Hot Slut Of The Day!
RAED - Get a bucket and clear out your calendar before you press play, because there's a good chance your ears might give themselves an abortion and it's going to be messy. I mean, they are going to give themselves an abortion because this shit is so good that they really don't have to listen to anything else ever again.
Some say RAED is quite possibly the worst rapper ever (sorry, Bubba Sparxxx). Personally, I don't know why they would say that. First of all, RAED hails from the rap game capital of the world: Melbourne. Second of all, he's got hos in his limos which means he's doing something right (SPOILER ALERT: The limo is a rental and he paid the girls in drink tickets). Third of all, if you ignore the fact that he sounds like he's speaking Pig Latin with a speech impediment, you will notice that the dude is the master of rhymes (he rhymes "hot" with "hot"). You can't deny it.
And you know he's going to be a cast member the next season of Jersey Shore. Fists pumpin.....into my ear holes.
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SO hilarious...that was the BEST....hahaahahhahaaha
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
That poor limmo
I see your RAED ( who is fucking awful by the way.. ) and raise you an Ill Mitch!! his website alone is a feast for the eyes.
Is this fuck rapping with a lisp?
OMG I cried tears of laughter!
This shit was so fucking horrible!
The funniest part is at 5:50 when they guy he grabs is like "WTF"
Priceless Ridiculousness
HOLY SHIT
those flashing lights just gave me a fucking aneurysm
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"Here's wonkin' at you, Kid"
This is so terrible that it's going to become my favorite new song. mmhm. i mean it!
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Kandykane:
Hahahahaha! Brilliant.
--What the What?!!!--
What the fuck was that?? Never mind about RAED. How about a can of RAID. Get that lil muthafuckin cucaracha OUTTA that rental stretch hummer.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
What does R.A.E.D. stand for? Really Awful Elocution Dude? I couldn't watch the whole thing, did he manage to get "shrimp on the barbie" in there somewhere?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
What the HELL was that. They need to drop his no-rapping ass in the middle of Bed-Stuy and ask him to represent. BAY-Bayyy!
Awful....but funny as hell.
"Pig Latin with a speech impediment"
ROFL... that explains his "rapping" perfectly. I didn't understand a word the guy was saying.
Wow... that was just..... bad....
LOL. LOL. LOL.
I am freakin' dyin'!!!!! It's like he was reading the "rap" off of a piece of paper for the first time and just recorded it in one take. WTF? Indeed.
---What the What?!!!---
He should hook up with Noah Cyrus and make majik unicorn lullabyes......
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
my ears are bleeding fo' sho'. what a fuckin retard.
His parents must own a record company, that's the only way this talentless mush-mouth could have gotten anywhere near a studio.
He's totally lipsyching. That's my grandfather you're listening to, right there.
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A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
He couldn't be further away from the rhythm if he took a bus. Damn.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I couldn't understand a thing he was saying. His mother should be so proud.
wow i didn't think anyone could fuck rap up. i stand corrected it apparently does take some talent now i'm going to go gouge my ears out
Snoop Dogg needs to go to Melbourne and stick his Gators up this mofo's ass.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
I just crawled in here to say.. I'm obsessed with the trash that is Jersey Shore.
That is all. Carry on.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
He shifts around a lot, I think he has hemorrhoids.
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what on earth.. I have never heard anything so terrible in my entire life!! It takes a special talent to do everything so badly. I'd rather put out five spoons of salt in my tea!
WHO or rather WHAT is his musical inspiration?
--thanks awfully--
No rhythm havin slack jaw doofus.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Well, it started out like bad gay porn, so I got a little excited. But, there's a reason that the porn boys keep their mouths shut, and their legs open. Sometimes "stupid" just takes all the sexy outta it. Bleh.
ohmg. I want to claw my ears off!!
He seems to be having problems breathing whilst "rapping".
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Feed the world, damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE
What an idiot. Good morning!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
That was like some random Guido doing Karaoke.
Submitted by tommybluez on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 8:16am.
I can't understand anything he says -- and it looks like he's lip syncing - is he the new male rapping britney?
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I don't think so - were that the case, I think they'd at least have used autotune.
luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
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~cheetos & frapp~
I think he and Tom OC from Ireland need to have a rap-off to decide the winner of this one.
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It's no more offensive than 90% of the other crap floating around.
man, I guess rap really IS something not everyone can do :\
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
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~cheetos & frapp~
I can't understand anything he says -- and it looks like he's lip syncing - is he the new male rapping britney?
SOAH IAH GOTAH BAYBEHHHHHH
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
"Pig latin with a speech impediment"
Thanks MK. That summed up the bogan (Jersey type) accent from my home town perfectly!
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"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.
sucks!!!!!!!!!
"love the city-BAYBAh-yeah!"
wtf???