunch of shit! Miss Hawn is no fragile, exotic flower and, having grown up just a mile or so from her home, I can tell you it was NOT "mud"!
These princesses think way more of themselves than anyone else does. And the acting is not too great either.
Why is it that Kate Hudson looks like she could be a fatty, but she is skinny. That is some optical illusion shit she has goin on. She looks fat to me, but I know she is really skinny, but that picture shows what I mean. Her arms and face are fleshy and fatty lookin! How is that possible!
Also, she needs some damn implants! I can't stand her flat chest. It is creepy!
Maybe ARoid felt like he was with a young Swedish boy sleepin with Kate. She kinda looks like she could be a Lars or Olaf.
I'm not Kate Hudson's fan. She's a very mediocre actress.
Yeah right. It doesn't look like she insisted to be "styled" before the game to me. She blends with the crowd. This "insider" is bullshit.
Maybe she's getting paid by Starbucks? It looks like their logo on her wrist.
(Then again, I'm looking at the photo from my blackberry screen...kinda small.)
who gives a fuck, i mean really
LOL KACKY, that was funny!
Can somebody tell me what the hell Kate has on her wrist?
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:17pm.
JIMMY'S DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, YES!
This really too much for me! *swoons*
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They just showed "Little Kicks" the Elaine dance on TV the other night. I still do that shit when I'm bored at work. People still laugh at it. Or maybe they're laughing at me. Not cool. Hmmm.
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I hope they don't get back together but they probably will just to generate more press since they're both always so publicity-hungry
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:10pm
Yeah, I happen to be a Red soxs fan, so I hate A-Roids.
and Kate is a Homewrecking cheating whore. I could not care less.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/15/2009 - 9:17pm.
JIMMY'S DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, YES!
This really too much for me! *swoons*
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