Wednesday, December 16th 2009
This Is Our Future, Part 5
9-year-old Noah Cyrus has jumped off the pole and is now entertaining adults backstage her sister's show by smacking her ass to Akon's "SMACK THAT." Somebody needs to SMACK THAT child's parents in the mouth. And why are all those grown ass people clapping instead of calling Child Protective Services or a dentist. Actually, since they are in that circle they should have joined hands and tried to exorcise the Cyrus gene out of that child. I rebuke thee, Cyrus gene!
With that being said, I think I'll go sit in the corner now, because I just remembered that I was slithering on the floor to "Burning Up" when I was 9. I am your future, Noah! If that doesn't make her join a nunnery, I don't know what will.
via Ocean Up (Thanks Joseph)
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That little girl seems so annoying. The kind that won't SHUT UP
W.U.C. World's Ugliest Child. Her face is shaped like the mask in "Scream" except with horrid teeth. Too bad Trish Cyrus never heard of the word "abortion" 10 years ago.
A lot of kids her age are often attention whores as it is, which is irritating enough. So she probably sees her sister doing all this stuff all over TV, etc., getting tons of fans and attention, and then just tries to mimic her as much as possible and do anything she can to be the center of attention. Ugh.
Let the hicks have their fun, it's at that age when they meet their cousins and get engaged.
Give her a few more years and she'll be watching her own inbred children do the same dances.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 2:26pm.
This is probably the ugliest kid I've seen in a long time..her b rother Trace is also beyond ugly. Miley has had work done already so is less obvious in her fug.. but really? These people are straight up hilljacks. How do these white trash families crank out mini money makers? Wait..they have enough kids and then pimp each one out to climb out of the cess. The Carters, Cyrus family, The Spears....and so on....
I agree. Trace Cyrus should've been aborted at exactly nine months with a rusty fork.
Fucking gross. Ohh this family is so disgusting in so many ways.
And did she seriously do that little routine in the middle of a prayer circle? Haha truly dumb fucking hillbillies.
My parents would have literally killed me if they had seen me dancing to a sexually suggestive song in front of a bunch of strange adults.
PS: Noah Cyrus is one hideous child and is destined to grow up to be a slutbag
miley said what are you eating you have a green mouth.
and noah says i ate...
excellent parenting for those girls.
i think we should save our hatred for the parents, maybe, who have let their girls think their value lies not in their talent or minds, but in their asses.
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fuckin hicks!
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hrmm.. i not likey! that was weird.
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Hahaha her teeth remind me of Herbert (The toothless old pedo from family guy)
This is probably the ugliest kid I've seen in a long time..her b rother Trace is also beyond ugly. Miley has had work done already so is less obvious in her fug.. but really? These people are straight up hilljacks. How do these white trash families crank out mini money makers? Wait..they have enough kids and then pimp each one out to climb out of the cess. The Carters, Cyrus family, The Spears....and so on....
Snideychick sez:
OH GOD!!! That sounded like a dozen gerbils being crushed slowly to death. I think my ears bled a little.
MK don't EVER again post something as horrific as that!
makes me want to smack her parents
You've got to be kidding me. CPS visits Tiger Woods' house and yet, these people are allowed to have their child run free? You've got to be kidding me. And why did Miley tape this and post it on her site? She's obviously a fucking puppet master and her sister is her bitch.
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that is just annoying, her parents should be taken out back and shot.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
She'll probably slit Miley's throat one day.
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Noah will end up stealing Miley's husband and then put out a better selling album. Years later, Billy Ray and Miley will be nabbed on a reunion episode of To Catch a Predator.
crack baby.
Well...I'm getting so many mixed signals. First it sounds as if Noah is being encouraged to hurry up and do it (Miley's voice?) then as Noah begins there is a male voice that sounds like he is trying to discourage Noah from continuing ("hey! hey!")..(He's probably the leader of the group prayer). After Miley apparently encouraged her to go through with was probably Noah's idea Miley grabs Noah's arm in a disapproving way and asks her what she is eating. Miley is already jealous of any attention that isn't on her. It's all tragic and pathetic. Noah. Poor thing. It's desperation.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
She'll probably slit Miley's throat one day.
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Bottom-feeder.
