Is This Some Kind Of Record?
As soon as Kendra Wilkinson gave birth on Friday morning, OK! Magazine's staff swept into the labor room, quickly wiped the womb smegma off her baby, spray painted foundation on him and started clicking away. The umbilical cord was still attached. They knew they had to get the pictures before Kendra's baby opened his eyes for the first time, noticed the fuckery around him and then took the next Peter Pan bus out of town.
I mean, Baby Hank isn't even one week old and that bitch has already got him posing nekkid on the cover of a magazine! Baby Hank hasn't even made a shit yet, and he's already making that money.
I'm sure a picture of Kourtney Kardashian's (don't click on that link) baby crowning will be on the cover of next week's Life & Style.
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Speaking of the Kardashians, any other CSI-watchers out there notice Kim's "CSI: NY" debut tonight? She played a suspect, so she's not likely to return as a character. Her scenes made as little strain on her acting ability as possible.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Newborns aren't even supposed to be taken out in public for at least 3 weeks. What a disgusting famewhore his mother is, not even caring about her kid's health. God, I hate reality "stars"
The baby is cute... I thought he'd be fugly.
I CLICKED! OMG! Thank God I had 2 C-sections! AAAAAAAAAGH!
Somebody explain to me why that baby`s belly button is already healed? At least from what i can see it looks like a fully healed BB. My boy`s shit took at least a week or two to heal fully , specially the one they tied and let it fall off on its own... YUCK, i ll never forget that smell... I call bullshit,, thats not their kid,,,,
LOL he still has on his ankle bracelet, poor thing.
He is a cutie. Of course he'd look white, his mother is white and his dad is half white.
FUCK!!!
Why the fuck did I click on that link?????
Hank is adorableness!
Holly must be crying her eyeballs out!
omg i friggin clicked!!!!!!!!!!
can you imagine SHOULDERS passing through that?
when I asked my mum how much did giving birth hurt,
on a scale from 1 to 10, she said 12 :§
BABY HANK IS ACTUALLY CUTE FOR A JUST-PICKED CROTCH FRUIT.
I really hate her smile.... very weird.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I guess we can all assume that Hank has a whopping cock. Kendra made no secret about that being the number one quality she was looking for in a man. Small cock = deal breaker.
COCKIST!
WTF?!?!? Did they shoot the photos in the hospital room? The baby's wearing his ID anklet!
Jesus take the wheel!
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
that is just sad, sad, sad...
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
this has probably been said before but the baby's father has SERIOUS gay face
Submitted by sandrak on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:37am.
I just had my son on Dec.3rd and I haven't even sent out announcements.....dammm she is fast!
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Sandrak, are you a fellow Bruce fan? Finally!
I ashamed that I know this but I read somewhere that she was in labor for almost 2 days before they decided to take the baby by C-section. Gotta give the girl street cred for trying to push that linebacker outta her pocket.
This baby still has his hospital anklet on, for Chrissakes! These fame whores, I swear.
@ angel_i poor soul, I hope she doesn't start liking it.
OT I wish those babies lots of good health and luck.
Submitted by joanne on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:30pm.
I wonder what Tigers wife did to deserve being put on the cover with all those media hos.
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She took off her wedding ring. Yes! It's THAT easy!
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
I wonder what Tigers wife did to deserve being put on the cover with all those media hos.
That baby is absolutely gorgeous! What a little darling. God, pics like that make me so damn clucky. Then I remember that they grow into teenagers and I come to my senses.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:09am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:06am.
Yeah, as soon as I typed that I knew I shouldn't have. I have heard that light skinned babies can have dark skinned parents and vice versa. Either way I think the baby is a cutie. :)
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Don't worry - I always said that if they hadn't have handed her to me right there in the delivery room and if she hadn't have looked SO much like me in the face, I would have had my suspicions about them giving me the right one;)
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
Submitted by lazee on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:27am.
OMG i'm never having kids
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Don't worry - you dont gotta see that part. Just everybody else.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:07am.
lol DP
angel - is that you in your avie!?!?!?!
*reports self*
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*reports jack-off-n-the-hat*
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
That is a big newborn. He has be at least 9 pounds. And he looks completly white.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:36am.
OMG ANGEL! SANJAYA SANJAYA GONNA SET THIS PLACE ON FIAH!
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OMG Don't start that again...my current playlist-in-my-head is already ludicrous enough with All I Want For Christmas, Becuz I Got High, and '3' of all things.
♥ Threadkilla!
A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...
~ Don't look at me! I didn't say that!
fukkin lol at mowgli
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Aww...he's a fuzzy headed little chunklette. Too bad his parents are 'tards.
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Congrats sandrak, hope he/she is healthy and happy...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
KD! LOL what a good little reader!
yesterday I came home and Mowgli was talking about the Caption Contest, I was like WTF is going on here, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I just had my son on Dec.3rd and I haven't even sent out announcements.....dammm she is fast!
Why is some fug dumb whore with a lab rat in a hospital bracelet on the cover of some shit magazine? Just a load of bollocks.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Why did I click on the link? WHY????
The way that over grown forest snatch looks, I wonder if the mom had the placenta for lunch?
Hurls..
LMAO @ about female OBs getting gutted for their sprogs. Both female OBs I know had c sections.Fuck grunting out a crotch dumpling and streching everything out.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
Their baby is adorable!!!
I am going to make sure my boyfriend clicks on that link. (He reads MK regularly. In fact, I don't think he reads anything else! He is not a big reader, so I'm proud of him reading SOMETHING!)
I clicked the link....Sasquach needs to trim the bushes.
Fuck, I spent over an hour in the bathtub "cleaning" myself up before going to the hospital!!
Rather than spend a couple of weeks enjoying their first baby with family and close friends they call in some tabloid to snap pictures of their latest promotion ploy...pathetic famewhores.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:57am.
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Now you are just trying to woo me.
Where is SuckyFuck???? He should have chimed in by now...
Pay 'dem bills, Hank jr!
My first thought was "well maybe she just wanted professional pics of her new born and got paid for it"...but after seeing the hospital tags I am a 'lil disturbed.
Joy to your world.xoxoxoxoxoxo.
I am just sooooooooooooooo happy Kendra got the cover instead of Kourtney, but I'm sure she has her own cover out there too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Pleco - do not even go there with my riri!
*places plastic bag over DP head and noose around his neck*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:49am.
DP - I'll fuckin mase your your ass! was gonna say taze yer ass but you'd prolly like that you sick fuck. lolol
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You know me so well already, I like it rough.
On topic....
Imagine Kendra at a lil league game?
Flashing her tits at the other team?
*looks at pic of all three of them*
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! She's in the fucking hospital BED!!!
I hate this whore.
Hmm...I wonder if RiRi's mother survived that head going through her canal?
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Bottom-feeder.
M.E. - look at the pic with all three of them.. they ALL have hospital tags on....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
ME- She was guessing because I was diabetic but he ended up being 7-15. She had me freaked the fuck out my last month, though. Jesus Christ!
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WAIT a motherfucking second. I'm noticing the hospital tag on the baby's ankle. SHe posed for this shit while STILL in the hospital.
Fucking fame whore.
LOL snowy - nuh uhhhh... imma get in troubles
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I remain the queen of drunk posting....even though I haven't dlisted drunk in God knows how long.
*cries*
DP - I'll fuckin mase your your ass! was gonna say taze yer ass but you'd prolly like that you sick fuck. lolol
On topic: It must be horrible that you and your significant other both have such huge fucking heads that you have to rest them against one another or you'll both topple over like that dumb Heaton chick.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09