OMG - people are so crazy. How can you let a child do that in public? That's one of those things my kid might do here at home and I would giggle and, immediately say: Ok, I DO think you're cute and funny but never do that outside. It's pretty basic.
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Wow, that's a lot of desperation on the part of a kid...Noah has evidently figured out how to get her share of attention. She'll probably slit Miley's throat one day.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
AWW, trailer trash in all their glory! How very cute! You just want to barf it up!
W.T.F. How does she even know the words to that song? I'm damn near 30 and I don't know it. Then again I remember everyone on my school bus in the 4th grade singing "Baby Got Back" on the way home one day. Another classic we performed-- "I Wanna Sex You Up". Damned kids.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Crumbs...what an attention grabbing little attention ho. I would SMACK THAT kid right out of the camera frame, out the door, into the car and home to an early bed without supper. And then I would go SMACK THAT 'mom' and 'dad' upside the head with a clue by 4. Pair of pimpin' idiots.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Harvest will be coming to the Cyrus household twice from the looks of it...the child is obnoxious and so obviously does not get enough attention at home.
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I feel the same!!
(And now I can spell your name too. yay. lol)
Submitted by cattitude on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:07am.
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Indeed, indeed, my bad! I re-read your comment and now I get it.
Forgive me haha but my anti-Miley sentiments sometimes impair my reading comprehension.
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@plecostomus
I'd never deny, I was hoping they hadn't told her plastic can suffocate you if put over one's head! ;)
we will be forced into accepting this child as the cutest thing ever and she will have her own show on The Disney Channel, trust
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Submitted by cattitude on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:02am.
and what the FUCK is on Miley's head? A plastic bag? We can only hope her parents never taught her not to put a plastic bag over her head...
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Bottom-feeder.
well that was disturbing.
and what the FUCK is on Miley's head? A plastic bag? We can only hope her parents never taught her not to put a plastic bag over her head...
then again, maybe she said 'i hate you miley'. haha
as much as i wished that little girl said 'i hate you,' she didn't. miley asked what are you eating? as in, how much sugar have you had? and she answers 'I ate...' uh...now i must cleanse myself for watching for a second time
That is one unfortunate looking child.
And her parents need to be hung from their balls.
This is the next Blohan.
That little girl is uglier then Adam Sandlers, Ugly ugly children.
But this odd child wouldnt even make it on Star Search ca 1986
Nasty.
Ew.
LOL, booboo
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
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Jack- In the end, I think I ended up with someone who appreciates weird. "Let's go, BooBoo!"
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:03am.
When we grow up the "weird" becomes "smart and cool"....
The "or a dentist" part made me laugh out loud too ... while I was on a conference call for work.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
*holds Uvy's hand*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Her parents must be so proud. I'm sure Hillbilly Ray will chalk it up to letting his kids be creative and giving them "artistic" freedom just like when Miley did that pole dance at the teen choice awards.
ISprainedMyUvula:
I'm sorry your mom said such a thing and freaked out on you like that. :(
SoulTaker- My mom flat out told me I was "too weird" to have a boyfriend and screamed at me for half an hour. I was scared as shit to talk to her about dating after that.
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And I was writhing around on the floor to Like a Virgin when I was 4. And then I was huge tramp in high school and stayed that way until about oh, two years ago. So now that I have a daughter I know not to let her smack her ass in public while a group of adults look on approvingly. Pop music does make sluts!!
Holy fucking hell. And are they all holding hands like that b/c they're about to do one of those prayer circles before the show? ugh
Awwwww...it's so cute when little kids act like whores. By the way, that face is a total show stopper.
ISprainedMyUvula:
If I would've had a boy to hold hands with in 7th grade and been caught at it, my dad would've lost HIS shit! lol
Also, besides the distubing sexual tone to Noah's little dance, my parents didn't put up with the LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!! attention whore syndrome, either, so if I have ever pulled a bratty stunt like Noah I would have gotten put in my place quick enough. lol
(I love your Ducky avvie, btw!)
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OnT: I kinda glossed over the item and only upon re-reading it did I see that MK slid and slithered to "Burning Up" when he was 9.
The mind races.
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Bottom-feeder.
someone smack her and never let her out of the house until she's 18!!or everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..the whole family too!
GOodmoning all!!
Coma Caca!!
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